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The only thing to make the Michael Crabtree story more interesting? Hammer-Time!

As Maiocco posted on his Twitter page, somehow MC Hammer has gotten involved in this whole thing.  According to Maiocco, Hammer was seen leaving with Jed York and Michael Crabtree.  Maiocco says that Deion Sanders lived with Hammer down in Fremont when he was a 49er.  Deion's agent was (maybe still is) Eugene Parker, so I guess that's not such a huge stretch.  Nonetheless, when you get MC Hammer involved, well, things have officially gone from crazy to bizarre.

I've said before that this soap opera would continue taking odd twists and turns.  This is probably the most bizarre twist to date.  Everything about this has been weird and surreal, and today was the craziest day yet.  I've got class tomorrow morning and night, but you know I'll be keeping a close eye on developments.

And of course, it doesn't take much of a reason to show a little old school Hammer!

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Hot damn

I need a pair of those parachute pants.

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by Dave Choate on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I love America

Only here can sports contract negotiations be this interesting.

by RobbieS on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

almost better than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayj3hVOZnI

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WOW!!

That was HILARIOUS! EVERYONE needs to watch that!

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street Fighter???

That movie sucked something awful

Blind devotion.

by ProfessorBigelow on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The video blows as well

Just wanted to show the degree of separation between Crabtree and MC Hammer.

Crabtree, WTF?

by 10forTech on Oct 6, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile……complete fail

by sundaysfinest on Oct 6, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i recall

it was nothing like the game

by sundaysfinest on Oct 6, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really liked the game. JCVD is bad ass!

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are making a new Universal Soldier with JCVD

If they can resurrect Jackie Chan they can pull it off JCVD. Less Dennis Rodman as Co-Star and more Will Smith or Owen Wilson.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Two of ’em if I recall.

Both were horrid.

by smileyman on Oct 6, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to find a video store

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Rec the (site decorum) outta this

by Camraman926 on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Crap!

Where did I put my parachute pants? Oh yea, there with my Members Only Jacket !!

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lmbo!

oh lawd…he will be asking for more money next year.

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I just had to Rec’d that one too.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one !!

Kid better live it up fast. That cash wont last long..

As a side note, are we all up listening to 680 ??

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably no crab today

MattMaiocco Sure looks like this is going to drag into tomorrow . . . 5 minutes ago

by 49ersAllTheWay on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm going to bed

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me! I gotta know before I go to sleep !!!

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but you live where exactly?

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento

In the sticks…

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah I live in Richmond, Virginia

its 11:21pm….. with all these twist and turns I expect Jerry Springer to pop up out of the interview telling matt that he is not the baby’s daddy.

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't wait up but something

tells me I wn’t be able to sleep

"Of all the things in the world losing isn't so bad; it just starts to feel like it does when you do it for so long"

by ninerfanNVA on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can MC Hammer

play right guard? Because if so, I am listening.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.

by zenbitz on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe

he’s there giving TD dance lessons? Duhhhh?

STOP!! HAMMAHTIME!!

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I can just see Sing in those,,

Oh maybe he has a pair in the closet.. Sing is a Closet Hammer jock..

by WC-Ninerhead on Oct 6, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW now that is a great coincidence !

Maybe you are clairvoyant? Man, that is really wild !!

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photoshop

some fake stats in there while you’re at it. Put the Lombardi trophy in Singletary’s hands.

Nice stuff!

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that image.

I am now positive that you created this scenario.

My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

by shlecko on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gladly hand over the title

of official NN image creator

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 6, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean...

I’m calling Crabs "The Hammer: from now on. It’s just too perfect to pass up…

Blind devotion.

by ProfessorBigelow on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I think that should be his official nickname from now on.

by smileyman on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm making it official.

Michael “The Hammer” Crabtree.
Now he has to to the Hammer dance after TD’s

by mountaindew77 on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately...

…already taken in an era long ago by Fred “The Hammer” Williamson… XD

Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!

by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget

Greg “The Hammer” Valentine

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call...

…maybe we can call Crabs “the rubber mallet”?? XD

Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!

by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lol'd

flaavaaaaa flaaaavvvvvvvv

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MC Hammer

is actually a cool guy, he’s a pastor for a church, so I can see this happening, but I could never have predicted this happening! Haha, oh I love this.

by Poundtherock on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure this could get any weirder.

I mean even Hollywood would turn down this script for being too unbelievable. This soap opera has had so may twists and turns that I am lost… Who is signing whom ??

Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!

by FaStRmAn on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

@ all the comments., this has been an interesting 24 hrs to say the least.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

MC Hammer?

We drafted a clown. I was actually excited before this development.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is perfect

Between Eugene Parker, Deion Sanders, MC Hammer and his loud mouth bail bondsman cousin he’s going to be a real pleasure to deal with for the rest of his career in the Bay Area.

No wonder two teams kicked him off their draft board for being a diva . . . not to mention the complete lack of logic behind this entire holdout fiasco.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say fire Singletary

Mike Singletary on whether Crabtree is perhaps a diva:

You said the key word: perhaps. I don’t know that. I don’t know that for sure. Why say no to someone who may be one heck of a kid? Like I said, I met him, I talked to him and I had a good feel for him. I haven’t been wrong too often. I think he is a great kid. But this is your rookie year, you’re just coming into the NFL, all you know is what they are telling him.

Crabtree, WTF?

by 10forTech on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just there for the free chicken c'mon give Crabtree a break

UNLESS he bails on us again… then go banana-sandwich on him

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah give Crabtree a chance to redeem himself this just makes it more crazy and funny

by 49erSalvatrucha on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

New info..

MattMaiocco: Yes, that was definitely Hammer. He and Eugene Parker are longtime friends. But source tells me Hammer has no role in Crabtree negotiations.

by mountaindew77 on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

you are quick, I was just about to post this.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Opra have a role in this??????

If not Opra, maybe Jerry Springer???? Crap what ever happen to just playing frigging football….

by WC-Ninerhead on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

 I have noticed that alot of Athletes secretly want to be musicians and musicians want to be athletes.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wait,, Just heard the news... Air Force One just landed

Obama couldn’t put the Olympic deal together so he decided to close this deal instead..

by WC-Ninerhead on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No politics

But if ask me Obama has been the “Armando Benitez” of political closers so far.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn....

…if that’s the case, we’re f***ed (might as well head to Rio now)………

Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!

by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the articles I read through this site

had something about having “escalator” factors which from what I read sounds like contengencies and a contract that graduates from year to year in to larger dollar amounts based on performance (Jeremy Maclin signed one of these). I think that his contract will be a detailed and complicated one. Who knows, they may have already started writing it up…it’s obviously just my own personal speculation but in my line of work I deal with a TON of contracts. A standard contract in my industry is 9 pages long (most of which is fluff = legalities) BUT i have seen them as long as 15-20 pages if there are countless contingencies. If there are alot of contengincies, I suspect that it could take anywhere from the rest of tomorrow to a couple days; particularly if the “escalators” are still being worked out.

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that his contract will be a detailed and complicated one.

Ya think?

if the "escalators" are still being worked out.

If they’re down to working out escalators, he’ll definitely sign soon. And the escalators are going to be pretty standard and in line with team performance, player performance, awards, and roster bonuses. Since everything’s pretty standard, and they’ve got other contracts use as references, it shouldn’t take days. It should just be going through the list and saying, “it’s 2009, that’s from a 2005 contract, make it 20% higher, ok fine 15%.”

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be working with about half a season… All of those contengies are going to be based around how much playing time he will get realistically. And we all know Singletary doesn’t care who it is and what thier contract says. So if a deal does in fact get done tomorrow or the next day, he better just keep his mouth shut and do what he is told to do…that’s if he wants to get paid and not ride the pine.

I’m not too worried about everyone’s fear of Crabtree being a “diva” anyway. Singletary just won’t allow him to play if he sees any signs of that.

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it curious

That days before all of this, Sing was saying in the press conference that he wanted a more balanced run/ pass gameplan when it was stated previously, and this is almost verbatum, “We want to have about a 60/40 run to pass ratio.”

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because

we haven’t had a lot of success running the ball..

by mountaindew77 on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be

but it was sort of an in sequence type of deal

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sing cares about the guys in the locker room

Not the rookie who won’t seriously contribute for 4+ weeks. He was referring to the terrible job running the ball we’ve done and how he’d like to make some positive yards on offense rather than the ol’ 1 yard and a cloud of dust we’ve been doing.

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that was totally true

He would have dismissed the comments about Crabtree like he has in the past. My point was that he knew that everything that went down today was going to take place.

IF he signed by tomorrow, he could see action against Houston. Limited of course; prob 5-10 plays. If we’re paying big money, you better trust that York will want his high dollar guy to contribute

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

what happened to we will not veer from our strategy?

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of those contengies are going to be based around how much playing time he will get realistically.

