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our favorite team gets the "Why Your Team Sucks" treatment from Deadspin. Apparently some people just can't get over the fact that we owned the 80's.

5 months ago 09000d5d81426613_gallery_600_tiny 49erLou 9 comments 0 recs  | 

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It was your team that took 30 seconds to spike the ball at the 1 with 56 seconds left. It was your team that elected to run the ball on second down when they had no timeouts left and clearly should have passed. It was your team that got a break from the refs to review the play and then used the opportunity to call a failed dive play for Michael [site decorum] Robinson on the game’s final play.
Now they have the delightful Alex Smith-Shaun Hill diarrhea combo plate. You people are going to RUIN Frank Gore and Glen Coffee, you know that?
Talk to anyone who lives in San Francisco and they’ll adopt that uniquely arrogant, only-in-California attitude that they live in the most perfect place on [site decorum] Earth. “We go mountain biking! And we only eat locally grown produce! We could ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon if we ever tried!”

I laughed pretty good at these comments, knowing full well the writer is full of beans. At least it was a good chuckle (I think so anyway).

by Andrew Davidson on Aug 26, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

I would like to know wha inspired him to write this. It sounds like he hates a lot more than just the niners. However, I think we all can agree that the play calling for the last few plays of that game vs Arizona were terrible. Mind blowing in fact. I remember rolling on the floor. I think I wrent some garments.
Definately, the writer of the article needs some help.

by carbone on Aug 26, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's an ongoing series on the site

called Why (insert team here) Sucks. The Seahawks one was pretty funny as well.

http://deadspin.com/5342697/why-your-team-sucks-seattle-seahawks

and in his 4th season, VD broke through the wall, Niners fan rejoiced and all was well in the kingdom. Singletary 3:42

by 49erLou on Aug 26, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The first comment

Is completely true isn’t it? That was about the worst sequence of plays of all time… (exaggerating, but it was awful)

by Brendan Scolari on Aug 26, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally

the first statement is true, just the way he goes about explaining it makes me laugh.

by Andrew Davidson on Aug 27, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly what I would expect from a Deadspin article. Disdain and {expletive} cussing for the sake of disdain and {expletive} cussing.

by bignerd on Aug 26, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bizzar and expletive like a motha"expletive" lol

If you were to look up the definition for Drew Magary it would be a plethora of answers such as: apoplectic, enraged, foaming, fuming, furious, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irate, ireful, mad, outraged, rabid, riled, roiled, sore, steaming, wrathful, wroth, ranting, raving, stormy; bristling, burning, cross, huffy, livid, seething, smoldering, worked up, wrought, acrid, acrimonious, antagonistic, antipathetic, bitter, embittered, inimical, malevolent, piqued, rancorous, resentful, spiteful, vindictive, virulent; antisocial, cold, disagreeable, disapproving, distant, frigid, icy, ill-tempered, sulky, unfriendly, unpleasant; aggravated, annoyed, bearish, bilious, cantankerous, choleric, churlish, crabby, cranky, dyspeptic, exasperated, fretful, fussy, grouchy, grumpy, ill-humored, irascible, irritable, peevish, perturbed, petulant, put out, quick-tempered, snappish, testy, touchy; argumentative, belligerent, contentious, contrary, disputatious, ornery, pugnacious, quarrelsome and querulous.

After reading his loving “i joke” opinion of the 49ers organization I didn’t no whether to send him an email filled with retaliation and expletives or look through the yellow pages for a great psychiatrist so i could give Magary his/her number.

by StevenC on Aug 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

drew magary

he is responsible for creating this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcmoDbj3aM

he is free from my criticism.

by armchair middle distance runner on Aug 26, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WYTS Bears

Hey if you got a laugh out of the niner one, you have to read the one on there about the Bears, and no I will not be saying Da in front of Bears ever again just because of the article!

by Ten-Man on Aug 27, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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