Caption This! Reg. Season Week 1 Style
You know what feels great? Mondays after a win. Instead of sulking around, getting [site decorum] from all my "friends" such as "Ahh, Niners lost again? At least you're used to it!" and "Wow those Niners are bad, why do you still root for them?" I get to strut around, wearing my brand-new Frank Gore jersey, happy as hell that my team (along with 1/2 of the NFL) is UNDEFEATED! Who cares about money-grubbing WRs and depressing stuff like that? 1-0 Baby!!
Let's continue this celebration juuuuust a little bit longer, because it's about time to focus completely on the Seattle Sea[site decorum]s. And to, more or less, close out this weekend of celebration, why not put a nice visual bow on top of this present with a brand new Caption This!
I know I put an old Caption This up with no voting round, but it wasn't that good of a picture anyways. THIS one, now this is a gem... To give everyone a little bit of background, that is Frank Gore and Chilo Rachal celebrating the go-ahead touchdown in the 4th quarter. A bit of different rules for the regular season, post your best caption for the photo above in the comments, then go back and Rec your favorite comments. Those with the most Rec's will make the final voting round. Cut-off for final voting will be tomorrow at midnight (pacific). Winner, as always, gets supreme internet kudos, but these kudos actually count, since it's the regular season (sorry all you old Caption This! winners)
So, Nation, for the first time this regular season... CAPTION THIS!
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Mr. Gore, live long and prosper.
by VigilanteSteve on Sep 15, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Not pictured, Darnell Dockett shoving Chilo Rachal into Frank Gore for a 3 yard loss on the run.
by bignerd on Sep 15, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Caption: WE LOVE WINNING THIS MUCH!!!!
Joe and Steve were under the same system for years... don't expect Smith to be super so soon.
by bayboy on Sep 15, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WOOOOOTERZ
1 – 0 IS PERFECT …. LITERALLY
!!!!! GO NINERS!
CAPTION SHOULD SAY
" HECK YA BABY!!!! 15 MORE OF THESE AND WE MAKE HISTORY!!!!"
Recognizing his own awesomeness, San Francisco 49ers’ running back Frank Gore tries to hug himself in a mirror.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Caption:
You know you make me want to (SHOUT)
Kick my heals up and (SHOUT)
Throw my hands up and (SHOUT)
Throw my head back and (SHOUT)
Come on now (SHOUT)
Don’t forget to say you will (SHOUT)
Don’t forget to say-ay-ay-ay-ay-yeah (SHOUT)
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“Hey Chilo, i’ve had to work so hard to get into the endzone, how do my pits smell?”
Frank Gore narrowly defeats Chilo Rachal in the weekly RBs vs Linemen high jump contest.
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Sep 15, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
photo captions
1.An element of the new/old uniforms that was not thoroughly thought out was the addition of velcro numbers.
2.The new uniforms come with their very own Baby Bjorn chest pack.
3. Frank Gore to Chilo, "How much did Steve Young get for these Toyota “Oh What a Feeling!” adds?"
by 4th and long. on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I rec'd ...
… but for the purposes of voting, I was reccing No 1 … (not that I necessarily hated the other two, 4th and long …)
by LondonNiner on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I rec’d the hell out of the first one.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For the first as well
when will the Kenny Thomas Reign of Terror end?!!??
by diehardkingsfan5 on Sep 15, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd for the 1st as well
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
caption
Now, flap real hard.
Truth has a well-known liberal bias.
by dianemarie on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Regarding the Professor's Gore jersey ...
… Fooch, if you’re reading, did you ever tell us which jersey you got? Did you go Andy Lee in the end? Apols if I missed the announcement.
still haven't decided
I wore my throw-back Montana jersey in the W so I’m holding off on anything new at this point.
by David Fucillo on Sep 15, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I had my Rice jersey on during the game...
I’m becoming superstitious about wearing current-players’ jerseys during the game.
(With the exception of my Garcia jersey)
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Sep 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I wore my brand new Gore jersey
Good thing it only jinxed him and not the team. I will go back to Montana next week, save the Gore for the Monday gloating.
Dude, don't back out, go Andy all the way.
Did you see how hard he was kicking the ball this past weekend? He was begging you.
one more caption from me
4. Conjoined at the ribs from birth, Frank and Chilo left the traveling circus and took their act into the NFL where they became the greatest player(s) in league history.
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Frank Gore found a way to kill the spider on Rachal’s chest without getting “gross bug guts” on his gloves.
Never forget: I am a complete idiot
by Exhibit G on Sep 15, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Nice
made me snicker
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Sep 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Offensive lineman Chiloh Rachal tries out his new run blocking technique against running back Frank Gore. The innovative technique proved successful, as Rachal held Gore to less than two-yards per carry on the day.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy watch in disbelief as they have been dethroned after the performance by Frank and Chilo got a perfect score from the judges.
by sundaysfinest on Sep 15, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec for blades of glory reference
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
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This began Chilo and Gore’s training in the synchronized celebrating event for the 2012 Olympics.
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Chilo Rachal can’t even block himself, as Frank Gore comes down with a forearm
Barry Zito: Mike Hampton with a guitar
El Tango
…de la muerte (de los Cardinales)
WON'T BE DENIED!
Gore never gave up and neither did the rest of the 49ers on Sunday.
Jimmy Raye wanted to call Gore up the middle on the extra point
"[Aaron] Curry is not a good pass-rusher" - Fearless Frog, 4/25/2009
“…I still don’t feel it.”
"I watch the Wings a lot," says Thornton. "They're the NHL's second-best team."
by Quid Pro Clowe on Sep 15, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Aaaaaaaaand JUNK BUMP!
"[Aaron] Curry is not a good pass-rusher" - Fearless Frog, 4/25/2009
by SSreporters on Sep 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I rec your signature
Kudos
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
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“I believe I can fly!”
by SanFranFan4Life on Sep 15, 2009 11:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
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“Frank you know that lifts are illegal on Dancing with the Stars Right?”

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