You do know this is going to be more than a 1 year contract, right? He’ll get docked game checks for what he missed, and they’ll fight over how much to give him in his base number. This has been gone over and gone over many times, including by Parker with other clients. It will not take forever… unless he wants to negotiate how many red skittles he gets in his pre-flight snacks.

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 year contract

I’m confused…I said if they have began writing it, it would be finished tomorrow or the next day…not “forever”.

Not sure what you are arguing or if you are at all??

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Red Skittles? I always get peanuts… of course I’ve never flown 1st class so maybe thats where you’re getting the Red Skittles from.

…Perrier and Red Skittles, coupled with a hot moist towel. Maybe a high priced hooker and a few lines of coke also eh? If thats your thing, I suppose that would be an important part of negotiations

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

1 more thing

York told Eric Davis in an interview that there were 3 different contract proposals…so it doesn’t sound like it a cookie-cut contract to me

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do know this is going to be more than a 1 year contract, right?

You do know that each contract is based on scheduled “ANNUAL” installments. right? I think it was pretty clear I was refferencing his first year (this year, assuming he signs)

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what kind of Touch Down

dance he has plaaned to teach Crabtree , you all do know that he tought Deion Sanders his end zone dance. Deion requested something simple. I remeber when I was twelve i got a strike in bowling and ran down the alley doing the deion dance (true strory).

by dalien82 on Oct 6, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I Did The Deion Dance

at a high school football game, a soccer game and once when i was drunk in Tijuana. Nothing get you noticed more then being a 18 year old white boy in Mexico dancing like Deion lol

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Some lame reworked lyrics I made in 5 minutes

My, my, my agent hits me so hard
Makes me say “I want more”
Don’t you say you agree
You shoulda been picked higher you’re Mike Crabtree
It feels good, when you know you’re down
A super dope receiver from the big D-Town
And I’m known as such
And this is a beast, uh, you can’t touch

by mountaindew77 on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

pretty pretty good

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 6, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

I am so sick of people calling this young man a diva or problem child. when Crabtree starts pulling stunts like these:

DUI’s
Domestic Abuse
Illegal Handguns
Dog Killing
Punching ppl in the face outside of a nightclub @ 2:00 am

Then and ONLY then should he labeled as such.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

-1

People are losing their jobs, houses, and everything else left and right and this clown turns down $16million to play football. I think it’s fair to call him a Diva.

Proud father of Dallas Mcpherson....anyone know a good Chiropractor?

by The Thrill on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

That’s criminal behavior not diva behavior.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be realistic

Fans are pissed. Their going to remain pissed especially if MC doesn’t produce as predicted.

Crabtree, WTF?

by 10forTech on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude...

MC had some good songs for a while, but once he teamed up with Deion, he fell off. Expecting him to produce anything half decent going forwards is a pipe dream

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a totally different kind of bad (and often a worse kind of bad)

That’s illegal behavior, you could say thugish, in with the wrong crowd, etc. But it has nothing to do with being a diva. Get your negative actions straight. A diva brags about how great they are and how they should be getting the ball/paid more. Killing dogs, et. al. has nothing to do with being a diva.

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since When

Were any of those things being a Diva? A Diva is someone that either plays up the publicity for the betterment of their career (Britney Spears or Madonna)

Or

Someone that thinks that they are god’s gift to the universe because they can play a game. They act the part by unleashing outlandish and idiotic statements to the press for pure celebrity gain or to be on the top of Sportscenter, which more often then not they are. Or play the part by demanding a crazy amount of money and playing the PR game in the press rather then negotiating in good faith. Examples of Diva’s would include Brandon Marshall, Terrell Owens, Tom Brady, Shawne Merrimen, Stephan Jackson(the hoops version), Jose Canseco(in his heyday), Charles Barkley, Deion Sanders etc….

What you mentioned were criminal behaviors (Braylon Edwards, Dante Stallworth, Rae Carruth, Lenord Little, Ray Lewis, Kobe Bryant(?), OJ Simpson and so on.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then

Ya’ll tell me what has he done or said to be called a diva? Holding out? ?Crabtree is NOT the first, only and won’t be the last player to hold out due to contractual negotiations.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not much

But there’s still a difference between “diva” and “problem child.” Not that he’s really been either yet.

