After some quality suggestions from everybody, I've decided to go with Chicago Stoolies.  I understand that this is something I should probably let go of and move past, but that would be too easy and the nice way out.  Whether the 49ers screwed up or not, whiny stool pigeons are not welcome in this man's NFL.  Additionally, big thanks go out to wjackalope, who once again hit a homerun with our new Chicago Stoolies logo.  They may not be an expansion team, but we welcome them to the NFL nonetheless.