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Predicted Dashon Goldson INT

Since I just noticed that I'm going to express myself in a manner that some may be offended by, I will warn you. I am going to curse and use various foul language, innuendo and other such sarcasm may be present along with occasional hypocrisies, self corrections will be present in many forms, and there will be a strong bias for the 49ers club against all others. Thank you and please enjoy!

NewbieVad3n here, and I'm ready to start writing about the greatest franchise in sports history; this will be my first post. The 49ers have been close to my heart since day 1, even though they made headlines of my local news paper with a crushing loss to the lambs on the day of my birth. I hope that with my small start here in Niners Nation I can spread the strong connection I have with this team and eventually get paid for loving the 49ers. That would be pretty darned cool. This first post will be mostly this big silly intro followed by my first real football game memory.
I suppose it is time for...

Whatever that means? Anyone care to tell me what "***THE JUMP***" IS?

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL and I forget the tickets, that my little brother got for me, at home. After driving 20 minutes south because the bridge is closed. Ah crap, sweetie, turn around. (I really don't like the way this sounds but I'm gonna leave it...)

We make it to the game, get parked really quick in a good spot, and have about and hour and a half to mingle and have a BBQ with some fellow fans. Flash foward... I'm hammered, stoned, and having the time of my fudging life screaming to my hearts content at my very first NFL game. The guy behind me has season tickets the guy to the right of me has had season tickets since before I was born. I have talked with both of them through the duration of the game thus far, in all manner of gibberjabbering fun and 49er nostalgia. I start talking about Madden 2010 for PS3 and how I love to play FS as Dashon Goldson because he always gets an interception. I then make the prediction that he will get a pick this series because the rush is getting to Warner. BAM! INSTO! HA! 2 witnesses with a phone number to varify I flapping called it! He had an epic night and I hope to see more of Ronnie Lott 2.0 Goldson edition!

BOOYAH!

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