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

he wont be the first or last to be called a diva

by venom322 on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the proof

That he is a Diva. Many of you are taking Mangini’s words and running with it.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Mangini + Rams front office + 3 month holdout + Deion Sanders + MC Hammer + Fashion aspirations + blog defenders not being able to find the reply button.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I seriously doubt Crabtree is loosing any sleep about not being pick by the Rams or Browns. How ironic is it that Mangini labeled Crabtree a diva, when his own WR is out at 2:00 am in the punching people in the face after the team suffered it 4th lost of season. A game in which he failed to make 1 catch, but Crabtree’s a diva? Yeah whatever.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mangini tried to trade that diva all off season. He was going to draft Crabtree and bench Edwards but he realized he was trading one diva for another.

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Really

At least Crabtree can catch balls, can’t say the same for Braylon. Browns fans are down on him. He done really screwed up now getting into it with LeBron James and his boys.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Crabs can catch and Braylon can’t

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punching Someone

Is Criminal not being a diva. Use Google as a reference please. It would help your cause a little bit here. Just look up Webster’s and go with it instead of making inane comments. No offense intended.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget A lDavis

Although his pick is turning South like the rest of his team !

by LASVEGASNINER on Oct 7, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

about this Diva business

(not sure which comment to reply to, that’s why I’m going rogue)

I agree with people who believe that he hasn’t done all that much to be labeled a diva – to me a diva is someone who talks a big game, makes a show of themselves, boasts, brags, etc, and complains about not getting the ball enough. He has done none of those things – he hasn’t said a WORD to the media since the holdout began. Now the holdout itself is to a small degree a diva-like move, but he’s a long way off from officially being a diva.

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Either way, couple years from now it will be forgotten, whether he signs with 49ers or not..

Nobody even remembers when Eli Manning didn’t want to play for San Diego and eventually got traded to Giants. He was called a diva at the moment, and now?

by venom322 on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

when will the madness end

The bizareness is 2 legit.

2 legit to quit.

(heyward-bey, bey)

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side he’s missed a month and is only 2 catches and 36 yards behind DHB.

On the not so bright side it will probably take him 3 weeks in Jimmy Raye’s offense to equal those stats.

But his real rival is Percy Harvin . . .

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i agree. al davis drafted speed… FAIL. Reminded me of Troy Williamson just paid more.

The real question is when will be when Master P will get involved (ahem Ricky Williams).

lord have percy I’m harvin a prolem signin dis deal.

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

That is epic man. I remember a few weeks back when someone, i don’t remember who. Said that DHB was the best pick of the 2009 draft. LOL.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was!

raiders get the shaft and crabtree fell to us… at the time it looked good. I love watching the raiders fail.

 maybe when he blossoms if he does and i believe he will… DHB will be the best pick of the draft because crabtree fell to us.

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw

Even in raye’s rush first attack, Crabtree will get more then 2 rec for 36 yards that’s for damn sure. We will throw short passes to crabs. Plus Crabs actually gots hands unlike DHB (dead hands bey)

by 49ersAllTheWay on Oct 6, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

it will take Crabs awhile in Jimmy’s system, but I still think he’ll end up with catches the DHB. Percy Harvin is beast.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting

for examples of Crabtree being a Diva, all I am getting is Mangini said+Rams passed on him etc. That is not suffice enough me.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Acting The Part Of One

But you may be correct. Besides holding out for more money and leaking information to the media instead of negotiating in good faith Crabtree hasn’t yet proven himself a full on diva. But you have to admit that the signs are there. Surrounding himself with the likes of Hammer and Deion won’t change what many perceive him to be including myself. Now if he goes out on the field and does what is asked of him why not pulling a Deion, Terrell or Ochocinco then all will be forgotten. I just think a lot on here are well within their right be believe he don’t be doing that

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of him as a "Closet Diva"

He shows the signs, but you’re just not quite sure….

by venom322 on Oct 6, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Countless posts on this thread have concluded that he’s a diva, greedy, slow witted, a draft bust…

Steve Young even suggested that Crabtree may be homophobic.

Crabtree, WTF?

by 10forTech on Oct 6, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When

Did Steve Young suggest that Crabtree may be homophobic?

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i think he meant the guy that posts on here under the name Steve Young

not the actual Steve Young

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 6, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah and Obama is the antichrist and Hitler all wrapped up in one right? LOL it just goes to show what some people will say that is completely without basis

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opinions

is what those are, Opinions are like a-holes we all have them right?

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

my opinion is that steve young said crabtree was homophobic? lol

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Well Within

anyone’s right to be homophobic as it is within anyone’s right to be gay. So Young spouting off on this if he did, proves himself to be a little ignorant.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like it was well in Steve Young’s right to wear special underwear.

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Give it a rest. Tools will continue to spout off about how he’s a diva. The fact that you haven’t gotten 17 responses detailing his diva-ness kinda proves your point. You don’t have to keep repeating yourself.

