Official 49ers-Falcons trash-talking thread
Earlier this season when the 49ers and Seahawks squared off in week 2, drummer put up a thread that basically amounted to a whole bunch of trash talk from both sides. It was a not a post to draw out reasoned discussion, but rather just a fun chance for people to be completely unreasonable in how much better their team was. It ended up being one of our most popular FanPosts ever.
I bring it up now because while discussing some potential ideas with Dave the Falconer, this came up. He mentioned always wanting to do something like this, so we decided to roll with it this week. This is your chance to really have at it. It's a big game for both teams and that should have fans especially fired up.
If you're looking for reasoned discussion about this matchup, this might not be the FanPost for you. If you'd prefer to look at the matchup from a more well-reasoned perspective, Dave and I have both posted Q&As on our respective sites (mine at The Falcoholic....Dave's here at Niners Nation). Those two threads are not for crazy trash-talk, but rather a back-and-forth exchange of information so each side knows what to expect going in. I strongly encourage NN readers to head over and offer their two cents on the questions I've answered so far.
Dave will be posting his own trash-talk thread later tonight probably, so I'll get a link to that when he sends it along.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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Michael Vick kills Falcons.
Too soon?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 6, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha that was funny
but seriously we are gonna smack the falcs
by molayd4 on Oct 6, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
AWW YEEEAH
DAT 52 GONNA BE BALLIN’ ON SUM CHINZ, P-DUB RUNNIN’ WILD ALL OVAH DEM FAILCANTS! WUTS DAT? MICHAEL “BOUT TO GET BURNED” TURNER GETTIN’ TACKLED IN DAT BACKFIELD!! MATT “STOP TRYIN” RYAN BOUT TO GET DAT PRESSURE FROM PARYS HARALSON AND JUSTIN SMITH, WHATCHU SAY JUSTIN? MEET ME AT THE QUARTERBACK? ALRIGHT SAYS P-TOWN WE GON’ STOMP THESE ’CANTS!!
HOPE YOU DIDN’T GET YO CAFFIENE TODAY FAAAAILCANTS BECAUSE YOU ABOUT TO OVERDOSE ON SOME OF DAT GLEN COFFEE AND YA’LL ABOUT TO HIT UP THE FREE CLINIC (NOT LIKE YOU ALREADY AIN’T IN ATLANTA, YA HEAR?! RON MEXICO, ANYONE?) BECAUSE YOU ALL GON’ GET SOME OF DAT VD
I apologize.
by James Brady on Oct 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Haha
Just let it all out Ninjames, let it all out. Must be hard to contain after being so unbiased in the Nuggets! Haha
WUT?!
lol noob
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rofl
come on nub, take your scrub account back to your scrub blog and write about your scrub team! Unproven and about TO. BE. DESTROYED. DAT IS RITE.
…I apologize.
Whatchu talkin' 'bout Patrick Willis?
Your team has less game than a broken Game Boy. You’ve got more dubs on the roster than Pimp My Ride. Your offense is so useless, it can’t even run for Congress. …Your roster so fat….
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Well you about to be outclasses by a broken Game Boy.
A game boy, which happens to have one of the best gaming lineups of all time! WHAT CARTRIDGE IS THAT? I THINK IT’S SOME SUPER PATRICK WILLIS BROS FEAT NUMAH 51 TAKEO SPIKES ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME OF DAT KARATE!!
You better blow on that cartridge, sucka
Because that cartridge blows.
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Your Falcons must be ET
Somebody should seriously considering burying that whole team in a landfill in New Mexico.
Best part is
Even buried under 20 tons of beer bottles, dirty diapers and syringes, we will still win this game by at least a touchdown.
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More like you'll find your burial
Underneath the ruins of Candlestick as Michael Turner is utterly liquified by a half-assed arm tackle from Scot McKillop when we sit Patrick Willis out for the entirety of this “matchup.” In fact, the team is thinking of starting Alex Smith just so he can feel like he’s playing a college defense again.
I dunno if that's a good idea
Given your history, you’ll probably draft him first overall again.
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Nonsense, it's good to keep the backups happy.
I mean you guys have been starting a backup HB all season. Sure he sucks and doesn’t know how to run through the largest of holes, but he’s just happy to be playing.
Maybe he just hasn't seen....
