Frank Gore

by Fearless Frog on Oct 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT

Saw some of these on a different forum, thought they would incite a couple of chuckles.

If Frank Gore were uninteresting, he'd be Frank Bore.

If Frank Gore smelled bad, he's be Stank Gore.

If Frank Gore put away more shots of tequila than you, he'd be Drank More

If Frank Gore had lots of work to do around the house, he'd be Frank Chore.

If Frank Gore had three brothers also named Frank, he'd be Frank Four.

If Frank was heavily gaurded and had keycard locks, he'd be Bank Door.

If Frank Gore was in politics, he'd be Al Gore.

If Frank Gore had a sleep breathing disorder, he'd be Frank Snore.

if Frank Gore was made of wood, he'd be Frank Door.

If Frank Gore was a horrible comedian, he'd be Frank Calliendo.

If you have any to add, post Frank More.

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WTF

Where’d you see this at?

by mr. instigator on Oct 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions

NFL Board.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I have a few

If Frank Gore worked on the streets at night, he’d be Frank Whore
If Frank Gore was an adolecent boy home alone all day, he’d be Yank More
If Frank Gore was a delicious campfire treat, he’d be Frank S’more
If Frank Gore was a violent prisoner in San Quintin, he’d be Shank Gore
If Frank Gore was an ineffective, overrated running back, he’d be Justin Forcett

by mr. instigator on Oct 7, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs

I recc'd for being funny, but how can Forsett be overrated, he played well against you guys,

and not many people think too highly of him.

by LantermanC on Oct 7, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

If Frank Gore were to play the Seahawks, he’d be Frank Score.
If Frank Gore were to attend a pumpkin festival, he’d be Frank Gourd.
If Frank Gore were to have Jimmy Raye as offensive coordinator, he’d be More Frank Gore.
If Frank Gore were to play in a game broadcast by Brian Baldinger, he’d be Gore is a Gore.
If Frank Gore were to be in a Wes Craven movie, he’d Double the Gore.
If Frank Gore were to twist his ankle in a game, he’d be Frank Sore.
If Frank Gore were to join NN and post a grammatically incorrect comment about the receiver group, he’d accidentally call them Frank’s Core.

by bignerd on Oct 7, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

+1

For the last one.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Oct 7, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions

lol yeah that last one was good

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

made it official

its going green cuz that made me laugh lol

by 49ersAllTheWay on Oct 7, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, FF

TBQHYSGB

just kidding, but this was one of the weaker topics of that variety on S&R.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

Indeed.

But the best one involving someone pertaining to the 49ers.

"I wish the Seahawks were back in the AFCW so we didn’t have to face Willis and Gore twice a year."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed.

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions

While I've got you here...

Where do you see the Seahawks finishing the season? Are you hitting the panic button, where do you see the 49ers finishing? Lastly, do you really think drafting Aaron Curry set the team back?

by James Brady on Oct 7, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I lol'd

by mountaindew77 on Oct 7, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm.

Seahawks: 7-9 is an optimistic view for me now, maybe 8-8. 6-10 or worse wouldn’t cause me to bat an eyelash because if there’s something I learned after the Bears game, this team is fully capable of blowing games they had in the bag, and the Colts game proved this team is likely not going to pull any upsets. I suppose you can say I’ve hit the panic button but in retrospect, Seattle simply was not built to contend this season.

49ers: I’m warming to Singletary. I used to think he was a loon, a product of too many collisions with Walter Payton in practice, but I really think his motivational prowess has a place in the 49ers’ success so far. What was worse than having the Colts blow out the Seahawks was watching everyone sit around glumly on the sidelines with expressions on their faces by the second quarter that they already conceded the game. I still don’t think the 49ers are that good overall, but it seems likely they will win the division. I’ll hazard that they’ll take the West at 9-7, but be clearly the weakest team in the playoffs and swiftly get eliminated, like the Dolphins last year.

I’m too exhausted to reiterate my points about why I disliked drafting Curry. But let’s just say that for an alleged ‘safe pick’ and ‘instant impact player’, he certainly hasn’t made me forget Julian Peterson.

"I wish the Seahawks were back in the AFCW so we didn’t have to face Willis and Gore twice a year."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

What about Jim Mora Jr.?

by bignerd on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I haven't formed an opinion on him yet.

Although I think it’s really cool how he was a Huskies and Seahawks fan growing up.

