Shaun Hill to grow a mullet and stache Fan Poll
by 49ersCAN on Apr 20, 2009 3:49 PM PDT
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PrintFOOCH'S NOTE 4/20 3:49PM: I wanted to move this up for one more run at some votes. If you haven't voted yet, please do.
FOOCH'S NOTE 7:47PM: If enough people vote in this I definitely think it's worth passing along to the 49ers.
"Oh, I think we should leave that up to a fan poll! I think people would probably be open to it. I’m considering a mullet – but it takes a lot longer than a ‘stache – even for me." - Shaun Hill
http://www.49ers.com/pressbox/news_detail.php?PRKey=5237
Like the man said, we have the power to make this happen. I think its got legs, what do you think?
"I don't want to sound gay, but you've got a sweet ass"
I want this guy under centre...I don't know how Eric feels about it though.
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I hope he’s atleast put off getting a hair cut for a bit, so when decides to rock the mullet, he’ll have something to work with.
I think it would be awesome to see the entire O-Line with a mullet and stache. Especially if Rachal somehow managed to grow a mullet. At the very least, the team would get some national publicity for looking epic.
Would Jared Allen request a trade to the 49ers if they all grew mullets?
by Andrew Davidson on Apr 16, 2009 7:58 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Best line
“It’s not a superstition, it’s a lifestyle.”
by David Fucillo on Apr 16, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
you're right...
…in the least it would get the team/Shaun a little more explosure, and keep things light in the huddle.
Plus the “this guy is obviously nuts and has nothing to loose but his Camaro” intimidation factor.
explosure
I love that typo. It goes with all the things that are going on here—mullets, camaros, football, etc.
What I definitely know is that Jarron Gilbert got a lot more exposure due to his demonstration of explosion on youtube—hence you could say of him that he got a lot of explosure due to that youtube clip.
Throwback unis? Yes. Throwback afros? YES!
He could wear sunglasses
that allow him to see the aliens all around him…We could call him Rowdy Roddy Shaun….
hey, you asked for more bad movie references.
+190579
“They Live” – starring Roddy Piper. Sweet, Sci-Fi B-Movie. I remember loving that as a kid. So much better than the crappy movies he made with Billy Blanks.
by Andrew Davidson on Apr 17, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank god
I was starting to fear there was no one out there who knew what I was talking about. Piper + mullet = awesome.
I love this guy
he is hilarious and seems pretty chill – he should definitely rock the mullet in ’09
niners fans should too?
Dude, we’re not Raiders fans!
by David Fucillo on Apr 16, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
or more importantly
Cowboys fans. I don’t know about the mullet, but I think they should all rock some staches. The mullet thing could be HILLarious (yes…yes I did) if they all did it, but not just one guy.
I see what you did there.
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou. "He has some bat speed and the ball comes off the bat pretty well" - K.Law.
by BrianBokake on Apr 21, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
duhhh
i was implying about every niner fan, there are some niners fans that don’t know about this site you know. we gotta get the word out.
by onexmanxshow49 on Apr 16, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
actually...
…one of your editors is a Raider fan. Or more acurately, an ex-49er / ex-Raider / current 49er fan.
But whos keeping score…
I don’t care what he does with his hair as long as he keeps winning football games. Hill will be awesome this year, Go Niners!
by NINERSGRL on Apr 16, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Smith and Hill
How different are these 2 guys? Smith looks like a skinny prettyboy who lucked out at Utah with Urban Meyer while Hill was an unknown at JC, unknown at Maryland and still unknown now in the NFL.
Smith has a McMansion in the Los Gatos hills while Hill probably lives in a trailer at the stadium parking lot a la Rod Beck.
And yet both are pro QBs (I use the term ‘pro’ very loosely) and as I’m told good friends with each other in general. However, one will be carrying the clipboard next season and my gut says his name rhymes with myth.
Mo'ped Money, Mo'ped Problems
Please, Shaun, no!
Do the scruff thing, but you can’t grow out facial hair. Goatees, beards, and ‘staches are all out. Sure, it might look cool, but every time a QB grows out his facial hair, it ruins them! Take Neil O’Donnell, for example. Sure, he got to the Super Bowl while sporting a big ol’ beard, but look what happened when he got there! What about Daunte Culpepper? Doesn’t he have that tiny little ‘stache going on? How’d his career turn out? And Kerry Collins! Warren Moon (I think)! Jay Cutler! Brett Favre! See? Nobody with a ‘stache can lead a team to the playoffs. Or in the case of O’Donnell, a Super Bowl victory. Meanwhile, it’s the clean shaven – or scruffy – that can win Super Bowls. Joe Montana, Steve Young, scruffy-Favre, Mark Rypien, Jim McMahon, Tom Brady. See, it’s the non-bearded, non-moustachioed who really know how to win. Keep your TD:INT ratios, and show me a QB who knows how to shave!
So I voted NO to the ’stache! However, he can rock that mother during the offseason, no problem!
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
If Shaun Hill could be as successful as
pretty much any of those guys, that’s be cool. Kerry Collins took the Titans 13-3 last season, Daunte Culpepper has had his momnets in the sun. Last time I checked 13-3, home field advantage and a first week bye is quite a bit better than a 7-9 season. But that was the last time checked, which was weeeeeeks ago.
Wanna hear some music?
Totally disagree. I’m 40% positive that if you go back through the annals of NFL history, you’ll find those guys actually weren’t successful. And if they weren’t successful with ‘staches, then it stands to reason that Hill won’t be successful either. And I’m not just making this stat up, either. There’s probably a statistic out there that could back me up.
Basically, I figure it like this… Hill could complete 70% of his passes, throw for 4000 yards, 35 TDs against 6 INTs. So pretending like that were actually good enough to get us into the playoffs (I think we all know those stats suck), there’s no way we get past the first round.
But if he DOESN’T have the ‘stache, guess what? Those numbers are easily good enough to make the playoffs, and the lack of facial hair will inspire the troops! Shaun HIll is now a Super Bowl caliber QB, and we’ll challenge for that title!
Flawless logic, no?
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
You forgot Roethlisburger
He did pretty well with his beard and/or goatee
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
business in the front
party in the back
GIT R DONE NINERZZ BRAZZ
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
Stache
Definitely the stache. The mullet would be something like a the patriots had with the beards. Except mullets would be funnier
49ers WILL make the playoffs this year.
for a minute there I thought you said
Fooch-man-choo
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
Re:
this topic is really a breath of fresh hair, I mean air.
but I think Sugar Hill looks more like Bill Paxton.
When the aliens land and say, "Take me to your leader," I'm taking them to you Fooch!
hahah
+1
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
I don't know
If I’m happier that Shaun Hill might consent to this
…or that you worked in a picture from Orgasmo…major props
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