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I would like to take this opportunity to declare my man-crush on Patrick Willis.  I love you Patrick, and I think you're the best.  I hope you anchor the 49ers defense for many years to come.  Even if we suck, at least I'll get to watch you wreak havoc across the field and set records for total tackles.  Happy Valentine's Day Patrick!

Open declare your man-crush on your favorite 49er thread.  Have at it boys.

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Your San Francisco 49ers: Punting for Perfection since 2007!

by cheno on Feb 14, 2008 3:57 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

<VERY awkward silence>
I think I hear crickets.
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by Fooch on Feb 14, 2008 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

where's Howie when you need him?
I know that guy has a man crush on SOMEone
Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Feb 14, 2008 5:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

ARNAZ BATTLE!
I would bed him.
I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Feb 14, 2008 5:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

THANK you
Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Feb 14, 2008 6:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My pleasure!
I would also happily bed:
  1. Shawntae Spencer
  2. Frank Gore
  3. Patrick Willis
The last two I might hesitate, though, because as much as I crush on 'em, they're probably bedding with like a million other fans, too, and I think I deserve more exclusive action than that.
I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Feb 14, 2008 6:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love Patrick Willis
And I am EVER so lonely....he will be mine.

I'm sure someone can out-awkward that.

We are not who I thought we were.

by marcello on Feb 14, 2008 7:35 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha
This cracked me up so hard. That picture is classic. Good work.

by Rocktopus on Feb 14, 2008 9:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

+1
Hitchock pretty much summed up my feelings.
Bring back the YAC!

by jfainsf49 on Feb 15, 2008 8:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

so
last night right before we went to bed, my girlfriend saw this picture because I accidentally left in open in photoshop.  It went something like this:

her: is that a picture of a football player with a heart around him?
me: um.  (sheepishly) yes.
her: so you really are gay.
me: it was just a joke.

Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Feb 15, 2008 8:30 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Phrasing
I love that the phrasing of "so you really are gay" implies that the two of you have had this conversation before.  This is sure to alleviate her concerns.
We are not who I thought we were.

by marcello on Feb 15, 2008 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah
she thinks she's really hilarious with that one.
Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Feb 15, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm confused
So wait... what? Girlfriend?

So you really are straight?

I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Feb 15, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

apparently she thinks I'm confused as well
I am straight.  My GF likes to joke that I'm gay.  Hardie har har. I don't really love Patrick Willis.  Not like that anyway.
Bring back the classic Uni's!

by wjackalope on Feb 15, 2008 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Inconclusive
The only logical conclusion that can be drawn from any of this is that you might really be bi.
Here's to hoping Albert Hanyesworth stomps on Alex Smith's head.

by methodrampage on Feb 15, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bi, Tri
One of the two.
I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Feb 15, 2008 12:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But then again
Everybody is at least a little bit tri, so I guess that goes without saying.
I keep reliving the moment when Steve Young almost fell down... over and over....

by howtheyscored on Feb 15, 2008 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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