Safe keeping
Turns out, about 4 years ago, the 49ers asked a special favor of the Seattle Seahawks.
This was the favor: We asked the Hawks to, and I am qouting directly,"Take this division and safeguard it for us. We will be back in a few years to reclaim it. But first we need to take care of some things."
The Hawks agreed.
The Niners didn't go into a deal with the "devil" without a plan. The plan was--after a settling down period--as not to alarm anyone--to send Julian Peterson as a double agent. So that's what they did. They sent him there as a spy.
Seattle welcomed Peterson with open arms. And they took great care of him, showering him in Starbucks coffee at his pleasure.
What is more, is that the Hawks made for great stewards of the West. Hell, they even made an appearance in the Super Bowl.
But the time has come for the Niners to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. Problem is they are refusing. And Peterson got hooked on Starbucks-- double mocha latte--and refuses to come back and debrief.
Now we may be forced to take Mike Holmgren from them, in order to get "it" back. Attempts have been made to gather recon info. Thats why the Niners brought in D. Jack. We thought we could get Jackson to turn and provide valuable insight. But Jackson is obviously a little Benedict Arnold and is playing both sides--collecting a paycheck from the Niners and dropping passes for the rest of the league, no charge:-)
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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I think Karma is getting back at them
Other things that things keep safe
keep it going.
You started geektime
by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2007 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
It had to come to this
by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Only the mundane can beat "The Universe"
Did I say mundane? Because I meant immature.
by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
I think you're winning now
by howtheyscored on Dec 12, 2007 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Don't forget Dilfer...
Peterson is now a grade-A a-hole. That insufferable pointing to his name on his jersey is egotistic and old. We get it, Julian. Your name is Peterson. Now shut the hell up and get back to sucking at pass coverage.

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