….the size of the holes you guys will be opening up for him this weekend.
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Well, I wouldn't be surprised...
if we didn’t have our defense let your offensive line think it’s doing something good. Give you a couple rushing yards, being the 4th rushing defense is kinda high profile, you know? I suppose we’d just let you drive down before Patrick Willis then rips Matt Ryan’s spine out of his body by beating him unmercifully with your starting center.
Can't say I'm surprised you'll be going for Matt Ryan's spine
But how are you going to share one spine between 53 players?
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Rather have drafted Alex Smith than...
Michael Vick!
I can hear it now... David Stern says, "And with the #1 pick in the 2009 Draft, the Sacramento Kings select Blake Griffin, Power Forward from Oklahoma."
by sac-townz finest on Oct 8, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn't you guys pay Justin Smith $45 million to be a sack artist
All he’s done so far is be a suck artist
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
10 or I'll eat your dirty underwear!
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
is that even english? I don’t think so. whatever you were tryin to say, it doesn’t matter. Falcons win and whiners dont. Have a good rest of the season after this loss whiners.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Oct 8, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Falcons d is not very good and our d has shutdown the one of the best passing games in the league so it should be close
by 49erSalvatrucha on Oct 9, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mylanta Falcons?
They’d be better off with Outkast on their front line.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Oh a different note:
Atlanta is a great football team, with a great QB and a future HOF TE, but thats just not enough.
I would include Turner on here, but since we’ve shut down the best RB in the league in Adrian Peterson, there seems to be no need.
Michael Turner > Coffee
Patrick Willis > Coy Wire (and everyone else might I add, but Coy Wire is an awesome guy)
My grandmother > Atlanta Defensive line.
Hey Falcons, you suck!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Am I doing this right?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a handy tip
Italics turns even the simplest trash talk into something special:
Example: Hey 49ers, you suck!
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Suck means good, right?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
.....Sure.
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Well, I’ve never encountered a suck I didn’t like.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can I borrow your vacuum?
Don't sweat it. I'm illiterate.
by methodrampage on Oct 8, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Better Example
Hey 49ers, you suck the life right out of oppsoing team’s offense!!!!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Lame
just like the whiners
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Oct 8, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lame?
I think you need to look up the definition.
I’ll tell you Lame… 28-44-1.. Your record against the 49ers!
Or how about pathetic? 279-400-6… your birdies all time record.
One more for you…Weak ! YOU coming up with nothing to say but Whiners on every Post.
I miss the SeaChickens fans at least they had more originality and clever even.
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Also incredibly lame
A 63-85 record since the turn of this century. A set of quarterbacks including Jeff Garcia, Tim Rattay, Alex Smith and Trent Dilfer. A first round pick who held out for the first four weeks of the season so he could go somewhere else. Anyone who nicknamed the Seahawks the “SeaChickens.”
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Jeff Garcia was twice the QB Mike Vick ever was
That first round pick just walked back with his tail between his legs, like an apologetic puppy (oops, Vick didn’t hear that, did he?). And you wish you had our creativity.
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Certainly has played with twice as many teams
Or was that three times? Hard to keep track of all the medicore QBs you guys keep trotting out there.
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You're right
4,278 yards and 31TDs was is pretty mediocre for us…
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who thinks the falcons record of
57-57-1 is a good record since they left the NFC West!
Oh.. There are many more insults for the Seahawks.. But we save them for their fans.
Oh heck lets add in this weekends game already … 57-58-1 !!!!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
I think I'm gonna stay away from this thread
Don’t want to jinx us. Good Atlanta team coming into our house but I hope our Defense SMASHES them. Let’s show Ryan what it feels like to get hit in the mouth all day.
As long as we are hitting him above the waist. We wouldn’t want a 15 yard penalty for rubbing against Ryan’s legs.
He said
Hit in the mouth, not the legs (although if his head is up his a**……..)
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Our Special tonight is ?
A Stuff Atlanta turkey with P. Willis serving A large Dish of Niner " D " !
