Although this isn't much of a story I kind of found Rotoworld's commentary on the matter funny.

Singletary saw Crabtree doing sprints on the side of OTA practice before he was medically cleared, and forced the rookie to stop. Most impressive was Singletary's self control; he kept his pants on.

Could you imagine Singletary saying "Michael, you want me to give you something to cry about?" and then dropping trout? Too funny.