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I Want a Team that Opens Us to Praise,

not a team that makes us RAISE hell, cussing.

Or brings us to DESPAIR as we try to REPAIR things,

I could make a ROCK song out of this, but I'd get DOCKED,

Good or bad, there are songs to WRITE,

and maybe a rock star can DRINK SPRITE..

and put us on the BRINK of FRIGHT TACTICS and poor LACTIC TOLERANCE

for all this DULL, lulling, BULL.

Because, I am FULL of it about the fact the 49ers LACKED the DANCE..

And because being rendered dumb, we SLACKED off on our CHANCE..

And off to FRANCE Nolan is...

While Singletary re-examines his backside and his FAITH, the team has to determine if "Singletary SAITH so," because nobody wants people to tell them, "I TOLD you SO."

The RED and GOLD is going to GO under five hundred, and lo, it's time for us to go to BED and stop thinking about who STOLE the game from the 49ers,

as deep their HOLE is,

even what their ROLE is,

how to DOLE out touchdowns instead of being STOPPED at the one-yard line, I'd have HOPPED over the TRENCHES,

and let Nolan and the FRENCH MUSE...

as we USE our weapons BETTER..

Not a MICHAEL Robinson or by WASTING 23 seconds..

MICHAEL Jordan BASTING the rims wearing no. 23 is more of a go-to than Robinson will ever be...

If Martz gets SMARTER, Robinson will be BARTER BAIT.

Worth the WAIT, though!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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As much I HATE seeing the 49ers lose..

"We Have a God who delights in impossibilities."

by 16to80endzone on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Roses are red
violets are blue
your poems are awesome.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!!!!

This shit is hilarious! I especially liked and said WTF when I read:

“and put us on the BRINK of FRIGHT TACTICS and poor LACTIC TOLERANCE”

and this one:

“The RED and GOLD is going to GO under five hundred, and lo, it’s time for us to go to BED and stop thinking about who STOLE the game from the 49ers”

I really wanted to read this as a poem but the use of words, “GOLD” and I presume “STOLE” … all I have to say is WHOA!!… lol… thanks for the TEARS you Q…. LMAO

Joe and Steve were under the same system for years... don't expect Smith to be super so soon.

by bayboy on Nov 12, 2008 1:49 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Look at this excerpt of my poem-

Not a MICHAEL Robinson or by WASTING 23 seconds..

MICHAEL Jordan BASTING the rims wearing no. 23 is more of a go-to than Robinson will ever be…

Good one huh?

"We Have a God who delights in impossibilities."

by 16to80endzone on Nov 14, 2008 9:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

no! lol

how do you baste a rim.. I know what you’re trying to say that of course Jordan is more of a go to guy than robinson.. but isn’t that hella obvious, making it redundant…. … totally ridiculous.

Joe and Steve were under the same system for years... don't expect Smith to be super so soon.

by bayboy on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I had to pick a redundant twosome to compare...

Actually I meant, “Not Michael Robinson, no!” Then I rhymed with Robinson’s first name and Jordan’s first name, and in the 49ers’ case, they WASTED 23 seconds, and as Jordan is more of a go-to than Robinson will ever be, flying Jordan BASTED rims consistently throughout his career which I commend him for, redundant but ringing true in our ears, as superior his ball skills are as compared to Robinson.

Boring redundance yes, but ringing in our ears..

"We Have a God who delights in impossibilities."

by 16to80endzone on Nov 15, 2008 7:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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