Matt Ryan > Every QB you guys have had since Jeff "I can not stay on a team for longer than a year" Garcia
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not trash talk
That’s just stating the obvious
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 7, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not if we’re talking special teams.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 7, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Top 5 Atlanta Falcon moments of All Time
5. Jerry Glanville unveiling his trashcan top belt buckle and Elvis collection cowboy hat.
4. Andre Rison’s house goes up in smoke.
3. Dan Reeves ordering his offensive line to continually cut block John Randall in the NFC Championship Game.
2. Deion Sander’s career playing for the 49ers and Cowboys.
1. 2 Legit to Quit topping Vanilla Ice in the music charts.
You forgot
1A. Watching our widely-acknowledged good guy safety try to pick up a prostitute before the ’98 Super Bowl, get arrested and then get burned horribly all game long.
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Sorry, I really didn’t want to get into Falcon player’s rap sheet. Might have been forgivable if he didn’t get burned all day long.
I still think someone ought to pitch that story for a Southwest Want to Get Away commercial. Cut to the prostitute bust, him the backfield staring at his angry wife in the stands than having a TD launch over his head because he wasn’t paying attention to the play.
(pigeons)
a falcon is just another “RAT WITH WINGS”
by nacho49 on Oct 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is the 49's name not a reference to a bunch poor gold diggers?
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, they were the guys with pistols at least.
Let our old school mascot get back from trying to shoot himself in the foot with his .44, throw on the shades, and level a muzzle at your red-traced crows, saying in an epic pissed-off voice “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky, or just the blast of wind associated with a storm of Willis rolling in?”
hunting season
cardinal-check
seahawk- check
falcon-ch’check!
we should just wear freakn camoflauge jerseys!
by nacho49 on Oct 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah..
forgot bear, jaguar, lion.eagle season are coming up soon!!
by nacho49 on Oct 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Turner the Burner
needs to burn some calories
Matty Ice needs to heat up or he’ll be frozen
Roddy White needs to do something
Tony Gonzalez is wearing the wrong jersey
Go 49ers
see I need to know what to type
in the game thread this Sunday when you guys use a ridiculous time-out or when Matt Ryan throws his 8th pick to Patrick Willis for his 10th TD of the game, then for the rest of the season Ryan will suffer from terrible night terrors and constantly crumple into the fetal position sucking his thumb and crying out ‘Bamm Bamm.’ Also he will crap his pants a lot.
Glen Coffee will serve up and nice cup of 250 yards and 1 TD, on top of his 78 yards receiving.
Shaun Hill will throw for 753 yards and 4 TD’s, leaving drummer to exclaim ‘Shaun Hill is a WINNER! I’ve been sayin’ it all along!"
All in all a pretty good day to be a Niner fan.
49ers-178 Falcons- O A big goose egg (see what I did there?)
also MIKE VICK LOLZ
"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis
Glen Coffee will serve up 250 yards, alright
….If he’s given 250 carries.
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Sorry Falcon fans
I’m sure this seems like a big game for you guys, but really this is just a speedbump (a low speedbump) that the Niners will hardly notice and probably won’t even remember on their way to NFC dominance….
Just one more offensive neck that my boy Willis steps on on his way to the HOF…
Just one more baby QB squealing for mercy as Haralson barrels in…
Just one more day in the park for Nate as he jogs around the backfield, swatting and snatching balls, trying to remember if he left the iron on…
Monday morning, while the Falcons are trying to put their heads on straight and just get to the airport, the Niners will be fondly remembering the awesome potato salad at the sideline picnic.
Sideline picnic?
What is this, San Fransisco?
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I hate potato salad
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 7, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh… mayo-based any salad is rancid, inedible goop.
And I like mayonnaise in most contexts.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 7, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
Mayonnaise is SALAD DRESSING!
Don't sweat it. I'm illiterate.
by methodrampage on Oct 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I pretty much mean the non-lettuce salads. Like potato salad or pasta salad. Those are gross.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Try German potato salad
No mayo, and it has bacon!
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Mmmmm...
Bacon

Sorry… this was the first image listed and it was too hilarious.
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 9, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Where I come from
Potato salad is an affront to society.
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Because it’s gross.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't consider potato salad a real salad
It’s just a disgusting combination of foods that smells terrible.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 9, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I can still post
Doesn’t feel like I’m banned.
I just don’t like potato salad, it smells and tastes terrible.
I like my salad with lettuce….oh and those tiny tomatoes that taste really good.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
salad
Wow, I’ve always loved it…
And that banned should have been followed by /sarcasm.
by David Fucillo on Oct 9, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand it
Mayo with Potato…WTF?
