Caption This: Week 4 Domination
by ProfessorBigelow on Oct 6, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
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PrintSo with all this Craptree stuff going on, I thought it would be nice to remember, "Oh, we dominated this weekend. We are one of the best teams in the NFL... Kick ass!" What better way to celebrate a victory than a good ol-fashioned Caption This? No better way, that's right.
I apologize for missing last week's Caption This; I was too disheartened by that Vikings loss, and with my computer heading to the great hard-drive in the sky, it was tough to get my way to NN. But now the world is right again, Bamm Bamm and the Niners D dominated, the Rams are back at the bottom of the NFC West, and the Niners have a winning record. Nice.
This week, Fearless Leader Samurai Mike Singletary finds something quite funny. I leave the rest to you Nation. Remember, I'm keeping record of wins during the regular season. Howtheyscored won the week 1 contest, and SeBaz49 won the closest Caption This EVER in week 2, squeaking out a victory by 2% with his shout out to Cast Away. Kudos SeBaz, kudos. Who will step up for Week 4?
Remember the rules, post your best caption for the photo above in the comments, then go back and Rec your favorite comments. Those with the most Rec's will make the final voting round. Cut-off for final voting will be tomorrow at midnight (pacific). Winner, as always, gets supreme internet kudos, but these kudos actually count, since it's the regular season.
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and coach sing says
“HAHA, beware of my mighty pimp hand”
by Sammallory on Oct 6, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I WANT WINNERS!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
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Sing:
“You got me a headset? Oh, you shouldn’t have…we’re just playing the Rams…”
Morgan breaks through in 2009!
by grantmp on Oct 6, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
San Francisco 49ers’ head coach Mike Singletary begins gathering his Chi mid-chest to help stabilize and conserve the flow of positive energy surrounding him and his team after crushing the Rams on Sunday. “I just wish it didn’t tickle so much,” he told reporters.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
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“repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the samuri, of the United Niner Nation, and to the Defense, for which he runs, one team, under me, with sacks and turnovers for all”
Mizzou 37 - Illinois 9
by STLRegalia on Oct 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Do you suspect tampering? No, no, no . . . we're referring to howtheyscored leading the field.
by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"What??"
“We get to play the Rams today? They are still in the league? Oh schedule makers from heaven! You love me! You really, really love me!”
by SaintPatrick52 on Oct 6, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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Reporter to coach Sing, " Do you think you will see the Rams in the post season too?"
by 4th and long. on Oct 6, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Elite Team???
HA!! Ill make sure to tell this punks how much they stink as soon as the whistle sounds….LOL : )
that will be samurai Mike
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Boy, everything Bamm Bamm does tickles me to death!
Singletary quickly covers his cross while posing for a picture so as not to offend anyone in the ACLU.
Don't trust this guy. He lies.
by urnext on Oct 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"I WANT TICKLERS!"
“WE GO OUT AND WE TICKLE PEOPLE IN THE NON-PRIVATE PARTS!”
"You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. As if Michelangelo was reading and a lightening bolt flashed before him."
-- Bill Walton, 2.8.2004
by rekehavoc on Oct 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
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Coach Singletary’s reaction when he was mistakenly identified as the author of “The Silence of the Lambs”
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
Singletary: “Coach of the year? Me? You shouldn’t have!”
by sfgfan on Oct 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Old School
This is stolen from Dana Stubblefield back in the 90s (I think), and pardon the site decorum as well, but someone’s gotta roll with it:
“Same old sorry ass Rams!”
by David Fucillo on Oct 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
banned
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
test
That was just a test of the site moderators!
by David Fucillo on Oct 6, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Not just banned! Full orchestraaed!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
See, this is what happens when I stop trying.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just say SOSAR
That way you skip the site decorum.
Its what I wanted to say at the game but I was around too many Rams fans and felt bad.
So I have to Rec this up
Coach Singletary is asked...
Did you know that Peter King of SI came out with a 1/4 year Awards article, and you were not mentioned for Coach of the Year Honors? And that Patric Willis was not mentioned for Defensive Player of the Year Honors ??
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/10/06/mail/index.html?eref=T1
Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!
No, it’s not mine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I’ll get something up on the front page about this later today.
by David Fucillo on Oct 6, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Peter King
That’s your answer.
It’s possible if we start to paper all the Marie Callender’s he’d take notice of the 49ers.
F*** Peter King.
That’s why he writes for a swimsuit magazine…..Huh? What did you say? They have “SPORTS” articles too? WOW didn’t know that. LOL.
Oh! O.J. *Atogwe*....
I thought you said my daughter was dating the other O.J.! Heh heh…scared me a little there…
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
by kinglouie33 on Oct 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Singletary appears to have disregarded Jimmy Raye's advice to NOT try the moonwalk on gamedays ...
