Andy Lee Drinking Game
Play along as 49ers punter Andy Lee punts a hole into the Dallas Cowboys stadium scoreboard. What's better than a new $1.2 billion dollar stadium? Well how about a new $1.2 billion dollar stadium where the designers neglected to raise the scoreboard high enough to avoid the leg of the lonely punter. It's not every day you get to see David toss his stone to knockout Goliath. In this case the stone is the punted pigskin and Goliath is the swelling pride of America's Team's super stadium. Luckily for us, there is a drinking game that lets us all play along.
Fooch's Note: Just an amazing idea by bignerd! It's always entertaining to develop solid drinking games. Personally, I'd change "one shot" to "one drink of beer" or something like that. Otherwise, you're going to be passed out rather quickly, wouldn't you say? Or maybe that's the point given that it's preseason. Also, I changed the title to "Drinking Game" instead of "Shooter Game" so everybody's a little more clear on it. Enjoy...
The rules are simple. You need a shot glass and the drink of your choice. If any of the below happens during the broadcast of the 49ers vs Cowboys preseason game this Saturday than raise your glass and shoot the drink down.
1. One shot if the broadcast plays the clip of Titan's punter A.J. Trapasso hitting the scoreboard.
2. One shot if the broadcast plays a clip of Andy Lee hitting the scoreboard with a punt during pre-game warm ups.
3. One shot for every time the broadcast cuts to a shot of Jerry Jones just before an Andy Lee punt
4. One shot for every time Andy Lee punts the ball into the scoreboard.
5. One additional shot if the 49ers coverage team didn't even bother to pursue the kick knowing it was going to hit the scoreboard.
6. One shot if the broadcast cuts to Jerry Jones' uneasy face after Andy Lee punts the ball into his scoreboard.
7. Two shots if Coach Mike Singletary looks amused with Andy Lee punting the ball into the scoreboard.
8. One shot if any broadcaster makes an analogy between the new Cowboy Stadium and the Death Star.
9. One shot if Andy Lee is interviewed on the sideline during the broadcast and asked about punting the ball into the scoreboard.
10. One shot if any 49ers fan is spotted in the broadcast wearing an Andy Lee jersey.
11. Dallas punter Mat McBriar will be shot for hitting the scoreboard.
Update:
Thanks Fooch for the addendum of taking one drink instead of one shot, if you're not a hardcore drinker and want to be conscious before halftime.
In light of the new "Dallas do over" rule I thought it was appropriate to add one more rules to the list. (can also be called the "Jerry Jones is Roger Goodell's daddy rule")
12. One shot (or drink) if the broadcast explains the punt "do over" rule to the audience.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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This is awesome.
Here’s hoping we all get f%$#ed up!
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
by shlecko on Aug 28, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering
that the 1st two rules are pre-game…there might be some people that my miss the game because they are too wasted. Everybody knows that they will show the Trapasso punt about 5 times immediately followed by 5 Andy Lee pre-game punts. That’s 10 shots in at least 10 minutes!! Wow!! Sounds like fun!!
by sundaysfinest on Aug 28, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one...
… that was expecting some kind of rudimentary flash game?
by sfgfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
someone make it happen
this is like my favorite game ever
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Aug 28, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
at first I was like “pfft, this is too easy” then I was extinguished before I knew what was going on.
i have to stop now, because that game will get addiciting.
Tactics 100 is my favourite online “flash” game.
Someone does need to get an Andy Flash Game happening. Punt the ball into scoreboard as many times as you can, you only proceed if the play is a “do over”
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 28, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should...
make a flash game where u play P. Willis and try and injure a player by velocity and angle of tackle or something haha…
by Joshpreet on Aug 28, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ya, I should have known better
I wasn’t aware those flash games were so popular considering they are choked full of viruses.
by bignerd on Aug 28, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who out there is really stupid enough to install "FLASHGAME_RLY_I_SWEAR.exe"?
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
by shlecko on Aug 28, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the most epic
flash game of them all.
I still haven’t passed the first level, where you have to successfully remove all viruses from your computer, but I’m working on it!
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec'd
Awesome man. Wish this wasn’t a preseason game. I’d get some people over and play this.
by Kaizre on Aug 28, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Updated the title
I changed the title just a little bit so people were clear it’s not a flash game. I actually thought the same thing as the folks above for a while.
by Fooch on Aug 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Expand the rules from just kicking!
One shot when ever they show a T.O. Clip! Bonus shot if the clip is T.O. is in a Niners Uniform, 2 Bonus shots if he is putting the football on the cowgirls STAR! 3 Bonus shots if they show him gettig laid out by safety George Teague during his second attempt!
One Shot For every Turnover the 49ers Recover!
One Shots for every Sack the niners record, Bonus Shot if it is R(H)omo Sacked.
Wow We could get really plasterd with some of these rules!
by Ten-Man on Aug 28, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man now im even more excited about tomorrow night!
IM GONNA BE DRUNK!
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
by 49erLou on Aug 28, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is good
I’ve never been so excited about punting the football. This will add entertainment when I am generally pist off that we failed on third down….
I think I will need a half gallon. You know a fifth will not be enough.
Now do I drink tequila or whiskey?
by carbone on Aug 28, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is pure gold...
If only there were such a way to make punts this interesting every week.
by CraftyLefty2126 on Aug 28, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude this idea is a hit
check this out
http://deadspin.com/5348000/the-cowboys-scoreboard-punter-drinking-game
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
by 49erLou on Aug 28, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
'do over'
should run 5 sec off the clock if the visiting team wants it.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Aug 28, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the home team should be required to run a lap around the field
To mimic the gassing the punt coverage team experiences.
Brett Favre is the Kenny Powers of football.
by ninjasocks on Aug 28, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it!!!
I also love the picture and the Mcbrair comment.
by jonesin25 on Aug 28, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool stuff, bignerd!
The season begins in 3...2...
http://twitter.com/BloggingTheBoys
by Aaron Novinger on Aug 28, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will be at the game, so I will have to replace $2-3 chugs in lieu of shots.
The season begins in 3...2...
http://twitter.com/BloggingTheBoys
by Aaron Novinger on Aug 28, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what
you can’t sneak a flask into the game? ;)
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE A DREAM.....
……and that dream is to see andy lee kick that ball into the scoreboard……i would find that as funnyas wen T/O went to the middle of the dallas star n celebrated ahahha….this drinking game is sick immma be on drunk niner fan ahahaha GO NINERS
by BIG LOS on Aug 29, 2009 2:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they should...
make the Cowboys cheerleaders take off an article of clothing each time the opposing team’s punter hits the scoreboard. Won’t change rules/integrity of the game, but will definitely give opposing team/fans incentive to drill Jerry’s Jones dumb ass scoreboard.
by 9erfan4vr on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
haha I love it!
Sugar ... water .... and, of course, purple.
by what_the_crap on Aug 29, 2009 10:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Via Twitter
RT @MattMaiocco: Andy Lee nails Jerry Jones’ video board in pregame warmups. http://bit.ly/1KR6Vq
by supraman on Aug 29, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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