Who came up with that?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 9, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
mustard too
And throw in pickles and whatnot…Just tasty stuff.
And because I have nothing better to do with my team: a little more on potato salad
by David Fucillo on Oct 10, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like it
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 10, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you guys not home to Rice-R-Roni?
I rest my case.
by thisistherevolt on Oct 11, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Post at Fall-clowns site also
Roll-call, how many dirty bird fans are there? (I hear crickets) And for those who do not know what a dirty bird is, it’s just a fancy name for feces, what you end up with after chewing them up! We like our birds roasted, first we dined on Cardinals, then we feasted Seahawks, and next we will gorge ourselves with roasted Falcons.
And talking about pimp my ride, P. Willis is going to Pimp Slap the hell out of Mikey Turner and turn little mikey in to his little Biacth!!! Turner will have a new nickname after this game it will be CROW " Can’t Run On Willis"!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Quality over quantity, my friend
Don’t count your birds eaten before you’ve got the fork in ’em.
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In all fairness
I don’t think the Falcons will be a walk in the park. There’s some talent there, but you are afterall facing the best defense you have and possibly will this season. Your defense isn’t the greatest but our O-line should definitely provide some balance for those matchups
Like the seachickens thread
There is no need for logic in these Threads!!!
I like mine with BBQ sauce!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
WOW
It is really quiet, where are all the Falclowns fans at? I wonder if we have discovered a new endangered species? Bama Bama might make them extinct!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Falclowns?
At least our team isn’t named after the number of losses we’ve had over the past four seasons.
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49=
actually it comes from adding thses up!
NFL playoff apperances (22)
Division championships (17)
Conference championships (5)
Super Bowl Championships (5)
Total 49!
SO the Falcons should be called unlucky 13!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
by Ten-Man on Oct 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
YEEEE!!
Fer shurrr!! Hey Falcky, c’mon man, where’s ya backup?
by mr. instigator on Oct 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm my own backup
But I’m sure you’ll be asking that question each of the seven times John Abraham plants Shaun Hill like a tree on Sunday.
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Don't worry Dave I got your back
Just like Curtis Lofton will have the Niner’s backs all day long
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Atlanta Defense better than the Vikings?
I don’t think so, and seeing that Vikings defense could only get their hands on Hill once, I’m seeing a big ole ZERO in the sacks column for you all come Sunday! Yeah I don’t see us being scared of your 5 sacks in 3 games; well actually 4 of them came against Miami with that statue called Pennington. I wouldn’t brag about that!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Well, I like the precedent there
Since the Vikings got zero sacks and one win!
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I said there was only 5 fans on the planet
The only way that team ever filled up the Georgia Dome was 60,000 hoochies bought tickets in hopes of becoming the Ex Miss Michael Vick.
You know you should be glad southern hospitality is real
There are a lot of sexual orientation jokes that could be made on your fair city that are being held back right now
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How they get Fans
They get one appointed by the NFL each time they get a Sack this year!
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
You will have to excuse us Falcons fans
As most of us have jobs, school, something productive to do
by thisistherevolt on Oct 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Or you guys finding the end zone
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We found it
5 times last week. How many did you find it the last week you all played against the Pats? Once? Yeah you guys got worked by the Pats D. Imagine what ours is going to do to you.
Three defensive TDs
I’d be worried about not being able to duplicate that, if I were you….because you won’t.
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Jobs? School? Something productive to do?
I have been through Atlanta, But hey if you call handing out on the sidewalk with that "40" something productive to do, cool! No just kidding, I actually like Atlanta, been there a few times, you just have to be real careful what part of town you end up in! I must say Atlanta is one of the most diverse areas, in my mind you have the Extremes from really Scary Ghetto Areas to the Laughable Redneck Hick areas.
11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!
Thanks for sticking your neck out
and doing this thread, Dave. Great sportsmanship. That being said, I think it would be really cool if the Falcons relocated to the Falkland Islands. Ok, dorky-ass reference, but I don’t give a falcon.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Do they still have Freaknik
In ATL?
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Niners are going to burn the Falcs....
…like Jerry Rice used to do Charles Dimry (aka “Mr.” Toast)…
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
2002...
