Laughter IS the best medicine!
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 24, 2009 11:56 AM PST
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PrintAnd I would love to hear some football jokes..
I unfortunately don't know any good ones.. I could tell ya lot's of Musician jokes because that's my profession, such as "how many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"..answer.."none, the keyboard player does it with his left hand."
Does anyone know any good football jokes? please?
Anyone related to a NFL player, that get they could get one from, to tell us?
I just need a good laugh..
A funny story even?
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got one..
How many Back-up 49ers QB’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" answer “none, they let the 3rd stringer do it.”
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 24, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions
How many Cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who knows, but they haven’t won a playoff game in fifteen years.
I declare you Sanchez.
hahahahaha!!!
Joe and Steve were under the same system for years... don't expect Smith to be super so soon.
Fart Football
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally he shits in the bed. The wife says, “What the hell was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides.”
LOL
I approve! LOL
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by Andrew Davidson on Feb 24, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Great!
..best so far!
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 25, 2009 1:01 AM PST up reply actions
not to take away from the joke...
but in football, you switch sides in at the beginning of the second and fourth quarters.
=x
Techincally
You switch sides at halftime too.
Don't sweat it. I'm illiterate.
by methodrampage on Feb 25, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks Buzz Killington
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Feb 25, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Hear about Al Davis's Steriod problem?
..he’s steroiding way too big checks!!!!!!
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 25, 2009 1:10 AM PST reply actions
Maybe you should run these by someone before you post them.
Don't sweat it. I'm illiterate.
by methodrampage on Feb 25, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
I already said..
I was dislexic.. besides.. I laughed myself to sleep, I know his accountant..
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 25, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
McCallisters self-proclamation..
..c’mon 31 is the new 29..
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 25, 2009 1:46 AM PST reply actions
The Texas Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ!”
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out.
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
The callous DOWboys..
thanks for the slew of cowboy jokes, made my day!
by Josh G and the Shaun Hill band wagon on Feb 25, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
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