Safe keeping

by jfainsf49 on Dec 7, 2007 2:50 PM PST

Turns out, about 4 years ago, the 49ers asked a special favor of the Seattle Seahawks.

This was the favor: We asked the Hawks to, and I am qouting directly,"Take this division and safeguard it for us. We will be back in a few years to reclaim it. But first we need to take care of some things."

The Hawks agreed.

The Niners didn't go into a deal with the "devil" without a plan. The plan was--after a settling down period--as not to alarm anyone--to send Julian Peterson as a double agent. So that's what they did. They sent him there as a spy.

Seattle welcomed Peterson with open arms. And they took great care of him, showering him in Starbucks coffee at his pleasure.

What is more, is that the Hawks made for great stewards of the West. Hell, they even made an appearance in the Super Bowl.

But the time has come for the Niners to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. Problem is they are refusing. And Peterson got hooked on Starbucks-- double mocha latte--and refuses to come back and debrief.

Now we may be forced to take Mike Holmgren from them, in order to get "it" back. Attempts have been made to gather recon info. Thats why the Niners brought in D. Jack. We thought we could get Jackson to turn and provide valuable insight. But Jackson is obviously a little Benedict Arnold and is playing both sides--collecting a paycheck from the Niners and dropping passes for the rest of the league, no charge:-)

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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I think Karma is getting back at them

what with all the rain and flooding up there recently.

Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Dec 7, 2007 5:16 PM PST reply actions

Other things that things keep safe

1) cribs --> babies

keep it going.

I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down. Over and over. / My Blog, For Writers

by howtheyscored on Dec 8, 2007 9:42 PM PST reply actions

Keep it going....

2)altered reality --> my ego

Hostler the Horrible

by jfainsf49 on Dec 10, 2007 8:02 AM PST up reply actions

how about...

Hobbits ----> Evil Rings of Power

by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2007 4:11 PM PST up reply actions

You started geektime

DS9 --> Wormhole

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by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2007 4:27 PM PST up reply actions

Errr...

Ewoks --> Endor

Hostler the Horrible

by jfainsf49 on Dec 12, 2007 6:47 AM PST up reply actions

It had to come to this

The Operative --> Alliance Secrets

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 10:48 AM PST up reply actions

Political

The Patriot Act --> unsuspecting U.S. citizens

Hostler the Horrible

by jfainsf49 on Dec 12, 2007 3:02 PM PST up reply actions

Anime?

Voltron --> The Universe

by sfgfan on Dec 12, 2007 3:10 PM PST up reply actions

Only the mundane can beat "The Universe"

32Cs --> Boobies

Did I say mundane? Because I meant immature.

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 3:20 PM PST up reply actions

Goofy

Cat --> Laptop

by sfgfan on Dec 12, 2007 3:32 PM PST up reply actions

I think you're winning now

Heath Ledger --> The Coolness of the Joker

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by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 3:44 PM PST up reply actions

Perverse?

Ass plug --> Brokeback Mountain

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I am goin' down with the ship...

by jfainsf49 on Dec 13, 2007 1:55 PM PST up reply actions

Don't forget Dilfer...

He should have some insight into that offense.

Peterson is now a grade-A a-hole. That insufferable pointing to his name on his jersey is egotistic and old. We get it, Julian. Your name is Peterson. Now shut the hell up and get back to sucking at pass coverage.

"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it's a rat."

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 10, 2007 2:47 PM PST reply actions

Peterson

I still think it was a huge mistake to get rid of him. I can't forget that game where he lined up at 6 or 7 different positions. What a freak? Whoever pulled the strings on his release is a schmuck.

I am goin' down with the ship...

by jfainsf49 on Dec 13, 2007 1:59 PM PST up reply actions