…when was the last time you won a Superbowl? Ohhh, that’s right – the only one you went to was in the role of John “Mr. Ed” Elway’s bi*ch…check the trophy case ’round here and dream a little dream…
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ancient history
How’s this century looked for you fellas?
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Half century!
Damnit.
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Nice he just got served lets see 5 superbowls to ummm….. 0 LOL.
by 49erSalvatrucha on Oct 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Chandler, Steve Bartkowski, now Matt Ryan
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Yikes...
…Chandler’s career highlight? Serving as John Elway’s b**ch after SB XXXIII, Bartkowski? – Playoffs?? Playoffs??
Ryan? – 1 and done (last year was as good as it gets)
Ah, well, there’s always next year’s draft…….
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I'm just answering the question
Hard to do much better than that when your franchise can’t develop one decent QB.
But we’ll see how one and done Matt Ryan is when he drops 3 TDs on y’all, won’t we?
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Here, I fixed it again-
But we’ll see how one and done Matt Ryan is when he drops 3 TurDs on y’all in his pants running from the 49ers pass rush, won’t we?
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Three turds?
You guys could stock your quarterback depth chart with those!
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Yep-
-even Mr. Hanky behind center could whip the Falcs back to Atlanta
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right, because you've got Glen Coffee
Those two yards a carry are going to kill us!
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+1
LOL
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Where’s his girl (the landlady?) LOL
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes!
XD
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

“Fly Donald, I cannot escape the grasp of Manny Lawson, but beware of 52! I don’t know what it means, but the last time I saw it, I woke up dazed and broken 3 weeks later!!! Fly Donald!!! Fly for your life!!!”
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 9, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Credit where credit's due....awesome
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+100 lmfao
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!
by corvette49rdave on Oct 9, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
I don’t get it
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 7, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
care to explain?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 9, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I see
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Oct 9, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
trash talk
I think that’s then the point of putting the Lowe’s graphic.
by David Fucillo on Oct 8, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
LOWE’S is inferior to Home Depot?
I wouldn’t know really… the last time I was in a Home Depot was, like, 5 years ago, and the last time I was in a LOWE’S was, like… whenever the next time I’m in a LOWE’S ends up being.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I happen to like Lowes better...
… than Home Depot.
Lowe's image translation:
“The Niners are better than the Falcons, just like Lowe’s is better than Home Depot.”
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok if you guys want to get into the owners now
What in the name of the Lombardi Trophy have the Yorks ever done besides fight amongst themselves and pull their team down? At least Blank is doing his best to try and craft a winner.
by thisistherevolt on Oct 8, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions
It's the Jed Era now.. we will see
Bank’s did try I’ll give you that much, .. let’s see Bobby Petrino, Vick, both good tries … hahahahahaha
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Your pre-season prediction
Happens to be the record we put up last year under the stewardship of one Arthur Blank.
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Voodoo curse
Your best chance of winning the division is to finish last and hope to win it again in 2010.
At least Blank is doing his best to try and craft a winner.
Yep, we’re in the same situation there. Stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, trying. Good luck with “back to the drawing board” after we stomp you 153-0 (Mostly from Alex Smith after we bench out starters after the first quarter).
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
He should take a look at his peers and try to Kraft a winner.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played sir
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the only way the falcons will be leaving san fran dissapointed is when they realized they flew cross’ country to whoop the ass of a buncha wanna-be’s tryin’ to re-live the 1980’s
At least we have the 20 glory years (80's and 90's)....
….while the Fowl-coons are just trying to relive 1998 with Chris Ch-oke-andler (oh wait, that’s right, you didn’t even win in the end……), annnnd -
after we kick the s**t out of them Sunday, it will be a long cold featherless flight back across the country – maybe they will have a chick flick for the in-flight movie to cheer your sorry a** team up
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe they will have a chick flick for the in-flight movieto cheer your sorry a** team up, so you can pretend you’re crying about the movie instead of the massive stomping you just received
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
+1 - Thanks for the post edit! HAHAHA
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
dont’ get too used to shaun hill and and mike singletary…cause after we roll into san fran and embaress the home team badly yall will be calling for their heads
i will never speak bad about Singletary...ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis
whatever
you say… Falcons will win then I will come back to this and see all the whiners whining about the loss… oh yeah you will probably delete this after you lose to save face.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
Will you be a gracious loser and come back to admit you were wrong? You wouldn’t be the first OVER confident Bird Fan to do that. Our Resident SeaChicken fans have done this already. Has Fearless Frog chimed in at all on this thread? I am guessing not! He took a pretty bad beating after his Trash Talking!
