This has nothing to do with the 49ers, but it delights me to no end.  On Saturday, Keyshawn Johnson was blabbering on first about how Dwayne Jarrett shouldn't have left school early.  Then when the Panthers drafted him, Keyshawn said he was gonna teach Jarrett how to be a true football player and turn him into a Keyshawn-type receiver and a whole bunch of other sense.  This was followed by a nice awkward interview between Jarrett and Keyshawn.

Well Keyshawn, maybe not, as the Panthers told him to not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.  I'm sure he'll latch on somewhere else, but for one day the karma gods punished him.