Joe Staley, Aladdin and Mr. Anna Kournikova: Yea, he's a badass...
I don't even know WHERE to begin with this. I was looking over Matt Barrows most recent post and he managed to subtly throw in something that rocked my world just a little bit. He was talking about how Joe Staley is one of the front-runners for Barrows' "Good Guy to Interview" award. After some discussion about his foot and the offensive linemen's debate about Obama vs. McCain, Barrows dropped this little nugget:
The conversation ended with a discussion of Staley's Karaoke prowess. Staley says he's certain he's the best singer on the team and isn't shy about showing off his voice. During a recent excursion, he tapped Alex Smith's fiancee, Elizabeth Barry, for a duet of "A Whole New World." "I'm a big fan of Disney movies. So naturally I knew every word," Staley said. He also belted out Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" and "Hero" by Inrique Iglesias. The man has range ...
First off, I certainly won't judge a man by his karaoke choices. The whole point of karaoke is throwing out some rather amusing songs. However, this list of songs is something else. I love how Staley says naturally he knew every word. I bet he was a hit in the annual "make the rookies sing their fight song" hazing ritual.
When Kwame Harris was still around, the big knock on him was his sensitivity. He was an artistic "Renaissance Man" and that didn't exactly fly. Of course he was also a god-awful offensive lineman whose primary weapon was the hold. Staley proved last season that he could kick some butt on the offensive line. So, for now he gets a pass, although this is definitely something to keep in our back pocket.
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- A Whole New World was from Aladdin, not The Little Mermaid. Yes… I know my Disney movies, too. In my defense, I was in high school at the time all these Disney movies were initially making the rounds (Mermaid, Aladdin, Lion King, etc), AND I was in marching band. The year Aladdin came out, half the marching bands out there seemed to be performing musical selections from it.
- Kwame Harris also played violin. If anything says, “I don’t have a real mean streak in me,” it’s playing the violin. It’s akin to playing the flute (not of the skin variety) or skipping.
Bonus comment: I was really hoping Joe somehow landed Anna, because she’s still a smokin’ hot babe, IMHO.
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by JRPhillips on Jul 30, 2008 4:23 PM PDT 0 recs
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I stand corrected! I just changed it.
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by Fooch on
Jul 30, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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Yeah thanks...
You know, there’s nothing worse than being such a nerd, you actually caused someone to correct the Disney movie reference on their website.
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by JRPhillips on
Jul 30, 2008 5:14 PM PDT
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Nah, not nerdy. I think Disney films are kind of just a matter of course. When I was in grade school, we actually sang A Whole New World for chorus.
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by howtheyscored on
Jul 31, 2008 12:30 AM PDT
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