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We welcome you coming back Sunday evening....
….to join us for grilled Falcon with mango-chili salsa – bring your appetite, because in addition to that, we will be feeding you your words for desert, as well.
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you?
A Geico cave man?
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat the Foul-coons?
….so easy, a caveman can do it!
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
XD
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 9, 2009 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions
San Francisco to send all it's trash to Atlanta from now on.
Yes, a steady stream of garbage trucks will be streaming between SF and Atlanta from now on, and it won’t stop until Atlanta is covered with 20 feet of SF trash. It’s in the contract Matt Ryan signed.
They have been busy!
You know, those hard 9 to 5 Jobs… Okay I better stop right there! I don’t want to get to insulting!
But damit I said without cheese!
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That would be
9pm to 5am at the local 7-11…and hey the slurpee machine isn’t working right, you better go fix dat sh**
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
2-11 here, buddy
Don’t misrepresent us!
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Hahaha good one...
…211 at the 7-11
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Newspaper
You know, the thing you Niners fans can’t read?
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We can read both English and Spanish.
I’ll be looking for Cledus and Hal in their Falcon jerseys to see if they can even read a NASCAR pamphlet.
It's tattooed on them
The sequence goes like this:
Barbwire tattoo on bicep.
Small NASCAR logo just above
Number and name of favorite NASCAR driver in signature style on shoulder.
Newspaper
That thing falcon fans use to wrap their 40s in, out in front of 7-11, because a brown bag now a days is just too obvious! (too much?)
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It's classier that way!
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I kinda miss Frog, Socks and maybe even Chainsaw...
At least those Northwest boys can talk a little football.
Drug Test Them
Because they thought they were going to win.. They must have been high as a Kite! Except Bam Bam brought them down quick!
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No, you see
Pitiful is using the worst trash talk ever to make your point.
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Pitiful is trying to use using the worst trash talk ever anything related to the Falcons being an above .500 team to make your point – it just can’t happen
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry man
But they just did it last season. You remember last season, right? You guys were 7-9. Ring any bells?
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Possibly you need to remember...
The sorry history of your franchise. One Superbowl in how many years? The picture next to the word futility in the dictionary is the Falcons Logo. Before and after the uniform change.
Having a short memory
Means never having to relive the hellish years.
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Oh hell yeah
Just sayin’. You guys have so much history on us that I sometimes can’t come up with a decent response.
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Then again, history won't matter
If we stomp you on Sunday, will it?
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oh you will stomp in something all right -
- but you will have trouble washing it off
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The crap you leave on the field?
AKA your team?
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And they didn’t even win the one superbowl – Elway pinched a loaf on them
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Total destruction!
You remind me of a teacher from Southpark mma….. Miss Chokesondic! LOL! Dont forget to swallow that minnow…:)
Just because Oscarspeaks from a trash can doesn't make it trash talk

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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Heyyyyy.......
……..isn’t that Chris Chandler in the “where are they now” segment?
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
good thing the niners are wearing dark colors
it’s going to be hard to clean up that coffee stain! :D
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. - Bill Shankly
by armchair quarterback on Oct 8, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Well
it will be easier than cleaning the s**t stains out of Matt Ryan’s pants after Willis treats him like Ronnie Lott treated Jim Everett – oxy clean doesn’t stand a chance – better bring the burn barrel
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone?
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are"
lol im at work...
but you’re right they get obliterated
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are"
Looks like some people are getting pretty big in their britches....
…after winning three games so far this season. But don’t worry, I understand! It’s tough not to get excited when you’re almost halfway to your best win total since 2002!
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Naw
We’re just big in the britches from all that muscle we’ve gained from the extra work we’ve put in. That’s better than your team whose britches have to be safety pinned in order to stay up. Bright idea putting safety pins down there…Well I suppose the sharp pains you receive each time you hit the turf will awaken you to the fact that you hit the turf way too much.
by Riding The F Train on Oct 9, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Big in their britches?
