After the 49ers were getting pounded at halftime vs. Seattle Coach Singletarty drops his pants trying to make a point. What's next...

Mike Nolan getting caught in the Candelstick parking lot selling his old Rebock suits for 2 for $50.

Patrick Willis hurts his ankle trying to ride a moped to the game.

Shaun Hill wears a garter belt while playing QB to concentrate better. Remember kid the rose goes in the front.

The 49ers get their own soap opera slot on Fox called  The courtship of Vernon's Father. We follow week to week while Daddy Mike teaches his son Vernon the way's of the world.

Michael Jordan seen in SF doing a Haynes underwear commercial with Singletary.

Jed York changes his name the Jethro because he is not ready to be the owner and darnet he sure loves swimming in the ce --ment pond and this ownership stuff is cutting into his play time.

Singletary asks Charles Haley for some pointers on how to help with Davis.

Frank Gore blows his last gasket after another loss. Needs Ronnie Lott to come in and cool him down.

The team changes their name to the LA Hams and moves to LA.

God help us.