I have to give a huge tip of the cap to drummer for finding this on YouTube.  It might be the funniest most disturbing video ever.  I should have expected great things after reading the little info section on the YouTube page:

The dictionary defines a hero as "..., a man, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for his bold exploits, and favored by the gods."

When a hero leaves our town, he doesn't leave our hearts. Here's my tribute to the exodus of a hero.

If this isn't a sufficient reason to own a Joe Nedney jersey, well, I don't know what is.