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MIKE MARTZ?

what do you guys think about us re-singing mike martz this year?

 

we released him last year due to his passing style when we were LOLSMASHMOUTH. obviously, after this year that's not happening anymore, and the spread seems to be the perfect offense for mike martz's scheme

 

now that we're playing in the spread, if this is to continue, would martz be a good fit for us now rather than last year?

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Okay folks. Be kind. A nice, friendly hijack never hurt anybody.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

That would be under the assumption

That Smith is our QB of the Future. Are you sure you want to do that?

by Mr. Nice Guy on Dec 1, 2009 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

ALEX SMITH IS OUR FUTURE

He doesn’t even have to practice.

Yes, I'm sure Jerry Rice never dropped a single pass in his entire football career.

by 10forTech on Dec 1, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be under no assumption.

When was the last time any time hired a coach who they had fired less than a year ago? I’d be willing to bet never.

It won’t happen. The discussion doesn’t go any further than that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Any TEAM, not time.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Martz isn't going to be signed

That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m more skeptic about Smith’s inconsistencies throughout every game he’s played so far, except for possibly the one this past Sunday. If the spread offense is in fact here to stay, I’m not so sure I’d want him under center.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Dec 1, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Weis is available

I’m sure he wouldn’t mind getting two paychecks

by smileyman on Dec 1, 2009 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

That's a good question

I used to drink Budweiser, but found it gave me a headache.

Old Milwaukee? Easy on the wallet…

Yes, I'm sure Jerry Rice never dropped a single pass in his entire football career.

by 10forTech on Dec 1, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

How can a drink that is almost completely made out of water give you a headache?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

But here’s one answer: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081214041512AALX3i8

And here’s another: http://www.headache-migraine-release.com/budweiser-headache.html

I just don’t drink any Anheuser-Busch products at all.

There’s a regional beer that I’m very fond of called Shiner Bock. I drink it all the time.

Yes, I'm sure Jerry Rice never dropped a single pass in his entire football career.

by 10forTech on Dec 1, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to vodka

Ci-Roc vodka is not the best vodka because its smooth and will creep up on ya!

It’s the best vodka because its Schmurve (pronounced how it looks)

The Maja Strazzy
2 or 3 shots of Ci-Roc
mix with kiwi strawbery V* splash- Delicious

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 1, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

V8 Splash I mean

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 1, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

preach

wanna hear a funny joke? the Buccaneers picked Gaines Adams over Patrick Willis

by rcleverly on Dec 2, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it groundhog day?

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 1, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how regional that is we have Shiner Bock here in Illinois. It’s delicious.

I want me some Buster

by gbears16 on Dec 1, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6uuP-ij13c&feature=related

Yes, I'm sure Jerry Rice never dropped a single pass in his entire football career.

by 10forTech on Dec 4, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

just got back from my first FT Worth trip. Shiner Bock is pretty good

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Dec 1, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you misunderstood

He was not genuinely curious. He was insulting Budweiser.

Or, to put it another way: 10forTech, meet howtheyscored. He likes jokes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 1, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No I don’t. Jokes are terrible. And there’s no way to understand them on the Internet, either. The tone gets completely lost.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Jokes are terrible.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Shiner Bock

ia a damn good beer.

Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?

by kinglouie33 on Dec 4, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Pacifico!!

49ers Al Grito De Guerra!!! hahaha

by 49erSalvatrucha on Dec 1, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a great beer.

Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?

by kinglouie33 on Dec 4, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That is weird...Bud gives me a headache also

and the Beast? Bluck! Back in high school it was ok, either that or Natty Light. I like Newcastle Brown Ale or Samuel Adams nowadays. For domestics, Miller Light or Michelob.

Does anyone remember Hamms? With tho ol’ Panda Bear commercials? haha

by Drew Kerr on Dec 1, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of college…I remember my roommates Hamms farts were always lethal.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 1, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Going to a bar, or just restocking the fridge?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Restocking..

Might go with Sierra Pale Ale tonight.

Well, we're waiting....

by drummer on Dec 1, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds good

How does it taste?

Yes, I'm sure Jerry Rice never dropped a single pass in his entire football career.

by 10forTech on Dec 1, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to suggest some Negro Modelo.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good choice...

But I wound up buying Heineken. They were out of Sierra at my local beer store. Which really isn’t much of a beer store.

Well, we're waiting....

by drummer on Dec 1, 2009 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more of a Safeway.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

drink water

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 1, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No way.

Water gives me a headache.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

freeze it first, then add scotch = headache free water

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Dec 1, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait: I just realized the problem here.

I haven’t grown into scotch yet. It still tastes gross to me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  


Sounds alot like Jimmy Raye

by Drew Kerr on Dec 1, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch!

it is sort of a political stab. I probably should have reserved. But it tied in to Jimmy Raye so I thought what tha…

Sorry if I offended anyones political views. It’s definitely not why I used it

by Drew Kerr on Dec 1, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Anchor Steam

Drink locally, act…globally…?

Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?

by kinglouie33 on Dec 4, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

re-singing

F i r e R u s k e l l !
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."

by Fearless Frog on Dec 1, 2009 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

i thought that term

only applied to teams that had previously fired Singletary

by sleepyotter on Dec 1, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it only applies to musical divas who are trying to make a comeback.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Martz picked JTO Sullivan over Smith and Hill

(site decorum) that dumb (site decorum) and (site decorum) no we don’t want him here. That’s (site decorum) stupid to ask. He was fired early enough to get another job and that (site decorum) doesn’t have a (site decorum) job, because he is a piece of (site decorum) and will only leave Davis’s stats where they are today and (site decorum) up what little Chemistry we have. Too bad I can’t stop (site decorum) from writing (site decorum) whenever the (site decorum) they want.