I think someone is forgetting that their team can never seem to make it to the playoffs 2 years in a row! You remeber the last time your team went 11-5, the next year.. 8-8. It’s like a 4 year roller coaster… 11-5, 8-8, 7-9, 4-12, so this year you should be back at arounf 8-8!
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hey, win a superbowl
then we can talk.
have your people call my people!
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are"
+1...
…or I shoud say +5 (see trophy case at HQ)
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what they look like...
…it is as close as you will ever get to any, rooting for the Turdy-birds

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by corvette49rdave on Oct 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the classic scoreboard defense
I’ll be more than happy to return the favor when we’re up three touchdowns on Sunday!
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I think you mean...
“I’ll be more than happy to return the favor when we’re we’ve given up three first quarter touchdowns on Sunday, and all on turnovers!”
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 9, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this thread
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It is tons better
than it’s cricket infested counterpart at the Falcoholic – but I will give you credit, you are doing your best to hold up the ATL end of things without much help…to bad it won’t mean s**t, and you will have to eat all your words on Sunday evening. Bring an appetite!
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I expect there'll be plenty of crap
After 53 49ers collectively s**t the bed on Sunday.
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at least when they do that
they will be on the top bunk, looking down at the crap covered Falcons, offering them a shovel to dig themselves out so they don’t miss their flight home – don’t forget to shower
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 8, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm honestly stunned with this one
They’re going to poop so hard it goes through the bed? Sounds like a loss to me.
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Heck no
It’s just that there are dozens of holes in the bed from when Patrick Willis got bored.
by Riding The F Train on Oct 9, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
How 'bout 'dem Dawgs?
Yeah, that was a Michael Vick quote, right?
You forget
7 of those points come from our 4 defensive TDs.
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What he said
Try putting Shaun Hill on defense. Maybe he’ll make something happen.
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it doesn't matter how we score
points are points right?
a Patrick Willis pick six could make the difference in Sundays’s game
QUIT TALKIN’ ABOUT PATRICK WILLIS, IS THAT ALL THIS FRANCHISE HAS!
they’re so many other great attributes yall could be talking about…
like,
A) your great ability to draft star QB’s in the last five years
B) your ability to sign your number 1 draft picks and get them on the field before the season starts
C) yall do a great job of still living off a QB yall had15 years ago (that in which yall still resort to when talking smack)
D) and over the past 10 years yall have went from a dynasty to one of the biggest let down teams of the decade
I APPLAUD YOU GUYS!
And even though Andy Lee is awsome
Is just not that funt to talk about punters!
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Edit:
A) your great ability to draft star QB’sin the last five yearsthat kill dogs for fun
B) your ability to sign your number 1 draft picks and get them on the field before the season starts
C) yall do a great job ofstillliving off a QB who’s major accomplishment is losing a wild card game to the Cardinalsyall had15 years ago(that inwhich yallstillresort to when talking smack because there’s nothing else you can point to )
D) and over the past 10 years yall have went from adynastymediocre team toone of the biggest let down teams of the decadeone with “wild card potential”
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Im sorry you dont have much history behind your team suck a** all these years
by 49erSalvatrucha on Oct 9, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
At least we have had great players
the falconvicks are one of the worst tams in the history of the NFL. that is th way it has always been, and that is the way it always will be
You got smashed! LOL!
Loser! How did that feel in SF? LOL! Total and complete domination…. :) Great game to attend ..Loved it…
Patrick Willis
For a guy I’ve never seen play except on sportscenter , I sure have heard a lot about this guy. Nobody outside of Cally has seen the fudgepackers play in about 5 years unless its head to head with the home team.
That begs the question, which mythological creature will look like v.s. the Falcons? Will we see a unicorn, a gnome or a hydra? I’m pulling for a gnome…I need a new lawn ornament
Sorry, but this is getting out of hand
which mythological creature will look likev.s. the Falcons
You’re missing a few words there…
Do you mean which mythological will the Falcons resort to in efforts to stop Willis & co.? Try Chuck Norris, he might slow him down.
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Additionally
The only time I saw the Falcons play was when they got stomped by the Cardinals. Even in our off years, we still beat the Cards’ sorry behinds.
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
the Cardinals got hot at the right time
and Keith Brooking went brain dead at the wrong time. It happens
Hey, thats pretty good
But thats just our defense. At least our copyright is protected. I’m hoping our offensewill look like this beast. You’ll Roddy, Gonzalez, Turner, Norwood and the rest.