You have been DFiBrillated.

by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of tools?

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deion's Visa Commercial

A fur coat $10,000

New Crowns $15,000

The Slut NFL Groupie $20,000

Cocaine from Michael Irvin $25,000

Driving my car off a cliff to commit suicide after an 0-4 game for the Braves
PRICELESS

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Wow

You just had to pull that out. "I’m Wayne Brady B##ch ROTFL

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think

I gotta go watch myself that episode ….

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by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, Comedy Central never re-ran that one for me. Is that the time travel one?

by bignerd on Oct 6, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think it’s on the crackhead career day episode

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no its the Prince one

Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood stories. Charlie plays basketball against Prince and then he takes him back to make pancakes. It was pretty funny.

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 6, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like a fn tool.

PRIMETIME!

by Rooster1PMG on Oct 6, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean Deion will have two "babies"

Devin Hester and now Michael Crabtree

Is this what we should be expecting; except wearing #15?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SpqVPukyX4&feature=related

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other side of the ball of course

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t count on Crabtree returning kicks. He’s good is space but does not have Devin’s speed.

Crabtree, WTF?

by 10forTech on Oct 6, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hester's not

returning kicks anymore. They have that kid Johnny Knox doing the returns now.

by Drew Kerr on Oct 6, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check this tool's rap legacy.......

………friggin’ hillarious!

Deion’s “Must Be The Money”

Playoffs??? Playoffs??? We're baaaaack!!!

by corvette49rdave on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I am trying start a debate or an arguement. In my humble opinion I don’t think he has acted like a diva .

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Not*

I meant to say not trying to start a debate.

by GeeMunster on Oct 6, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazies Day Ever On NN

Since i have joined. I am out for the night!!! $50 bucks Crabtree signs tomorrow

Oh and

+1 for
Fooch
Big Nerd
Dubs Fan In Boston
Brandon Scolari

And of course myself.

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Yeah

And
+1 to
MC Hammer
Michael Crabtree
Paraag Marothe
Scott M
Mr. York
MM
Mindi Bach
etc………………. For making this an entertaining day LOL

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Hope

Venom322 is a chick giving me those puppy eyes. “Slowly back my butt up against the wall” LMFAO

Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Your Talking about Playoffs? Yes Sir I am!!!!!!!!!!!

by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was crazy

but not like the day on mccovey chronicles when Buster Posey was called up

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 6, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the one when Madison Bumgarner got called up!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 6, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

which one was it? must have been the Bumgarner day because I think that was also the day after Bochy put Whiteside in late in a game to “keep him fresh.” So there were 2 separate threads with like 1000+ comments

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 7, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for MC Hammer

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 6, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No props

for the MC Hammer pic? Booo

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on Oct 6, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already +1 For You On That Bro

Nice work!!!!

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by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hammer is his penis

by snafu on Oct 6, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I Think Someone Might Be

Hitting The Sauce Tonight

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by nocal81(Vincent) on Oct 6, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, 4 misfires

Anyways, it’s a reference to Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog#s-p1-st-i0

(No guarantees the joke is funny even when you know the source)

by snafu on Oct 7, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm bored and I'm done with the Nuggets

Why wont Crabtree sign, or at least, why wont something exciting happen because I can’t sleeeep.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2009 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Love the fact that for once ...

… it’s the local Niners fans who are having to stay up past midnight to find out the result … welcome to my world, friends!

"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...

by LondonNiner on Oct 7, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

ive been waiting for legitimate news that Crabtree might actually sign for months.

by Beatclash on Oct 7, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning everyone!

So I went to bed, and I woke up, and let me just get this recap sorted in my mind. The 49ers have signed MC Hammer, and expect him to make his first start against the Falcons. Michael Crabtree has released a song called “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWSm13LBh8&feature=related" >Must be the money", Deion Sanders has decided to re-enter the 2010 draft, and Eugene Parker is the new pundit on NFL Total Access. Is this correct?

"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...

by LondonNiner on Oct 7, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nailed It

It’s now Eugene Parker’s job to decipher what Steve Mariucci is saying during NFL Game Day.

by bignerd on Oct 7, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooo funny

That is so freakin funny I’m in bed (alone damn it) watching that video on my phone laughing my ass off. What would your reaction be if you were in that store. I think I’d piss myself.

by japanesezero on Oct 7, 2009 2:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Jim Rome

It sounds like he robbed this specific thread for every single thing he said. Rome and show writers = unoriginal

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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