Good day!

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 1, 2009 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

because JTO knew the system.

I would take Raye right now over Martz. Is that crazy to say? It sounds crazy to type it. Who would have thought that 2 years ago, I would ever say that.

by hudd07 on Dec 1, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh

someone is getting a little fanpost happy…

"We want WINNERS!" - Coach Singletary

by cassusriff on Dec 1, 2009 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

Two problems with Martz:

First, he doesn’t taylor his offense to the talents of his players. eg, he didn’t utilize Vernon well at all last year.

Second, I think our offense is, on net, better this year: fewer points, but also far fewer INTs.

by Ronaldinho on Dec 1, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody watch...

“Sons of Anarchy”? Pretty good show. Watching the season finale right now.

Well, we're waiting....

by drummer on Dec 2, 2009 12:37 AM PST reply actions  

That Virgin Mobile commercial...

The one with the lips in the Sauna: gross.

Well, we're waiting....

by drummer on Dec 2, 2009 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Great show, watxh it religiously

I dont watch a ton of TV other than football (especially actual shows) but I never miss Sons of Anarchy and It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

by Drew Kerr on Dec 2, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

If you haven’t seen it, you NEED to see the Philadelphia Christmas Special.

“So you came to return the stolen robot?”
“Nnnnnnnnnooooooo… We just came to APOLOGIZE… We’re keeping the robot.”

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 2, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What season was that?

I haven’t caught that one… If it was recent it’s probably recorded on my DVR and I haven’t got around to watching that one yet.

by Drew Kerr on Dec 2, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it ever aired, I believe it’s just a DVD episode. This might be backed up by when Dennis tells Frank he can go (censored) himself right in his (censored) (censored). They didn’t censor it out.

http://www.amazon.com/Its-Always-Sunny-Philadelphia-Christmas/dp/B002IFUCYE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1259800898&sr=8-1

My brother showed it to me on Thanksgiving… Get it. It’s F-U-N-N-Y! Funnier even than Korysheetswasourfuture!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 2, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

By censoring, I mean F/X typically censors out F bombs, even though they allow pretty much all the rest. The F bombs aren’t censored on the DVD.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 2, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe he took Jax's kid

This finale will have me thirsty for the next season. I wonder will Opey kill Clay after it’s all said and done.

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 2, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe him and Jax will try

but they will keep Clay on the show I think just because he is who he is. If you kill Clay, you kill all the contraversy, and in ways kill the show. Who would take his place as the villian? Jemma? Jax? Opie? There really isnt anyone like Clay there. Maybe his little side kick (I forgot his name), the one who killed Opie’s wife. I can’t believe that the guy just took off with Abel too. They should have buzzed in the Coast Guard right away…do none of them have mobile phones?? haha

by Drew Kerr on Dec 2, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

Until he gets his kid back he will need Clay. But in the life they live there can always be a villan it just may not be amongst them. I am sure they will continue to struggle with the club’s direction throughout the next season

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 3, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That

and Opie asked Jax how they are going to get Clay outta there. They will drag all that out as long as they can I suspect

by Drew Kerr on Dec 3, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Very True

"CHILD PLEASE"......................-E. Ochocinco

Ignorance is truly bliss!!

Nolan, that (site decroum) is gonna beat us to Berry!!

by rlott#42 on Dec 4, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I THINK I SHOULD BE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR

  I have been saying all along that running with a terribleoffensive line is a bad idea. And not using the shotgun formation was a bad idea also. This is why Shaun Hill started losing and why Alex Smith was always losing. You cant tell the defense what you are doing, you have to trick them, they are way to fast and good.

by KORY SHEETS WAS OUR FUTURE on Dec 2, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Oh hi.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 2, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed this guy. He’s the BEST, Jerry! The BEST!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 3, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok!

Why don’t you go call up management and tell them you’re applying for the already occupied OC job. That way, you can stop posting these poorly written hunks of text you call ideas and the rest of us can at least try and be productive.

Sometimes I lay in bed at night and wonder if McCloughan ever thought about becoming a gynecologist.

by Mr. Nice Guy on Dec 2, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

KORY SHEETS WAS OUR FUTURE FOR OC!

ILL HOP ON THAT BANDWAGON!

"Pat is still just scratching the surface." - Coach Singletary on LB Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Dec 3, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

KWAME HARRIS WAS OUR FUTURE!!!

CODY PICKETT WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!!
BILL MUSGRAVE WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!
GIOVANNI CARMAZZI WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!
LAWRENCE PHILLIPS WAS OUR FUTURE!!!
KEVAN BARLOW WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!
MICAEL SPURLOCK WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!
JIM DRUCKENMILLER WAS OUR FUTURE!!!
THOMAS CLAYTON WAS OUR FUTURE!!!!

DAMN!!!! WE LET EM GET AWAY…THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE….AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK!!!!

by Drew Kerr on Dec 3, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Niner's FO failed!

I niners really missed the boat when they didn’t sign me. I would have been great at: missing tackles, missing blocks, throwing interceptions, dropping passes, running too slow, running the wrong direction, and all the other things your list of guys were very good at. And I would have done it at half the pay.

by CorneliusJ on Dec 3, 2009 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

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