StrictlyFootball's Not So Strict Introduction
Hello Faithful, I am StrictlyFootball and I along with ProfessorBigelow are the new co-pilots for this jet known as NinersNation. After my drug and steroid tests came back negative (thanks Bigelow for the help) and had been given a clean bill of health, Fooch graciously, and under no influence, let me become an editor. I have been a member here at NN for a good year now and I have immersed myself in all things 49ers.
My past with the 49ers goes as far back as a car seat, and is as colorful as Adam Pacman Jones' rap sheet. When I was born the doctor didn't wrap me in a blanket; no instead my father draped me in red and gold and pinned the #16 to my back and handed me to my mother. There that jersey stood until that fateful day, April 22nd, 1993, the day Montana was traded. I of course being the mature five year old took it in stride... I tried flushing my jersey down the toilet.
While Steve Young continued the legacy of great QB play in San Francisco and even won a Super Bowl, I paid no heed. Then in 1997, I was given Madden 97. When I threw my first TD pass from Young to Rice the fire in me was rekindled. Birds sang, cats purred, and I loved my Niners again.
I continued to watch the 49ers through 2002 but once I reached the age of 14 the world started to change. I was rebelling against my parents, Eddie D was gone, and now there was this big mouthed WR calling my QB gay. I felt myself turning to the dark side, morphing into something, and an old man with thick bifocals dressed in a black jump suit started to speak to me. I tried to resist, but I was to weak and he was to strong. I had become a Raiders fan.
The next three years, which I call “The Dark Ages”, was one of such soul crushing animosity that I thought I would never make it out. But on December 4th 2005, an angel dressed in red and gold grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the blackness that had engrossed me. She took me to 49ers games, told me the tales of the glory days of the 49ers, and bought me a new Montana jersey. Since then I have been with the 49ers, and her, ever since.
Now that I have completely either bored you or made you queasy, I think it's about time I got to the meat and potatoes of it all. I believe Bigelow already accurately described what we'll be doing, so I'll be skipping that, and if you want to know more about me or my credentials then just take a gander at my profile.
What you can expect from me though, is to have an equal balance between serious news and a fan bias. My journalistic background makes me look at all aspects and stay with the facts, but that doesn't mean I won't make leaps here and there. I am a draft enthusiast and a believer in looking at all aspects of the game by not only looking at the players, but the guys who help shape, make, support, and run our team. Of course I also love to play the “What If?” game from time to time.
I will try to do the best that I can for this site, and hopefully leave you all with a better feeling than those towards T.O., or perhaps, dare I try, better than Dennis Erickson.
If anyone has any opinions or suggestions about what to write or what I have written about on this, or anything in the future, please feel free to comment or Email me.
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what no video?? the professor had a video!
hahah congrats on the promotion!
Simply by pulling on both ends, Patrick Willis can stretch diamonds back into coal
I wanted to but all I could find was this...
San Francisco 49ers Rap Song – Watch more
I just thought it would be better to not anything than put this up… Rice I’m sorry, your the GOAT, but no.
U Betta Call Pizza Hut B/C U Just Got Pizowned
by StrictlyFootball on Mar 17, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
haha yeah maybe it was better
to not include that
Simply by pulling on both ends, Patrick Willis can stretch diamonds back into coal
Wow… Bringing you back back from being a Raiders fan without professional help? That must really be a great girl.
Well then, Mr. co-pilot, have a good flight and dont get caught with your hand under the skirt of a stewardess…
Unbeliveable
Sounds like you don’t have to mow the lawn on Sunday. Good for you! Welcome!!!
by LASVEGASNINER on Mar 17, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL, don't worry she has 'cabbage'.
U Betta Call Pizza Hut B/C U Just Got Pizowned
by StrictlyFootball on Mar 17, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I do what I can Strictly, I do want I can...
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Mar 17, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions
Welcome and Good Luck!
It takes a pair to admit to being a Raider fan at one point. I, myself, nearly fainted (just kidding). Truth is, that’s no big deal. I’m glad you turned to the Raiders, it gave you a good look at what poor management/ownership is all about. Good fan base, dumb team. Usually its the other way around, Good Team, Dumb Fanbase (and I guess at one point whe could’ve said that bout the Raidas). That’s too much babbling on my part now. I’d never read your posts if you had admitted to being a Green Bay Packers fan, or a Dallas Cowboys fan. (again, kidding)
Good luck man and congrats, you and Bigelow will do admirably.
by Andrew Davidson on Mar 17, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
The 49ers current...
Ownership doesn’t look much better than the Raider’s. And I find a lot of the traits of Raiderfan are in 49er fan too.
Well, we're waiting....
hm...
at first i was like why the heck r we giving an editorial position to a wishy washy, non-die-hard sometimey 9er fan. after thinking about it, this is good because at least he’s more likely to be more objective n less emotional than a true ninerfaithful…..kudos n congrats!
I think you'll find...
that most niner fans have a crisis of faith, some time or another. But props to you if you have been straight as an arrow the whole time.
U Betta Call Pizza Hut B/C U Just Got Pizowned
by StrictlyFootball on Mar 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
your script is whack...
…you shoulda stayed in silver and black
I wouldn’t read your medic-alert bracelet if you were having a seizure
49ers 4EVER
Am I missing a crucial reference here, or is this just dumb?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ok lets be fair here...
After T.O destroyed the team, I wouldn’t blame anyone for looking for comfort in another franchise. And we obviously know once a true niners fan, always a true niners fan. I mean he came back to the faithful didn’t he?
Common we all make mistakes.
shame on you
You who will run the the next time adversity hits, good riddance
I welcome everyone as fans. You’ve just got nothing to say that I wanna read
Your Girlfriend sounds cool though
I'm fine...
…“when worst comes to worst, my people come first”, words to live by.
And yes, it is a big deal. But apparently only to those who bleed red and crap gold.
Canada out!
Ha.
First of all, before you start criticizing one of the more tenured members, here how about learning how to use the site correctly? Simply use the +reply button when you’re replying to people, so it doesn’t look like you’re spouting off a new idea all the time.
Secondly, why does it matter where a fan comes from? So long as he/she is a 49ers fan now, that’s all that really matters. If you want to turn the blog into some “I’m a better fan than you” discussion, I suggest you take your act to one of the many other forums, as you won’t be (and aren’t) picking up any more credibility or anything here with it.
wow...
…you told me
I did clearly state “I welcome everyone as fans”, but we’re talking about more then a fan, this is a contributing editor. A contributing editor that jumped ship when times were tuff, and jumped on of all teams, the Raiders bandwagon. Right around the time when they were winning games and went to the Superbowl. Someone who cheered AGAINST the 49ers.
So you jump right into bed with him, its obviously where you belong.
Hah.
I honestly can’t blame anyone for hating the Erickson/Donahue era. It was a trainwreck and made the 49ers look like they were the the new Raiders.
Contributing editor who’s jumped ship or not, StricklyFootball has added a lot more meaningful discussion to the site than you have. Attacking him (or ANYONE else on the site) for apparently “not being a true fan” is just utterly ridiculous and uncalled for. As I said, that’s not what the site is about or for.

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