Patrick Willis?

The interwebz would never allow you to do that
They’re afraid Willis’ wrath.
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 10, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
i didnt understand half of that comment
"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis
Calm down zooker...
…if you really need a new lawn ornament, just scrape Matt Ryan off the turf after our D flattens him all Sunday afternoon, and prop him up next to the ’78 Ford station wagon on blocks and the faded duct-taped pink flamingo in the dirt patch you call a lawn at the trailer park
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrick Willis
will eat a homeless man if you dare him.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
it's not
We’ve done it before (Seahawks game). Just an opportunity for folks to talk up the game a bit from an unreasoned perspective.
by David Fucillo on Oct 9, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's not forget...
…real NFL football is played outdoors, not in cozy little domes with plastic grass.

Indoor venues are meant for basketball and hockey. When your pansy team can man up and come play outside let me know.
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Not a big fan of the dome either
but it looks like we’ll have a new outdoor (possibly retractable) stadium in a few years.
http://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-falcons/falcons-owner-blank-talks-157815.html
possibly retractable
Just like a dog’s… you know. It makes sense that they’d build it like that though, the Falcons offense shoots blanks too!
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 10, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I just took a crap
and it smelled like Dre Bly…
Well, at least we beat the Rams...
by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NFL Network
The majority of the guys on nfl network just picked the 49ers to beat the falcons. If we win its the first time we start 4-1 since the days of Stevey M. Im soupeeedd…..falcons r gonna be 1-dementional today so they are going to have a hard time getting shit going.
Time to pluck the Doity boid
Mama needs some new feathers for her butt pillow. Its ok if it ain’t goose down.
The future ain't what it used to be. Go Niners!
45-10 Falcons
Now, tell me where the hell was Willis?
by thisistherevolt on Oct 11, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Nevermind
I guess we do suck
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
i motion to not ever do a trash talk thread again
"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis
I enjoyed it, despite your complete dominance in this thread
But it does leave a sour taste post-game, methinks.
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Methinks
Candlestick smells like Cleveland right now….
Well, at least we beat the Rams...
by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Naw it's mindless
I’d trash talk the ’85 Bears if we were playing them next week. Good impression of them this week.
I just finished
eating a double shitburger with cheese – it was tastier than watching Sportscenter for highlights of this absolute turdorama
Well, at least we beat the Rams...
by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Falconer -
congrats – I’d say see ya again in the playoffs, but, um, errr…..well – at least I can watch the Superbowls on VHS lol
Well, at least we beat the Rams...
by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions
It's not too late!
Especially in the NFC West. You’re still my pick to win it.
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Dave your team took us to school in all aspects..
Good luck the remainder of the season. Looks like the 9ers believed all the press and forgot to play football.
Thanks, but it depends
on if we can avoid pulling a Jaguoffs when we go to Seattle to play the Seahonks in December…wow 41-0 lmao
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by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Good luck going forward guys
Having a meltdown the week before a bye can be a good thing in the long run.
Thanks, and congrats...
…I guess I’m eating crow tonight instead of grilled falcon (which will not taste nearly as good) lol
Well, at least we beat the Rams...
by corvette49rdave on Oct 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Post game gloating
Didn’t see this thread until now, and that makes me sad. What cheered me up is reading all of you losers’ take on our matchup this week.
And the fact that we exposed your team for what it really is, that makes me happy as well. I bet that loss was a real tough one to swallow, not like you San Franciscans are any stranger to swallowing.
I kid, I kid. 49ers got a solid team and had a bad week, so suck it up you fairies, you’ll bounce back. Not like you have much competition out in that Western division besides a schizophrenic Cardinal team.
stay classy
dog killer
"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis
so suck it up you fairies
This isn’t baseketball.
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by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 13, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dirty Chickens still have to play the Aints
Suck on that when Brees destroys you. Matt who?
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Ugly game! Good win for Falcons.
I tip my hat to the Falcons cept Dahl. Dahl+Douchbag.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
congrats falcon fans
Oh dang, I forgot about this thread, I was too busy over at the Falcons site posting a congratulations, If any of you falcons fans stumble back in here, please go take a look.
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