"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...
by LondonNiner on Oct 6, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ll rec that for making me want to try (and fail) to learn how to moonwalk for, like, the billionth time in my life.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks man ...
… I can do it … can you see me doing it now? No? I thought that was how the interweb worked?!
"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Legendary link ...
… made me and my wife (a big Jacko fan) LOL. Good work my friend!
"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...
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Coach will you give us your best Crabtree impersonation? “I’m a star, i’m a star baby!”
by danknerd49 on Oct 6, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Random Fan: “Hey Coach, we just ran out of Coors Light.. what should we do?”
Coach Singletary: (hysterically laughing) “Go buy some real beer”
by return2greatness on Oct 6, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
I’ll rec that one, too. And I don’t usually rec captions that require outside context to get.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the damn truth!
I vote for Anchor Steam or Alaskan Amber.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
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Hey guys, never pull that red flag out of my back pocket again, alright?
"The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing"
by Jeff_Fuller_49 on Oct 6, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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Breaking News: Coach Singletary reacts to the news that he is wanted for questioning in relation to the Tom Cable investigation. It seems that Coach Cable was inspired by Coach Sings “Hit people in the Mouth” speech, and true to Raider tradition, took it just a little to far.
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Oct 6, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Nice.
Goes to show, the Raiders really wish they were the Niners.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Mike Singletary is questioned by reporters shortly after demonstrating the hazards of stick ’em to his team. The coach was sure to have John Madden on-hand to explain all about how “now they have those gloves.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
This one is for my fellow Madden ’99 loving brethren.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Also for my fellow lovers of the movie “Little Giants.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, little cowboys!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I just got a little emotional thinking about it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
"and i didnt even have to drop my pants!"
hahaha, i know you like this one….
by Bo$$Ixta! on Oct 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Caption:
This was the only reaction Coach Singletary could muster when a reporter tried to compare Lofa Tatupu to Patrick Willis.
by Sebaz49 on Oct 6, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
One day I would like to meet Lofa Tatupu, actually. Not because I find him interesting. Mostly, I just want more reasons to say the words Meatloaf A Tatupu.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually thought of it during a game about a year ago when an announcer was talking about some event where you would get to meet Lofa Tatupu.
I, in real life, spent about 45 minutes wondering what in the world Meatloaf a’ Tatupu was, and how it tasted.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
whew!
bamm-bamm! you have to quit running up behind me like that! you scared the [bleep] outta me!!
by nacho49 on Oct 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
*I* told you to hit them in the mouth? No good sirrah, you misunderstood me.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
Try this....
Caption: Sing’s response after a Chad Ochocinco asks him if we need Crabtree to compete.
Sing: “CHILD PLEASE!!!”
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“The Lambs”, huh. Hey, that’s pretty funny, but after todays performance they looked more like “The Fainting Goats”
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
Link Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Oct 6, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Reporter: Do you think Mark Roman has a shot at the Pro Bowl?
Seattle is cursed. For life.
by SSreporters on Oct 6, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That hurts
Mark Roman coverage highlights are as painful as watching Seneca Wallace run the Red Zone offense.
BTW, have you voted “No” on this week’s Singletary approval rating?
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You want me for Coach of the Year? You’re too kind, but OK, I’ll accept!
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
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Onlookers laugheed as Coach Singletary took a timeout during Sunday’s win to playfully impersonate former Bears teammate William “The Refrigerator” Perry’s bashful shower routine.
sucks for guys at end
Nobody seems to get rec’d unless they are some of the first posts….
by hudd07 on Oct 6, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait
You mean you didn’t know M.C. Hammer was involved in the negotiations with Michael Crabtree?
49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)
Reporter: What's it gonna take to win this game?
Singletary: We gotta have heart…
Reporter: heart?
Singletary: miles and miles of heart…We need Shane Falco at quarterback
by foosball4949 on Oct 6, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Singletary imagining what his white turtleneck would look like in Gatorade orange.
Other kids may be sayin' hi-ho, but The Gooch just says yo.
by whobob on Oct 6, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
In light of recent events regarding Crabtree
When asked how good the Niners will be this year, Coach Singletary responds with:
“You can’t touch this.”
by smileyman on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
Definitely gotta be used this week.
by David Fucillo on Oct 6, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
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“Hey Mike, 9 people on Ninersnation.com don’t approve of the job you’re doing as head coach.”
Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.
by YoungWillis on Oct 7, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
A Fooch Rec....
….is all the kudos one needs.
Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.
“Oh Fooch, you always say that.”
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 7, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
mention
I think that’s the first one to include me in it. Consider it Rec’d!
by David Fucillo on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
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After noticing everyone on the sideline was staring at his chest, Coach Sing realized he needed to cover up his excitement over the Patrick Willis pick-6.
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