Turns out, about 4 years ago, the 49ers asked a special favor of the Seattle Seahawks.

This was the favor: We asked the Hawks to, and I am qouting directly,"Take this division and safeguard it for us. We will be back in a few years to reclaim it. But first we need to take care of some things."

The Hawks agreed.

The Niners didn't go into a deal with the "devil" without a plan. The plan was--after a settling down period--as not to alarm anyone--to send Julian Peterson as a double agent. So that's what they did. They sent him there as a spy.

Seattle welcomed Peterson with open arms. And they took great care of him, showering him in Starbucks coffee at his pleasure.  

What is more, is that the Hawks made for great stewards of the West.  Hell, they even made an appearance in the Super Bowl.

But the time has come for the Niners to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. Problem is they are refusing. And Peterson got hooked on Starbucks-- double mocha latte--and refuses to come back and debrief.  

Now we may be forced to take Mike Holmgren from them, in order to get "it" back. Attempts have been made to gather recon info. Thats why the Niners brought in D. Jack. We thought we could get Jackson to turn and provide valuable insight. But Jackson is obviously a little Benedict Arnold and is playing both sides--collecting a paycheck from the Niners and dropping passes for the rest of the league, no charge:-)