"I wish the Seahawks were back in the AFCW so we didn’t have to face Willis and Gore twice a year."

by Fearless Frog on Oct 7, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions

If Frank Gore was a murderer in a horror flick he’d be Bloody Gore
If Frank Gore worked at 7-11 he’d be Frank Store
If Frank Gore had cold sores he’d be Canker Sore
If Frank Gore wasn’t that good he’d be Frank Ignore
If Frank Gore was a stoner he’d be Dank Score
If Frank Gore sang in an opera he’d be Frank Bore
If Frank Gore was the best running back in the NFL, he’d be Frank Gore!

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

If Frank Gore was a lion he’d be Frank Roar
If Frank Gore was a baby he’d be Diaper Sore
If Frank Gore was a fern he’d be Frank Spore
If Frank Gore was a Marine he’d be Rank More

Okay, I am done.

Good job to everyone else. There’s definitely some funny ones

by Drew Kerr on Oct 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

If Frank Gore was a shammy, he’d be Frank Absorb.
If Frank Gore were traded to the Ravens, he’d be Never More.
If Frank Gore were European royalty, he’d be Lord Gore.
If Frank Gore were a kick ass secret agent, he’d be Frank Bourne.

by bignerd on Oct 7, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

If Frank Gore was made of processed meat byproducts he’d be Frank-Furter.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions

In that 49er-Seahawks Game Gore was ripping the seahawks a new one Seahawks were seeing Frank Galore!

by 49ersAllTheWay on Oct 7, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

If we talk about Frank in a hundred years it will be Frank Lore
If Frank bet against the 49ers he would be Frank Poor
If Frank was made out of metal he would be Tank Gore
If Frank wasn’t injured we would see Frank More

by 49erfanNohio on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

You stole my thunder…..twice!

Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.

by YoungWillis on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

great minds think alike… but some type faster

by 49erfanNohio on Oct 9, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Well...

I did 6, you did 4.

We need Florida Danny to figure out if my speed doing 6 Frank Gore If-jokes at 1 minute slower is proportionate to you’re doing 4 in 1 minute faster.

Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.

by YoungWillis on Oct 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

If Frank Gore went bankrupt, he’d be Frank Poor.
If Frank Gore was a wooden board, he’d be Plank Gore.
If Frank Gore had rowdy friends, he’d be Hank Gore.
If Frank Gore was the God of thunder, he’d be Frank Thor.
If we tell tall tales about Frank Gore years and years from now, it’d be Frank Lore.
If Frank Gore were from Asia, he’d be from Singa Gore.

Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.

by YoungWillis on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

If Frank Gore sucked at golf, he’d be Shank Fore

by mountaindew77 on Oct 7, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

If Frank Gore were a goblin, he’d be Frank Orge.
If Frank Gore were a porno star, he’d be Crank Floor.
If Frank Gore were Amish, he’d be Jebediah Mohr.
If Frank Gore were a coffee table, he Swank Decor.

by bignerd on Oct 7, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

if Frank Gore was a hot dog store he would be Frank Store.

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT reply actions

If Frank Gore was a Pimp, he would be Slap More

11-5... My 49ers pre-season prediction!

by Ten-Man on Oct 8, 2009 9:37 AM PDT reply actions

If Frank Gore encouraged people to save money, he’d be Bank More.
If Frank Gore played increasingly bad golf, he’d be Shank More.
If Frank Gore was a girl who only dated soldiers, he’d be Tank Whore.

"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...

by LondonNiner on Oct 8, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, Frog, can you have other players?

If Shaun Hill was tired, and didn’t take a nap, he’d be Yawn Still.
If Shaun Hill was a baby, whose cry was high-pitched, he’d be Born Shrill.
If Shaun Hill was an implement in a shop for working out the price of Scandinavian headwear, he’d be Horn Till.
If Shaun Hill was a dollar which had been ripped, he’d be Torn Bill.
If Shaun Hill was a dead shellfish, he’d be Prawn Kill.
If Shaun Hill had had enough of blue movies, he’d be Porn Fill.
If Shaun Hill cooked out front of his house, he’d be Lawn Grill.
If Shaun Hill encouraged guests to relax in his home, he’d be Go On Chill.
If Shaun Hill was a medicinal tablet that had been cut in two, he’d be Sawn Pill.
If Shaun Hill was a combination of mythical woodland creature and miniature sea animal, he’d be Faun Krill.
If Shaun Hill was a past-its-best part of a fish’s anatomy, he’d be Worn Gill.
If Shaun Hill played against the Rams, he’d be 35-Nil.

"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...

by LondonNiner on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs