"Oh where or where had my little Frog gone"...
by drummer on Sep 16, 2009 10:06 PM PDT
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"Oh where or where can he be?"
Hello fellow 49ers fans. drummer here. I'm looking for my beloved little Fearless Frog. I haven't seen him around lately. The reason why I'm looking for him is, well, this weekend looms a bit huge, and since FF is our resident amphibian whose team is Seattle, I kinda would like to have him croak in on this weekends game. Froggy has been tossing his toungue out at the numerous flies about here during the pre-season, trying to get fat on his daily meals. We've been kind and very hospitable, but now is the time for him to come back and led us feed on his fat fried frog legs. That is what I plan to serve for this upcoming weekend, along with some Seattle Squab.
Froggy, this is the day we've been waiting for. Please come back. We need you.
Sincerely
Chef drummer.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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I'm gonna..
start a countdown to when Froggy responds.
Right now?
crickets
I’m even leaving some food out fer ya.
Well, we're waiting....
He’s been looming around but been busing writing a letter to Lofa Tatupu about playing more like Patrick Willis.
by bignerd on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure...
how this can be workable 9er humor. This is the sort of joke that can only be effectively pulled off by, say, a Yankee fan.
Unless it is pulled off by a Royals fan.
Last I checked the 9ers haven’t done much in quite a while. More Royal than Yankee are the 49er’s this millenium.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he is
“he’s a BEAST”…………..LOL
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
LOL...
We made need to rec this fanpost, just to get Frog’s attention. Not because it’s an epic thread.
At least not yet =)
Well, we're waiting....
can 2 or 3 people make it epic?
Well I suppose when it’s you and Geomak!
by David Fucillo on Sep 15, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I have a windshield full of bugs
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
OUCH!!..
LOL Fooch, feisty comment. I like that. Rec.
Come on, we’ve been good to Frog here, letting him have carte blanche talking all kinds of smack about our team. He’s supposed to be Fearless. I have a small bet with this, and I’m coming out of my crabby shell and going all out Homer here.
But we need Frog in here now.
Well, we're waiting....
Where is he? Did he say something that I fundamentally disagree with? Point me where! Now! Now! Do it now or I’ll kill you!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh snap!
Did Fooch just drop an ROFL-bomb?
I think so!
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Dammit..
I’m getting kinda pissed here, like Jules with Vincent asking me to massage his feet. Frog has talked a lot of SITE DECORUM here, and we’ve all went along, like it was cool and s**t. Now, the mutha has gone Lochness Frog on our ass.
WE SEE YOU LURKING. YOU CAN JUMP FROGGY. BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!!
Well, we're waiting....
Oh I'm sure...
You will soon. Don’t use all your bait now. Save some for later.
Well, we're waiting....
I did the same thing on Field Gulls and was banned.
“Part, fools put up your swords you know not what you do”
LOL
So I have my counter for Mr. Froggy swing the sword (Wu) blades collide (tang)
Wu-Tang. I’m ready for battle, get over here Froggy!!
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
Let's keep it somehwhat...
Less flamy. We want entertainment. We want Seahawk fan.
IT’S ON!!
Well, we're waiting....
Less Flamy?
you seem to be mistaken!!!
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
I'm starting to think..
“Fearless” Frog is getting a little skeered.
Come on dude, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!
Well, we're waiting....
He's posting on other posts
Coooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrd!!
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
Dammit...
I see Frog lurking here. Come on Froggy, I got something to make this interesting. Nothing big, just a little bet.
Well, we're waiting....
Alright, I've waited enough..
cap lock warning..
FROG. 27-17 49ERS!!
HILL SPREADS THE BALL OUT TO NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT THREE, BUT 6 DIFFERENT RECEIVERS ALL OVER JIM MORON JR’S SOFT, SLOW, WHACKED OUT DEFENSE. HE DOESN’T HAVE JULIAN PETERSON ANYMORE. PETERSON MADE MORA’S BONES HERE, AND HE MADE HIS BONES THERE. THIS WILL BE SINGLETARY’S SIGNATURE ASS BEATING. HE HAS BIGGER TEAMS TO BEAT. HE WILL OWN YOUR ASS, TELL YOU WHO HIS THE NEW SHERRIF IN THE NFCW, BRINGS HIS TROOPS LIKE RANGERS IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE SEATTLE SMELLS JUST AS BAD, AND THEY HIDE IN CAVES, JUST LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!! WILLIS WILL COMMAND AN ATTACK AN EXPOSE EVERY WEAKNESS THAT IS THE LESSER OF THE NORTHWEST CITIES. YOUR MUSIC SUCKS, WE HAVE BETTER HEROIN ADDICTS THAN YOU, AND WE KNOW HOW TO TREAT DEAD FISH. WE ARE FREAKIN’ SAN FRANCISCO. YOU STILL HAVE SCARS FROM BEING IN THE AFCW. RAIDERFAN BEAT YOU TO A PULP. BWAH! YOU HAD TO MAKE YOUR HELMET MEANER. THE ONLY THING WE FEAR OUT OF SEAGULL IS WHEN THEY CRAP. BUT WE BRING OUT FISHING LINES AND HOOKS AND MAKE THEM KITES, AND THE HIPPY DOUCHEBAGS IN SF TRY TO SAVE YOU, BECAUSE WE FEEL PITY. BUT YOU WILL BE DEAD THIS WEEKEND. WE WILL COOK SUNDAY SQAUB. YOU WILL HAVE MINI SAMURAI GOING BENEHANA ALL OVER MS. SISTER IN LAW OF THE VIEW.
YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO US. YOU WILL LOSE, AND LOSE HARD, AND ZERO HONOR.
Btw, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED SEAHAWK FANS, AND LOL’D WHEN THE RAIDERS OWNED YOU.
BAY AREA BITCHES FTW!!
There, I said it.
Well, we're waiting....
by drummer on Sep 16, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
This
Is Garbage.
The cake is a lie.
by Sultan of Seitan on Sep 16, 2009 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey now...
I can find more garbage, make it into Gold, sell it to your Mother, get her into a predatory loan, make my Market bubble and quota, because you it would help her credit score to buy you a new Scion.
Then, I leave it to creditors to handle my front, and party in Costa Rica at the Del Rey Hotel.
Well, we're waiting....
You never lie.
I can find more garbage
The cake is a lie.
by Sultan of Seitan on Sep 16, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
rec the hell out of this (site decorum)
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
LOL...
I was there when SEA was a AFCW team. They were Raider bitches then. Now, they will be ours.
Well, we're waiting....
Now?
You mean, after 8 years in the division and 5 division titles?
How many do your mighty 9er’s have during this era?
You get a coach and a win out the gate against a team with a 53 year old quarterback with a bum hip, 1 healthy receiver and you’re excited? Sweet.
It’s just gonna make this season that much longer and more disappointing for you…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And you think the Seacocks are going anywhere?
Especially with Matt Assholebeck? Aint happening.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Ahh.
that was… WITTY. I see what you did there. You took our QB’s name, which is Hasselbeck, and you used Asshole-beck, because it kinda rhymes, and replaced it.
Good stuff.
Although, he really isn’t much of an asshole. He’s actually a well spoken, thoughtful, witty interviewee who gives non- cliche answers.
But, that wouldn’t fit with your witty response.
And, no matter how you tally it up, Hasselbeck>Hill.
Have fun in the bottom half of the division this year.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow whiskey chainsaw some good stuff you got there.. too bad the NFL don’t give a rats behind about division titles sorry.. We beat the Cardinals in Arizona!!!.. You guys played this years version of last years Lions in Seattle and you think you have enough room to talk smack?? just who exactly do the Rams have besides Avery and Jackson?? yeah.. my point exactly.. and if Hasslebeck can throw 2 INTs against the Rams defense just think what the Cardinals defense will do to you guys.. its going to be so great watching you guys get crushed by a real defense
This Sunday...
Your team is going to lose a devastating home game to the team you should most fear in this division. AZ isn’t the toughest place to play in the league by a long shot. (You get a game there later, after all.)
The fact that you don’t see the probability nor the possibility of loss speaks of your arrogance and your lack of historical context. When was the last time your Niners beat a healthy Seattle team in a game that mattered to both teams?
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
the first game was in AZ
they come to our house next time
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
I meant...
when I said “You get a game there later” that the toughest place to play in the league is Seattle…
Sorry, I left a pronoun without a good home in that sentence…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ah ok thought you meant we play at AZ later in the season
my mistake
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
When was the last time my Niners beat a healthy Seattle team in a game that mattered to both teams?? Umm.. let me get back to you on that on Monday after the Niners are done putting Hasslebecks’ career 6 feet under.. But besides that, you seem to have not noticed how dominant we have become since Singletary has become our coach. He has turned this organization around. There are billboards of him all throughout San Francisco. He isn’t a Bill Walsh but he is sure one heck of a coach. You guys don’t have Holmgren any more. Jim Mora has been your teams’ coach for 1 game and it was against the Lambs in Seattle, So we’ll see who has the last laugh
Oh...
well, as long as there are billboards of him around the city.
Damn. Guess they can just call the game now…
Mora was needed. He can coach his ass off, he assembled a top notch staff, and he brought— like Singletary— fresh blood to a franchise that needed it.
And, it’s Hasselbeck.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 19, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
You should retract this statement
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
You are banned from Field Gulls.
You should retract yours...
this thread is dead. Your team won. Enjoy it.
But, be gracious in victory, and humble in defeat.
Or, earn permanent douchebag status by going the other route and being condescending in victory and bitter in defeat.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 20, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem bitter!!
Talk it and walk it!!
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
You are banned from Field Gulls.
Okay, as long as we are in...
“what have you done for me lately” mode…
You were 7-9 last year. Seven and nine. Seven wins. Nine NINE! losses. That’s, last I checked, more losses than wins.
That sucks.
I know, because I am a Seattle fan and we had to go through the 90’s, bad ownership and lots of losses.
But, I digress. Let’s concentrate on what happened last weekend. You won an uninspired game against a banged up team carrying the dreaded SB hangover. We won a game in which we had a horrible first quarter— and gave up no points.
Yes, the Rams started slowly this year. However, when was the last time there was “last year’s lions” ever? That was a season for the ages, and comparing anything to that is excessive. It’s akin to saying someone is “the next Jerry Rice” or Michael Jordan, or Boston Celtics or whatever. It’s a tired worn out phrase.
And I’d be careful throwing it so willingly out at those young Rams. Last I checked, you still have to play them two more times. What will that make you if you lose to them???
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
What will that make of you when the 49ers beat the Seahawks this Sunday?? NO more stupid excuses about injuries. Just say hi to the new Division leaders known as the 49ers, and zip your beak
Or...
on the flipside, what happens to you when you lose.
No excuses, you’ll have to admit that maybe Shaun Hill isn’t the answer, and Singletary is just another coach, not the second coming.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 19, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
wow original
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
oh so that’s why the Seahawks are so eager to beat the 49ers so they can have a taste of Singletary’s chorizo.. interesting..
lol
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Do I comprehend this fully? Are you suggesting your coach is going to pull his pants down to have the Seahawks perform fellatio on him?
That’s almost as classy as his original move of pulling the pants down in the first place.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, rip on the Seahawks all you want...
…but if you insult Seattle music then you’re simply an idiot. I hope Hendrix’s ghost haunts you.
My original post...
around 10pm PDT.
Frog?
If he shows up in any thread from here on, just post “Point to the Thread!!”
Well, we're waiting....
Just keep an eye on his profile
See where he is posting. He is obviously avoiding this thread, since he has checked out other FanPosts and FanShots…
Blind devotion.
by ProfessorBigelow on Sep 16, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What's the Frog worried about?
If he’s so Fearless anyway?
Besides, I’m not so sure this game is a lock for the 49ers anyway. I mean, yes, the team did generate a nice pass rush against the Cards, and won, but our run game was putrid.
We also allowed Hightower to set career highs in receptions and yards, something Edgerrin James or Julius Jones will make us regret if we allow the same to one of those backs.
by Andrew Davidson on Sep 16, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
If I had to venture a guess, I'd say he simply thinks himself above this thread.
I mean, if you were a grown-ass man, and some snotty 12 year old called you out to a school-yard brawl…you could show up and beat the crap out of him, sure. But what would that prove?
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
This thread is for..
The snotty kid who we let play in our front yard.
LOL, it’s not a pile on thread. It rivalry week. Jeebus, it’s been done a lot everywhere else.
Frog, get in here.
Well, we're waiting....
Most the jokes
in this thread really are weak sauce.
We are talking about a bunch of fans of a team that hasn’t seen a winning season since Steve Young was getting concussions talking smack about our team from a position of perceived superiority. I find it quite odd…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
uh the point of the post
is for Niners fans and Seahawks fan to make outlandish predictions and crack a few ridiculous jokes all in the name of fun.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Well, I put on my Homer hat..
Just because for at least one week, I have something at stake, albeit just a little fun bet to make to make this weekend fun here.
Well, we're waiting....
Hey Frog...
I’m proposing a little Sig Bet for this game.
If you guys win, you create a sig for me to wear for a few weeks. If the 49ers win, I get to choose a sig for you to wear for a few weeks.
First, post a few thoughts on the game. Go homer if you like. Throw a little lighthearted smack too.
I respect your opinions here. This is a friendly little rivalry thingy.
You in?
Well, we're waiting....
Yeah, I'm down.
No offense meant by posting until now, I’ve just been really busy and haven’t had a lot of free time. I didn’t even see this FanPost until today.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That's cool..
I used to do this with a rival Ram board at an old site years ago, like 1999. So you see how that kinda worked out for me then, lol.
Feel free to post when you have time here. If I could I can maybe edit this post so other SEA fans can join in.
Well, we're waiting....
Let's get this started.
Aaron Curry had a good game last Sunday, making Steven Jackson his personal senorita several times throughout the game. I expect he does likewise vs. SF, except he kicks it up a notch and begins the campaign of why he will be Defensive Rookie of the Year. An INT for him off a wounded duck by Shaun Hill after trying to escape a sack. Any runs up the middle will be engulfed by him and Lord Lofa Tatupu, though I expect Frank Gore to be hit in the backfield far while the manstud Brandon Mebane tosses aside Chilo Rachal and Eric Heitmann like he did before.
No Marcus Trufant, you say? No problem. Josh Wilson will have a pick 6, giving 49ers fans flashbacks of him doing the same vs. JTO in Singletary’s debut. Ken Lucas keeps that dinosaur Isaac Bruce in check, and Josh Morgan is a bum. Vernon “John Carlson already has a better career than I do” Drop’ems has no success at all in the passing game, and he’ll get his bell rocked. Adam Snyder is bitch-slapped around by any DE that lines up his way.
On offense, Matt Hasselbeck will make a joke of that secondary. Nate “80 million dollar free agent bust” Clements is going to get burned by slow-ass Houshmandzadeh at least once. John Carlson is going to have another receiving TD over that underwhelming shard of glass Manny Lawson. Patrick Willis is going to have a game high 14 tackles….Unfortunately, all are about 5 yards past the line of scrimmage. Julius Jones is going to rip another 40+ yard TD run, and Brendan Scolari will make another FanPost about how such an average RB shamed the defense that will garner another 400 comments.
The icing on the cake will be either Edgerrin James doing something or Seneca Wallace proving why he’s probably better than all 49ers QBs on the roster combined.
Score: I’m not sure, but I do suspect a shutout or at least holding the 49ers to under 10 points. “Fire Jimmy Raye” whispers are audible if you listen real closely into the San Francisco Bay ngiht…
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
So we post and post and he drops this down and no one says anything??
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
Be patient, padawan.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
if you read through this post
Patience wasn’t a virtue
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
I'm only 15% British...
but that was a bunch of bloody rubbish. . You were right on the talent of your players but you were wrong about the dominance part. The 49ers are a new team, an improved team, and we will hit your Sea-owls in the beaks and after that you won’t be yelling housh housh you’ll be yelling whooo whooo lol. The only good that will come for the Seahawks is that the grass stains on Hasslebeck’s back will match his uniform well ;).
Also if you consider Edgerrin James and Seneca Wallace icing on the cake I suggest you keep cake out of your plans for whenever your birthday comes cuz whomever eats it will most likely get food poisoning ha ha. . .
It will be a good game, both in the sense that there will be a grueling battle, and a well fought win by the 49ers =)
Good luck Frog you’re team will need it, on the other hand don’t wish the 49ers luck we have enough skilled players to ruin your pride. .
ps – - 49ers going to make you croak Mr.Frogger
Sea-Owls? Geez, at least make your nickname sound somewhat derogatory.
I’m down with being an owl, the fortyniners won’t even know what’ll hit them on Sunday.
Sea-Owls
I am with you on that Sea-owls not bieng very derogatory. of course sea-chickens is already over used, but the field gulls site has sea-cat picture for some stupid play they ran against the Lambs, so making make that in to Sea-Pussys might be a good nick-name!
I lived in the Seattle area for five years
I have tortured my roomate who is a huge Seattle fan with a pretty good nickname if I do say so myself. I never , ever refer to them as the seahawks, to me they will always be the She-c*cks. I have some other good ones as well:
Baltomore Orioles= Gloryholes
Kansas City Chiefs= Queefs
There is a pretty good one for the Buccaneers, but I am not touching that one
Okay I’ll give you a clue, replace the B with an F and throw a Qu in there somewhere. Anybody else have any good ones?
by SanFranSoldier on Sep 17, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd by a seahawks fan
And even I lol’d at the “she-cocks” name. Its so much better than those lame “sea + random word” names people make up, like sea-chickens or sea-owls, or seagulls, or whatever.
Baltimore Gloryholes, Kansas City Queefs, Tampa Bay F’in queers, genius as well. I’m sensing a theme.
At the Seahawk frozen game over Denver...
they called us “Wa-ter Chick-ens” in a chant. That was a solid effort.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It really was...
they did the Clap-clap—CLAPCLAPCLAP thing with it.
Kind of like HS cheerleaders with “Let’s go DE-fense, Clap clap-CLAPCLAPCLAP” (repeat as necessary.)
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Alex Smith pisses himself when he thinks of the Seahawks.
His career is essentially over because of absolutely getting destroyed in 2007.
Did you see the preseason??
We’ll put Alex Smith on special teams and have him smash Burleson, Forsett, and Wilson lol
"don’t wish the 49ers luck we have enough skilled players to ruin your pride. ."
Nah, I’d say the 49ers are about on par with the Lions as the least talented team in the NFL.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
dang man...
you should hook me up with them hallucinogens you’re on.. they got you trippin out like crazy… stay away from the magic markers dude lol
He's a frog.
He makes his own hallucinogens, and they’re quite powerful.
what you do now, round eye?
Shaun Hill would be a backup on every other team.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not on the Seahawks or the Cards
He’s not better than Seneca or Leinart and he doesn’t have enough upside to keep on the roster as a developmental player.
I didn't say he necessarily had to be second string.
Although you’re right, I’m set with Teel.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not true.
The Lions have more talent.
Matt Stafford, Kevin Smith and Calvin Johnson are a great young building point.
I would take them in a heartbeat over Shaun Hill, Frank (every year I get statistically worse) Gore, and Josh (pick me for a sleeper please!) Morgan. Not to mention Isaac (the Rams won the SB because they had better Christians) Bruce.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Statistically worse?
Who was that guy that use to play for the Seacocks? Lead the league in rushing? Got a huge contract then went crap? Oh that’s right! Shaun Overrated Alexander! Now that’s a guy who got statistically worse after hitting it big.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
There's a guy who truly was dominant. and not just a good player on a bad team.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So why is Frank Gore consistently getting worse...
he doesn’t have a huge contract as an excuse, nor a history of performing nearly as well as Alexander did for several years prior to the contract.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we’ll find out next sunday after he runs for over 150 yards against you guys .. bonggggggg!!!
Bonggggggg??!?!??!
Is that some SF burn capping exclamation?
Or is that just your creation? Not sure if the line was so brilliant that it deserved such a momentous exclamation.
150+ yards? Fine.
What happens when he goes for 152 yards, but you STILL lose. Bongggggggg!!!!!
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh. My bad.
Sweet. I actually had to look up the name of the actor that played “Jay” to catch the reference.
Sorry, I’m a tad rusty on my Kevin Smith written movie semi-obscure references. Shoot me.
When did Jay and Silent Bob become famous?
Oh yeah, about the same time the Niners were last any good.
Been a while, hasn’t it?
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Just giving you an explanation for something you clearly missed, and you turn it in to some super-original, heart-crushing diss against the 49ers.
You’re the man now. Dog.
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 18, 2009 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions
"just giving you an explanation"
but calling me a r-tard, pretty much opens up the floodgate again.
Had you just explained, but not been a douche in explaining, the thread would have died.
But no, you had to add an insult. Just returning the favor, tit for tat.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
since you’re a retard i think returning the favor would to just shut up and stay in the place he put you in
What?!!?
“Would to just shut up” ??? what does that even mean?
If you are going to call someone else a tard, you better damn well do it in a grammatically correct sentence.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 19, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Misunderstanding over the internets strikes again!
Sorry, I was channeling my inner Randy Marsh there. In the South Park where they make fun of WoW he gets called an “R-Tard”.
It’s more of a play on how dumb what we’re doing right now is, if that makes any sense.
However, and I may be interpreting your tone wrong, I do not appreciate your snarky attitude towards Jay and Silent Bob. They rule! Bonggggggg!
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 19, 2009 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree...
Clerks was simply incredible when it came out.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 19, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Good game today
You were right. What a talentless bunch of lumps. Good thing the Lions put on a clinic against the Vikings.
Hindsight is awesome. You, my friend, must feel pretty deflated right now. If 5 Super Bowls aren’t an argument, than neither are the past 7 years. Thus, all we can look at is the last head-to-head matchup.
I think we all know how that went.
Great work, Niners.
You won your home game vs. the Hawks.
If you are going to win the West, that’s a requirement. If you are going to compete, it’s still the requirement.
You are SUPPOSED to win against the Hawks at home.
You won against the Hawks minus Hasselbeck, Mebane, Tatupu, Hill, Sean Locklear, not to mention Tru and Big Walt. Sweet win for you. Kinda sucks though, that it was the HOME GAME against us, and we ended up so banged up that we still have some solace knowing we get a rematch at home with the hope of having most if not all of those guys for the rematch.
I’m not making excuses through injury. The Niners won. Frank Gore broke two HUGE runs, and the general flow and momentum of the game definitely favored your team. HOWEVER, if this game makes you feel confident that the division is yours, well, enjoy that feeling while it lasts. I live in Denver right now, and at 2-0 with wins against the Bengals (on the luckiest play of the decade) and the lowly Browns, there are Bronco fans that seems to think they are “for real” this year.
It’s a long year.
Enjoy the win. But be ready, you still have to come to our house, and you’ve got a hungry and rejuvenated Arizona team licking its chops for a rematch.
It’s gonna be a long year, may the best team win.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 20, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We beat you in your house last year
And you had all of your guys minus some WR’s. Live in fear. AZ killing Jak yesterday shows how good the 9ers D really is.
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Seattle, unfortunately is the only team in the division I worry about!
Hasslebeck has been on and their running game looked good ( against the Rams)
The Protection will break down around Hasslebeck but he will still put up 3 td passes. J Brown’s missed fiel goal is the omen. Sing will avenge his first loss as interim coach. Davis will have 100 yds receiving and Gore wil erupt on the ground.
9ers 30 Seahoes 24……Overall it will be a good game and it will be close. 3 to’s for Hasslebeck! Lofa will not finish the game!
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"Davis will have 100 yds receiving"
That would mean Vernon Davis could actually catch. As it is, he hands of stone and thus, can’t. ;)
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see a drop last week
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I saw ONE
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
One drop
Five catches, forty yards and no TDs?
That doesn’t sound right. That’s not the kind of production you expect from the 6th overall pick in the draft, three years in.
and that one be the only TD Gore has.. heck we might even mix it up and let Coffee get a TD or 2 in as well ;)
I would too if I played for the 49ers. It's not a secret why Crabtree
is entering next year’s draft.
No, because San Francisco is where young talent goes to die.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
of course..
all the talent dies in good ol’ San Francisco since we’ve only been to the Super Bowl 5 times and i think we won about…. 5 times.. that just doesn’t cut it, no talent… pshhh yeah right.. Look at the seagulls.. if San Francisco is where young talent goes to die than Seattle must be where all the dead talent lives cuz you’re seagulls have been to the Superbowl how many times and one a goose egg amount of times lol..
Super Bowls
Because the Seahawks are definitely on the verge of heading back. I’ll take 5-0 in Super Bowls over 0-1 and crying about the refs.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
if you say so
It’s a brand new season, so we’ll see.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
carry...
If the offense does what it’s supposed to do, he hopefully won’t be in a position to have to carry the team. He does need to make plays, but not so many as to have to put the team on his back. Obviously things don’t always work out that way, but I do think he can be the QB on a playoff team.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fooch, I think you're missing the point of this thread.
You’re making rational statements in a fanpost that’s full of empty trashtalk and nonsense.
I’ve tried to start a few comments, but realized I’d be making the same mistake punching them through. This is why I’ve mostly stayed out of all of this.
We’re just not cut out for garbage banter, I think =(
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
comments
Yea, most of it is empty trashtalk. But mine was actually in response to a comment prefaced by “In all seriousness.”
by David Fucillo on Sep 18, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I would really like to see how you justify this. Seriously.
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 18, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
So?
I agree with you that the Seahawks have more talent now, but it’s all relative. They still suck in regards to the rest of the league.
Also, a good portion of your starting offense is either at or approaching 30.
So, while I agree with you that they might have more talent now, I do not agree that their chances of winning the Super Bowl are “undoubtedly higher” than the Niners. It’s like saying the Diamondbacks chances of winning the World Series are undoubtedly higher than the Padres.
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 19, 2009 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, because Hill has proven that he can step up and lead a team offensive.
Oh wait, he hasn’t
Hill didn’t start the season numbnuts.. this year he will start all the games. . he is 8-3 as our qb so far. This year he is 1-0 about to be 2-0 this Sunday. Hasslebeck couldn’t win a SuperBowl
I'll take a Super Bowl appearance and perennial playoff contender this decade over being the 2nd worst team of teh decade.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Riight....
Keep hanging onto that. And actually the 9ers aren’t the 2nd worse team of the decade get your facts right.
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I'm sure you'd know much
about basement dwellers, considering the niners have been one
for the entire 21st century.
Oh really
And how long were the Seacocks basement dwellers prior to their pitiful Super Bowl appearance?
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What happened to...
“what have you done for me lately.”
So, let me get this straight. You can invoke the 80’s and 90’s as a niner fan, but we hawk fans can’t invoke the past 8 years of the new millennium (not to mention the new NFC West). However, you can re-invoke the 8 90’s to talk about how bad we were years ago.
A couple things have changed since our down years and your glory years. One, the NFL put a cap in, so Eddie couldn’t just buy you championships anymore. Second, we got a new owner, Paul Allen. You’ll notice since Paul’s owned the team, we’ve become quite competitive on a consistent basis. So, the old history really doesn’t matter. All that matters is the current NFC West alignment, and in current itmes, in the current alignment, you are the weak sister of the division.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
WRONG
All that matters is the ass beating the Niners are gonna put on the Hawks come Sunday.
And another thing.. WE can invoke the 80’s and 90’s because those are our GLORY years. And by glory we’re talking about 5 SUPERBOWLS. The Seahawks have no glory years, so that’s why there’s nothing to talk about. Please get at least one Lombardi Trophy and we’ll talk.
by mr. instigator on Sep 18, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the year before we won the division (and beat you twice)
Year before that one: 10-6, beat you twice again. So…not very long.
I knew some loon would eventually bring in the Super Bowl wins.
Keep living in the past, what are you a Dallas fan?
How many busts have the 49ers drafted since Rashaun Woods?
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you said Frisco is where talent goes to die, so I wanted to prove to you that Seattle has more dead talent than Frisco ever will.. look at Bill Walsh ‘RIP’.. people throughout the NFL still look up to his teachings after his passing.. he is literally dead talent, but by god he was one of the most talented coaches in the history of NFL football and he wasn’t a Seagull is was a NINER through and through. So what if i like to recall awesome Niner history, but no matter how many probowlers you have on the Seagulls it doesn’t mean nothing other than the fact that even with a bunch of good players you the Seagulls still can’t get it done.. The 49ers look at those 5 superbowl trophies and intensify their wanting to get to number 6.. its kind of hard lookin at an empty wall to get pumped up isn’t it haha
pre-empting folks
Frisco is a town in Texas
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
San Francisco is also a city in Brewster County in Texas, and it’s a city in Costilla County in Colorado, it’s also a city in Puerto Rico.. I get your point but It’s just slang for San Francisco
frisco
I think it’s howtheyscored who points it out, it’s just people from around here (I’m not from the Bay Area originally, or even now I suppose) hate the term Frisco. It was more a joke for if howtheyscored sees this comment.
I’ve actually seen a laundromat in the city named “Don’t call it Frisco” laundromat.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Lower Haight, right? ...
Yeah, Frisco is old hat. San Fran or SF is what I use.
Well, we're waiting....
Yeah those loons!
So crazy to bring up the Niner’s rich history and Superbowl winning tradition. What a bunch of lunatics we are, proud of winning 5 Superbowls. Bah Humbug!!!
by mr. instigator on Sep 18, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Those Super Bowls didn't save you from 6 CONSECUTIVE LOSING SEASONS.
Soon to be a 7th.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
And the refs didnt save you from losing the SB either
I’d say soon to be a 2nd but you guys arent even going to sniff the SB.
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eith a penalty on the drop
Yeah it’s funny how you trash our QB and expect him to have multiple thousand yard receivers. Make up your mind.
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Actually I'm calling your secondary soft!
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Your team is starting someone named Shawntae Spencer.
You can’t accuse anyone’s secondary of being soft.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't say ours was or wasn't
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You're right, maybe I'm being too harsh on Shawntae.
…Considering the biggest wussy on the 49ers is actually on offense, aka the guy drafted 6th overall that Grandpa Raye is going to try to coach into a respectable starter ;) ;)
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
we drafted #1 in 05
haven’t been in the top five since, how about you?
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How many superbowls did you win in that timeframe
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How many postseason appearances have you made in that same time frame?
How many times have the Seahawks handed the Niners their asses on a platter in the last 6 years?
You gotta realize that ripping in to the Vernon Davis pick isn’t going to strike any chords with any real Niner fan. We blew it. We blew it on Smith. We blew it on Rashaun Woods.
We know these things, we’re not retarded.
LOL Remember how bad Shaun Alexander got? Lol. No one knows what he looks like anyways. Dude, remember how you had Shaun Alexander and then he got really bad? Remember that? Remember how he got the Madden Curse like 5 years ago and completely fell off the face of the planet? OMG! Shaun Alexander rofl
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 18, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
As a matter of fact, I am!
It’s such a shame the 49ers don’t have anything remotely resembling one on the roster, or else I would have reason to watch them. The only time I noticed Nate Clements last season was because he was getting trashed by that relic T.O. and him getting his blocked for 40 yards by Koren Robinson, paving the way for Julius Jones’ and Leonard Weaver’s TDs.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The safety messed up that play I watched it
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don't know but the safety blew coverage
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Uh-huh.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wow we agreed
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fitzgerald
He handled his business against Larry Fitzgerald.
by David Fucillo on Sep 16, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You have 1 mediocre corner and 3 that wouldn't make active rosters elsewhere.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh please
Ken Lucas was cut from the Panthers because he couldn’t even pick off Jake Delhomme during practice.
Ken Lucas is as good as Nate Clements.
For pennies on the dollar.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
With Nate Clements, the 49ers are contending for a bottom 10 secondary.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
In front of Seattle though
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We have something called a pass-rush.
And can actually use it on teams that don’t start that scrub Mike Gandy and that bust Levi Smith.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
ok you have a good pass rush...but
who do you have worthy enough to guard Fitzgerald, Boldin, and Breaston??
no one had to he didn’t play but all 3 of them will be extremely healthy by the time they play the Seagulls, thats why i’m asking, so who will cover those three?? oh and if you want to make it easier on yourself.. i’ll just give you boldin and fitz to cover so who will cover those two?
OIC
The SF secondary is fabulous because they can double-team Fitz and cover an injured Boldin, but the Hawks’ sucks because they might have to deal with a Fitz, a healthy Boldin and a healthy Breaston.
Sorry, I didn’t understand you the first time. I had a hard time hearing over your homerism.
by ninjasocks on Sep 17, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess that makes our teams even.. you played the worse team in the NFL their only upside is Stephen Jackson and they have no O-line so there is basically no upside.. the only difference is that Hasslebeck is great at throwing INTs and when a team has no defense Carlson looks decent.. this week will put Clements and Spencer will shutdown Housh and Burleson just like Fitz and Boldin, and there rest of our D will shut down Carlson and Hasselbeck.. Jones may get lucky enough to get a few check downs like Hightower but other than that it will be pure domination by the 49ers :)
That’s simply not factual.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You must not watch the 49ers Froggy
last week we shutdown Boldin and Fitzgerald pretty damn well. so I’m sure we can do the same to Housh and Carlson and we’ll turn Jones into another Hightower and let him get away with check down passes, but that’s about it for your offense, other than Hasslebeck being rushed a handful of times and sacked 3-4 times… also this sunday is a special day for the 49er organization.. we’re going to be honoring DeBartolo, Jr for all of his outstanding achievements for this organization and we’re going to be fired up and Singletary is going to have our guys running rampage on the Seagulls
You mean the Boldin that was injured and immobile? The Fitz that was blanketed because all the
other good Cards receivers were out.
Breaston was afraid to get punched in the mouth
He elected to sit out and pad his stats for Seahawk games.
49ers fans trying to tell me overrated ass P Willy is good in coverage because
he intercepted a pass intended for JERHEME URBAN. What a beast.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
he intercepted a deflected pass against your Seagulls and took it all the way for a TD which led us to a win in SEATTLE!! woop woop lol
Off of a deflected ball from a stree free agent WR.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
lol taking it back 86 yards takes some skill
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
JTO
Whats bad is that the Hawks let JTO Suckavin beat them. That alone is sad.
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That is sad, admittedly.
Our backup QB-led team crushing the 49ers six weeks later took a little of the sting off though.
I strongly feel Wallace did better than Hasselbeck would've
It’s the 9ers. They play well against starting QB’s and get killed by the backups. It’s been that way for a long time going back to having Garcia and TO lol.
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Playing a deep coverage to stop the Cardinals WRs and an excellent pass-rush results in plenty of check downs to a RB. It’s called football.
by InTimmyWeTrust on Sep 18, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
you talk dumb trash dude..
who do the rams have ?? ok your team won 28-0 against the rams.. your team played a team that would probably get beat by Fresno State and you are trying to make excuses for Fitzgerald and Boldin and Breaston..
you played at home against the Rams .. we played in Arizona against last year’s NFC Champs.. We shut down Kurt Warner and we threw 0 INTs against a beast defense in a hostile environment.. You guys threw 2 INTs in the first quarter against the Rams defense and thats will all your STARTERS =) so much for starters ay lol
Beast defense? Arizona? Did I just see those words used in the same sentence?
Excuse me while I die of amusement.
Apparently, both SF and ARI have the best run defenses in the league
Or they just have ineffectual run games.
As in
“Arizona and San Francisco run the ball like 3rd-string over-the-hill situational running backs.”?
Yeah, that sounds about right. 30 yards on 22 carries is a little less than Edge would pick up in short-yardage scenarios, but its not too far off.
die of amusment??
after the Seahawks beat the Cardinals in Arizona you may die of amusment. but until than be prepared to get shut down
ha sure..
Hassleback is about one missed door step away from ruining his back for life and he has to put up with getting stepped on by Willis, Smith, and our wonderful line who has been doing oh soo well ;)
sigh
Hasselbeck, who has consistently shown the ability to jump back to pro bowl caliber after injury riddled seasons.
the only 49er pride that will be lost will be by the fans who have time to turn on the tv and watch the 49ers destroy the Seagulls
You're right, lost from watching niners players after the game
taking out their anger on innocent seagulls and pigeons on the way out of the stadiun.
Spencer is a very good corner when he’s healthy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, we could start a down comforter and a spoonful of marshmallow fluff against the Niners
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcwest/post/_/id/5134/nfc-west-injury-situations-that-matter-18
Seattle probably will not miss injured starting cornerback Marcus Trufant this week simply because the 49ers do not appear committed to a diversified passing attack.
It doesn’t matter if we can’t defend your receivers because you can’t pass anyways.
WE CAN PASS ASK MCFADDEN AND CHROMARTIE
We just don’t!!
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haha we can't pass??
You think Jimmy Raye used all his weapons last week?? well let’s see the Seagulls put 8 in the box while we have Bruce, Morgan and Davis running slants and out patterns and getting 20-50 yard catches while you’re team is having a house party in our backfield lol
woah 70-0
don’t talk to us about your fantasies and wetdreams dude keep that to yourself.. you should change your name to Dorothy and buy yourself some red-heels, click 3 times and maybe your wish will come true fairytale-man
You're right man. I'm sorry, That was unrealistic.
100-2 final score. In the final seconds of the match, Hasselbeck runs back to the Seahawks
edzone and takes a knee, giving the niners two pity points.
He may keel over and die
After he burns you for another 150 yds.
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The 49ers "weapons" are as dangerous as a butterknife.
Lmao, nice Jason Hill bust. Lmao, nice Vernon Davis bust. Lmao, nice fossilized Isuck Bruce.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s not really true. His problems have never really been drops. Shortcutting routes? Sure. Alligator arms? Sure. Shying away from hits? Sure. Dropped balls? Not really a problem.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You get the hell out of here with that logic.
This is for mindless trash-talking only!
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
and you get an A+
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Nothing like...
a fan claiming a player who has done nothing but underachieve will have a career high in the biggest game of his career to date.
I predict, then, that Nate Burleson will have 11 catches for 197 yards, 3 TD’s and a 4th TD on a punt return.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict, then, that Nate Burleson will have 11 catches for 197 yards, 3 TD’s and a 4th TD on a punt return.
Well I predict you lose your significant other after the Niners bash you and you crap your pants!
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"Gore will erupt on the ground"
Maybe he should try running for a change. He can’t get away with 30 yards on 22 attempts every game.
In all fairness to Gore, that's not even his worstperformance in the last several seasons.
2008 @ NYG statline:
11 yards on 11 carries. 1.0 YPC. Beast.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
AP turned in 14 carries for 3yds vs the 49ers
So What??
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Too bad Chester Taylor had over 100 in the same game.
Tsk, tsk.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Julius jones turned in 6 carries for 9 yds last time we faced the seagulls
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Such a shame that despite that, you guys still couldn't prevent a 240 lb FB from receiving for 120+ yards and 2 TDs in the same game.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bigger shame was we lost to your team with all those damn people out
I need a cigarette that was depressing
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You had them when we bet you last year
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I mean beat
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Not really.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not? your starters played and you lost
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Our top 4 WRs were out to start that game, including 2 on IR
We put our backup QB in as a WR and he got injured in warmups. A fifth WR (Logan Payne) got injured in the first drive and ended up on IR.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008179723_apfbnseahawksreceivers.html
The injuries left unproven Courtney Taylor as the leader of a three-man receiving group that included Billy McMullen, who was signed earlier this week, and Michael Bumpus, who was signed off the practice squad on Saturday. McMullen wasn’t even expected to play as Seattle planned to use Wallace and Bumpus as their Nos. 3 and 4 receivers.
We also had a few other injuries (Rob Sims tore his pectoral muscle) and still took you to overtime.
Who? Leroy Hill?
Why don’t you tell me the last time he’s played a full season? How many snaps was he in on Sunday when we shutout the Rams?
Leroy Hill could play injured in week 2 and he'd still be more effective than that useless waste of space named Manny Lawson.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny will show you a waste of space
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Did he learn that from Coach Sing?
“Hey guys, stop losing!”
Drops pants.
“Check out my ‘waste of space’”
No he dropped his pants and said Coach Mora men have these
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by rlott#42 on Sep 16, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Men have lacey undergarments?
Suspicious growths?
Tattoos of butterflies and the Jonas Brothers?
by ninjasocks on Sep 16, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He already has...
the past couple seasons.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The 49ers can't.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The seahawks don't have a better d than the niners
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Our d is better and we won't be lucky enough to play them week 1
Next time you play them you won’t!
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I wouldn't take ONE player on the Niners D over the Seahawks starters.
It reeks of busts. Kentwan Balmer? Bust. Shawntae Spencer? Bust. Manny Lawson? Bust.
Your db's scum of the earth!
Never paid attention to your drafts, but Kierney wasn’t one of them, and he came via FA!
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You're really good at being wrong
We drafted Tatupu, Hill, Mebane, Curry, Wilson, Trufant and Lucas.
And you mispelled Kerney.
And other than Tatupa Hill and Mebane
None of the others are good! Curry has a lot of potential but willis is better than all your picks!
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Josh Wilson not good?
I’ll remember to quote your statement after he sacks
Shaun Hill and intercepts him twice.
Willis is just an overrated Jonathan Villma.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
how dare you compare those too.. you’re so dumb… Willis ran a 4.50 40 at the combine on a partially torn anterior cruciate ligament and that time was still the fastest of the linebacker group, he benched 225 22 times, and on his pro-day he ran a 4.38 40… he was compared to Jeremiah Trotter.. In Willis’ rookie year he shut down the Vikings RB Peterson to 14 carries for 3 yards and Peterson stated this after the game “I got hit pretty hard and glad that [Willis] is on the NFC team in the Pro Bowl”, Peterson stated in the post-game press conference. In his rookie year he finished the season leading the NFL in tackles with 174 and he also had 4 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 7 tackles for loss, and 5 passes deflected. Last year he even scored his first touchdown which was for 86 yards “thank you Seattle” ;).. and he has been to the Probowl twice and is going for a third time this year.. so put that in a pipe and smoke it Froggy
Too bad he couldnt even stop that scrub Chester Taylor.
Or even Julius Jones, for that matter.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this Kierney
you speak of?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lawson
Too soon to call him a bust considering his second season was lost due to an ACL tear.
by David Fucillo on Sep 16, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hasslebeck played
Your so called defense played and your tight end played, so quit crying. You played us with a hc that had 4 days to prep with an OC that was a total idiot, not to mention the QB that never earned the starting job it was given to him!
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All these excuses
But you claim the win without him so suck it up babies!!
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John Carlson layed waste to your secondary in that game.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
this sunday Carlson will be a waste of a starter TE for anyone who has him starting on their Fantasy team lol
Fixed
this sunday season Carlson Davis will be a waste of a starter TE for anyone who has him starting on their Fantasy team lol
People..
still carry him in fantasy leagues and consider him startable?!?!
What are we talking about, here? All those owners in 12 team leagues that have to start two TE’s?!???
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not sure if you understand what the term "starters" means
You had a healthy team, homefield advantage and a crippled opponent but you couldn’t close the deal until overtime.
If he's injured and will use it as an excuse don't take the field!
I know Branch has you convinced that this is a women’s sport.
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Was it a W
And was it part of the addition that had us 7 games to your 4?
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Enjoy that recollection...
as it feels good doesn’t it?
Remember it well, because after Sunday you’ll be in our rear-view mirror for another 5 years.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thing is...
When we beat your Seacocks sunday I’m sure you guys will blame the loss on the refs. Isn’t that kind of your guys MO since that worst Super Bowl ever?
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Dude...
I’ve never met a neutral fan who thought it was a well officiated game.
But regardless…
A) you wont win
B) we really don’t complain about bad officiating with the exception of that game
C) what’s your MO since we’ve been the team of the division, while we were winning 4 straight division championships?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You forgot the Jets game where Testaverde
ran up the middle and got stopped a few yards short, but was it was
called a td anyways. I still complain about that one.
yeah...
but we don’t complain too much about that now.
It only cost us a playoff entry, as opposed to a SB…
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Try winning 17 Divisional championships...
…then we’ll talk about that. In fact try winning 5 in a row.
I was pulling for you guys and it’s unfortunate the refs through the game. But get over it. Make it to another Super Bowl so you don’t have to cry any more about the one that got away.
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Wow.
I just realized where all this west coast bias against the NFC West comes from.
You were winning those against the Rams (who had a couple small runs), the falcons when they rivaled the Cardinals for long term worthlessness, and the Saints who had their first ever winning season in like what, 1993?
We’ve been here for, what? 8 years and have won 4 divisionals?
I’d say we’re off to a pretty good start in the NFC.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cards were in the NFC East back then
Yet again you don’t know what youre talking about.
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Wow, re-read what I said...
I didn’t say the Cards were in the NFC West.
I said, essentially, that the Falcons rivaled them for ineptitude.
I don’t remember the Falcons ever being any good when I was a kid, and I’m 34. I do remember them being in the NFCWest at that time, which confused the hell out of me…
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically...
“I don’t know what I’m talking about” (even when I do) and you can’t pass a literacy comprehension test.
Point, Seattle.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Either way
the 9ers are the still the best franchise in the NFC West. Even the lousy Rams have a head up on your Seacocks and they are horrible. Give it up.
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That
doesn’t even make any sense.
Are you talking present, past, or future?
Prior to 2000 when we got there, we could care less. That’s when you had your zenith. The Rams and Hawks have owned the division since then, with last year’s Cards finally getting invited to the dance. As far as I’m concerned, until your team actually wins a division title in a year that has a 20xx in it, you’re still the fat kid with glasses sitting on the side of the dance hall hoping to get lucky.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I believe I was referring to...
every Niner fan since 2000, when the Seahawks entered the NFCWest and it mattered tous.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll trade..
our next 20 years for your first 20, and they we can line things up and see where everything sits. As it is, it’s an unfair comparison.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh its very fair to compare
The 9ers overall are better than the Hawks and thats all there is to it.
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I don't remember sports
beyond 5 years ago.
Sorry. Didn’t happen, our history is better.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Malted...
hops and bong resin, my friend.
RIP, Chris.
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I can't hear you...
wait… these Superbowl banners are in the way… can’t hear anything behind them. Must have smothered all that barking outside. Let me move them out of the way.
… What were you saying?
by muahawhawhaw on Sep 19, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
deion branch still injured from 07
Beast
LOL
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Yeah, Branch is competing for the 3rd WR spot
And we have a franchise TE that takes away catches from him too.
branch is injured
and he is a mini beast!!
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Josh Morgan is completely healthy.
He just sucks to the tune of less than 25 career receptions.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Martz didn't want him on the field
And he was hurt last season. branch had 53 catches in 13 games with Hasslebeck at the helm(2006) 49 catches in (2007) and 30 catches in 2008 and NONE last season. He has a legitimate QB and those games are all starts and Morgan didn’t cost us a 1st round pick. Oh yeah Branch is a BEAST…………………LMFAO
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"and Morgan didn’t cost us a 1st round pick"
Right, which is predictably why he’s invisible when he takes the field.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
"Martz didn't want him on the field"
I can’t blame him at all. No wonder the 49ers fired him, they’re allergic to good coaching.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is branch invisible from the field, he's a beast right?
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When he is healthy, he's a beast.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d80d1d556/WK-14-Deion-Branch-highlights
A good example versus the PATS last year.
0 thousand yard seasons
0 seasons over 5 TD’s, Morgan got 3 in 1 start and 12 games played
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when he’s on the field
That’s because he’s often injured.
And lol, he had a season with like 999 yards.
OK
Can I subtract 999 from 1000 and have a number above 0 left? I’ll help you under 1000 is under 1000. STILL 5 td’s a season high? Not a beast especially if he isn’t healthy!
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You didn't watch him tearing up the Pats D, did you?
Perhaps a 49ers receiver could do the same…against a Div III college secondary
But Morgan knows how to win...
he won 7 games last year!
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sad thing is...
that rediculous trade for Branch was a move only Al Davis would make. You sure he isn’t running the Hawks too?
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Uhm...
Crabtree.
The Hawks pick was end of the first round. Crabtree was 10th. He still hasn’t signed, right?
Or am I not up on current events.
So… basically, you are burning us because we have a WR who we picked up for a late first rounder who hasn’t been able to stay healthy. Meanwhile, THIS YEAR, you drafted a guy with an injury problem AND an attitude problem, not to mention questions about his work ethic and ability to separate at the NFL level, and you are mocking our trade.
Okay, just checking to make sure I’ve got that one right.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Fearless does
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Apparently you're comfortable with idiotic homerism!!
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Branch would easily be the #1 receiver in San Francisco.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And he would still be the best WR on the team.
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by Fearless Frog on Sep 16, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt it
He can’t block and sucks at special teams. He might get a hang nail when Singletary orders him to punch someone in the mouth.
Isaac Bruce has more receiving yards than Deion Branch has seconds sitting out injured.
You have a short bus to take your players home
He obviously fits right in. Hey Hasslebeck get your tongue off that window
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with a bad hammy I doubt it
Bruce and Morgan would be him out, actually he wouldn’t make our roster he’s fragile. the nutcracker would retire him!
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The only person Bruce would "beat out" would be Moses
who owes him a couple of shekels from back in the day.
by ninjasocks on Sep 16, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
153yds on your secondary
Beat out all those bums!!!!
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Moses . . . cough, cough . . . T.J. Houshmandzadeh
You guys could have saved yourselves a lot of money and moved backup center Steve Vallos to WR, he’d at least bring more speed to the position.
Just like Fitz I suppose?
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Our pass rush isn’t going to give him 7 seconds to run 10 yards into our secondary.
Aubrayo Franklin and Isaac Sopoaga have coverage duty on T.J.
Yeah in your dreams
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Josh Practice Squad Fodder Morgan, Isaac Dinosaur Bruce, Michael Doesn't Even
want to play for the niners because theyre terrible Crabtree, Brandon overpaid underachiever Jones, Arnaz
Consistently Mediocre Battle, Jason Invisible Hill, Michael Scrub Spurlock.
I'd take them all over beast boy
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please, that's an easy call
He’s like a cheap glass cup in a football jersey!
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Feel free to keep this going, but just a heads-up: When conversation replies get too long it’s hard to tell who is replying whom. So, if things get too far to the right on the page, it might be a good idea to restart it at the bottom. Creates some confusion, but once it picks back up I’d imagine people will be less confused.
You Seahawk fans are feeling pretty frisky after a Week 1 win
I guess that 4-12 season is already behind you. Even Mike Nolan with an expansion roster managed to win 4 games in his worst season.
AGREED
A shut out of the Lambs and Seacock fans are feeling good? Thats like beating a high school team. USC could beat the Lambs. We beat the defending NFC champs.
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LOL.
LOLZ. LOLZ.
Witty you are, StevenC.
USC is a talented college team. But the hyperbole of saying ANY college team could beat ANY NFL team is ridiculous. But then, every line you’ve added to this thread since after I commented earlier have been pretty ridiculous.
Let guys like Lott42 talk your smack in a thoughtful and interesting way, and take a back seat.
You are out of your league. But then, your Niners have been out of their league since the glory days ended in the 90’s. So what else is new?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
witty?? wat are you a 38 year old nerd living in your grandma’s basement??
Last week I talked smack with Cardinal fans who seemed confident they would be the 49ers hands down even if Boldin and Breaston didn’t play.. . I wonder who won that game in the end.. hmm…
and then there is you, telling me to take a back seat on talkin smack to you seacock fans while you continue to flap your fat beak.. i don’t think so… you must be having brain farts… i suggest you text 542542 and ask who will win the 49ers vs Seacocks game so they can tell you the answer which will be the Niners..
Furthermore, how do you say the Niners have been out of their league since the glory days ended in the 90’s.. hmm, I’ll take having glory days to look up to and believe that we can get that back rather than having to point at other teams and say I want my team to be like theirs because they’ve won a SuperBowl before and all we have is a Seagull Egg amount of SuperBowl trophies ;)
Are you...
even old enough to remember the glory days?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 19, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if you saw our IR last year...
but we WERE an expansion roster by the end of the year.
This year we’re far more healthy.
Last year, already destroyed by injuries, we took you to OT.
This year, we’re far more healthy.
You won a game last week against a team decimated by injuries.
Or did you not notice Boldin at 60%, Breaston out, and Kurt Warner not able to throw the ball farther than Chad Pennington?
We at least played a healthy team. You played a team that nobody realizes just yet is in for a terrible year.
I would not be surprised to see the Lambs finish above either the 9ers or AZ. And I also don’t expect to see them shut out by your underwhelming defense.
I guess, bottom line, 9er fans are feeling pretty frisky after finishing BELOW .500 (for how many years now?)
I know, though. You won 7. You are like, totally SO CLOSE to .500!!!
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Explanations.
You only won 3 more games than us while relatively healthy in comparison.
You realize don’t you, it doesn’t bode well for you given our relative health this time around?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You realize Mike Holmgren isn't your coach anymore?
Just checking. You guys shut out one of the worst teams in football. That’s expected.
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You realize Bill Walsh isn't yours?
Just checking.
We shut out an NFL team. That only happens 3.2% of all NFL games. I don’t care how good or bad teams are, it is still a rare thing, a noticeable thing, if not a memorable one.
If the Niners shut out the Lambs this year, I’d be shocked. If the Niners shut out ANYBODY I’d be surprised.
Mora can coach. He was successful in Atl, though with lessons still to be learned. And it appears he did. You do realize we had a plan of succession in place, when everyone else was just haphazardly hiring the “next big thing.” You’ve had some practice with that, right? Hiring the next big thing and not having it work out?
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey dumb dumb wit the chainsaw...
George Siefert was our coach in SBs XXIV, XXIX … So we don’t need Bill Walsh to go far… All we need is consistency, heart, and perseverance and right now we have the heart and perseverance part and we are going to create consistency when we beat the seac*cks and are consistent with winning 2 games in a row !
"Consistency, heart and perseverance."
Spoken like a fan of a WAC team.
Look man, you can have heart and perseverance bleeding out your ears, it isn’t going to win you many games.
You can’t take a jackass to the derby, and you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
The 9ers aren’t that talented. Talent wins games. We have more talent than you. And, more consistency. Who knows, maybe just as much heart and perseverance. Then what do you have left? Hope.
Keep your hope. Keep it for a couple more days. I would hate to dissuade you, all fans should have hope. You’ve got a home game, a very good RB, and a QB you, for whatever reason, believe it. Enjoy it while it lasts…
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Also...
I realize Siefert coached a couple of your SB teams.
I also have doubts that he would have been able to do anything if the system and talent Walsh assembled wasn’t in place already. But, I admit I’m not well schooled on the amazing history of Siefert and his coaching/leadership abilities before/after his time in SF.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
excuses
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Backup QB's play well against the 9ers
Has been happening for years. Years!
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That's probably...
a result of small sample size. Not to mention it being a result of your team just NOT being very good over that time.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Branch has never been a beast.
Admit it you were hustled by the Pats for a guy worth a 7th round pick. He’s a bum, never had over 5 td’s with plenty of starts, at least Morgan has a QB who’s strenght isn’t his arm, and he isn’t in a pass happy offense. He still amassed 3 TD’s as a rookie in 1 start and 12 games. Branch is a fearful frog
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Reply fail, analagous to
the way the niners will consistently fail this Sunday to reply in kind to the complete ass-drubbing the seahawks offense will lay on the niners nonexistent defense
Nonexistant
You go 4-12 Shut out the Rams and your defense is something to marvel about, LMAO.
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The seahawks have 3 good players they drafted on D
The Linebackers and Mebane is good too. Other than that, waste, if he can’t stay healthy and get on the field, waste!
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At least you know Mebane is good. The Rams fans made
the mistake of ignoring him. Too bad Rocky Bernard is gone, he might’ve ruined Shaun Hill on Sunday like he pancaked Alex Smith.
Too bad he's gone?
You’re flapin your fingers, play with the team you have, I see it now you’re already making excuses!
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Rokcy Bernard really isn't that good.
The only reason I’m sad he’s gone is that he seems to have a useful skill of blowing up niners players.
Haha, this definitely raises the stakes for Sunday's game.
Football just isn’t football without trashing division rivals
I can’t keep this in any longer.
“Oh where, OH where…”
Oh where or where is nonsense!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Shaun Hill is going to wonder
Oh when, oh when am I going to stop being sacked. Mebane is going to absolutely drive him into the turf, break a shoulder, end is short and rotten scrubly career.
your jokes are amusing..
but reality says that hasselbeck is due for a career ending hit from Willis.
by StevenC on Sep 16, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we have a moment of seriousness?
How do the Seahawks compare to the Cardinals?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
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What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You can still take last season into consideration
Both rosters haven’t really changed.
The only difference is that the Seahawks are already suffering injuries.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Every team is suffering injuries. This is the NFL. The Cards you played, for example, were without Breaston
or Boldin (he clearly was too injured to be playing).
Hah!
“Elite” secondary? Wow. Just wow.
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.. the Rams don’t have an elite secondary.. thats why Carlson got by.. I’d like to see Carlson run a route on the 49ers so he can be turn into Clement’s B*tch like Whitten was
I have NO IDEA...
what gave you the idea you have an elite secondary.
Or why you think Nate Clements, a corner, is going to blow up Carlson, but whatever. Put Clement on a TE, that’s fine. Watch Nate and TJ run wild. Works for me…
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by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Breaston?
Please, how important was he to the Cardinals playoff success last season?
The Cardinals can win without him.
As for Boldin, if he was too injured to be playing….well don’t you think he would have been inactive?
IMO, the injuries to Trufant, Jones, and Hill are much more significant.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Stats don't tell the entire story
He never seemed to be a factor to the Cardinals success.
He got tons of playing time (due to Boldin’s injury) in a pass happy offense.
I don’t think anybody expects him to repeat those numbers.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think of him like I think of Stokely a few years back.
Good player, but any future 1000 yards season are unlikely. More likely it is just the #1 and #2 WRs getting so much attention, and the QB and system allowing for a ton of yards.
3rd receiver with more in a season than branch has EVER had!
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On the subject of Boldin, players often try to play through injuries.
And often, that decision is foolish, like that of Boldin last Sunday.
Wasn't he bitching the day before?
He said he didn’t want to aggravate the injury and would refuse to play if he didn’t feel good.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't play and then cry that's my philosophy!
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The Seahawks offense looks a lot better than Arizona's
Their running game,passing game, but not defense. They do have playmakers on D, but I don’t think they play as well as a committee. This is gonna be a tough game for SF!
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You know, that actually sounds fair.
And in all seriousness, I think that the 49ers don’t have a passing game, a running game, or a pass defense.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are Seahawks fans even talking crap?
The way I see it is that the only thing holding the Seahawks together is their Defensive front 7.
49er fans are in no position to talk smack either, the team is loaded with unproven players.
The only team in the division in a good position are the Cardinals.
They have more talent than the 49ers or Seahawks and the only reason they lost Sunday was because they constantly kept shooting themselves in the foot.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
In all seriousness (again) I think the Cardinals will finish 3rd, Rams 4th,
Seahawks 1st, Niners 2nd.
I don’t see the Cards doing that well this year. It doesn’t help that they’ll be 0-3 going into their bye.
that looks reasonable but i'd hate it unless...
the 49ers and Seahawks both had such great seasons that they both were able to make it to the playoffs lol
That makes no sense
The cardinals are only an asskicking away from getting their heads out of their asses.
I pretty much expect them to demolish the poor Jags this weekend…
They’re still the most talented team in the division
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cards last year were extremely lucky.
The Jags looked good last week, I see them utterly destroying the Cards. We’ll see.
lucky?
They dominated Michael Turner, and the entire Eagles team. (I refuse to acknowledge the game against the Panthers because of Delhomme)
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with the DVOA projections on the Cards.
But really, there’s not much we can can argue about on the subject of the Cards. That’s why they play the games, we’ll have to see.
True
But just by looking at the NFC west on paper, the Cards are obviously the superior team.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don’t like it any more than you men
You sir, have just earned my respect
I’m leaving, however.
I have to get to sleep.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Shame on you
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
But was he actually quoting the source
or was he quoting the beginning of the song Civil War by GnR?
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
me too, or the 1 and 2 can be swapped but I think they both get in to the playoffs
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And by the way, the Seahawks secondary isn't as bad as you might think.
Ken Lucas is not bad, Josh Wilson is a budding star, Kelly Jennings has been adequate this year, Deon Grant is good, BRIAN RUSSELL IS GONE YES (Jordan Babineaux is much better).
I didn't say it was bad but it's nowhere near great
While Babineaux is an upgrade over Russell, he is by no means great.
I really think the only reason the secondary doesn’t get torched on a regular basis is because of the dominance of the front 7.
The Seahawks have a lot of holes (as do the 9ers).
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Holes?
I got into this last week, holes compared to who? Go sniff around the other 30 rosters around the league before you tag these two with the “holes” label.
Pretty much, yeah
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
last week was kind of a switch around for what we all thought the 49ers would do also.. we thought the defense wouldn’t get much pressure because of how they played in the preseason and we thought the o-line would do great because of what we saw in preseason.. it was the opposite but i’m glad we have Pashos to feel in that right side it looked horrible..
Compared to, oh say, an elite team?
Compare the 2009 49ers to one of the championship teams of the 80’s
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
well of course.. I don’t see the 49ers being a championship team this year.. i see a playoff opportunity and thats about it… i’m not even sure if the most hardcore 49er cool-aid drinkers think we are of that caliber lol
Are you serious?
The 49ers had an all time secondary in the 80’s. I think that’s the problem most 49ers fans, if there aren’t 3 Pro Bowlers in the secondary they think it’s pathetic.
Go look around the NFL, the 49ers have less holes back there than most of the league.
yeah because as soon as teams around the leagues began cutting down their teams i looked around for offensive linemen since Smith had left an all and right around the same time i took notice into Pashos i found out we had picked him up.. =) i’m both curious and excited to see how he will play
We need his help. So far our offensive line has 3 good pieces and 2 glaring holes. They need to find one phase of the game to be proficient at.
No, I want chikmagnet to just look around
The 49ers secondary isn’t great but they are in better shape than most teams.
Most of the league?
So they’re mediocre?
awesome, dude, awesome.
The idea was that both teams have many holes to fill before they can become perennial playoff contenders.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 16, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Who said you had a good secondary?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Not bad =/= good
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Please don't bring up this year, you played the Rams this year!
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This is probably the wrong place for in depth discussion, but,
I think the Seahawks have the most talent in the division. If I had to arrange the division by talent, it would be: Seahawks, Cardinals, 49ers, Rams
In response to the Cards vs. Hawks talent comment, lets break it down.
Cardinals have:
3 undeniable talents (pro-bowl caliber and still in prime): Fitz, Boldin, Wilson
3-4 very good regulars: Dansby, Dockett, Rackers, (maybe Breaston)
3 over the hill guys that have been good in the past: Warner, Okeafor, Berry
Too early: Beanie Wells (I think he’ll be good if he can figure out how to stay healthy). Branch, Leinart, and Brown have been disappointing talents.
Seahawks have:
6 undeniable talents: Housh, Carlson, Mebane, Trufant, Tatupu, Curry
6-7 very good regulars: Branch, Tapp/Redding (currently a very good platoon), Hill, Lucas, Grant, Mare, (maybe Burleson)
Over the hill but may still be good: Hasselbeck, Kerney, Walter Jones
Too early: Josh Wilson looks like a star in the making, but hasn’t looked like one quite long enough for it to be official. Red Bryant is almost a Brandon Mebane 2.0 and should be starting. Seattle doesn’t just have a great front 7, but it has incredible depth as well. Herring, Hawthorne, and Bryant are talented enough to be not decent but good starters. Bennett and Reed are also on the radar. Jennings and Jackson have been disappointing, but both are talented.
I included Rackers and Mare because they are exceptional kickers. Rackers is a top 5 kicker in the NFL, and Mare was probably top 5 last year (near the top of the league in both FG% and kickoff distance).
The Seahawks secondary allowed the fewest TD’s in 2007 of any NFL team. Then in 2008, they allowed the most yards of any NFL team. Seattle has a ton of talent back there, and basically the reason for 2008 was from a big regression in the pass rush, plus career collapse years from both Jennings and Russell. Also Trufant played with 1 hand most of the year. The secondary could either be a huge area of strength or a major weakness depending on the luck of the draw. They looked superb against the Rams, but the Rams might have the worst pass offense in the NFL. Stay tuned.
The Cardinals and Seahawks share a weakness- the O line. That said, the Seahawks are seeing some big improvement from Rob Sims and Ray Willis. I would say both look like solidly above average lineman so far this year. Unger has looked good too, and Locklear is a rock solid thanks in large part to his skillset that is best suited for left tackle. The only weakness is Vallos at center, but he’ll soon be replaced by Spencer, who’s adequate, and next year replaced by Unger. I’d take the Seahawks line over the Cardinals line, and in another year, I wouldn’t be shocked if it was above average as a whole. Its getting there.
Additionally, I think Seattle’s overall depth is really good. Winning preseason games is basically meaningless because its more a display of quality depth than quality starters, but the Seahawks cruised pretty easily to 4-0 on the backs of their quality backups while Arizona crashed to 0-4. Seattle is a deep team everywhere except for the Safety position, the O-line (until Spencer and Jones come back), and arguably running back (I’d hate to see Edge getting 20 carries a game).
The only thing I can really give the edge to for Arizona is that Fitz and Boldin might be the best two players in the entire division, and Wilson is way up there too. Where Arizona hit it, they hit it out of the park. Seattle only possesses a few former all-pro’s and they are all over 30. Seattle is no longer a team built around a few true superstars, but a team loaded with above average, talented players.
In terms of talent top to bottom, I’d say that Arizona is probably closer to SF than Seattle. SF has a nice collection of talent on defense. Its a shame the Crabtree thing isn’t working out because SF could be a good team if they found a few weapons to compliment Frank Gore. And sorry, but you guys really need a real quarterback. Hill is a game manager, and how many game managers are at the top of the league each year? The 49ers ain’t the Vikings or the Titans. As soon as you guys are off the hook for Smith, it would be advisable to invest in another high-upside QB and hope for the best. Just my 2 cents.
by kearly on Sep 17, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's official
Seahawk fans are more ridiculous than Raider fans
at least Raider fans have a time-honored tradition of d-baggery to uphold
seahawk fans are like the new rich hipster kid on the block who walks around with his nose in the air because he thinks his converses are cooler than yours.
Little did you know, little seahawk hipsters, that the rest of the block/league scoffs at your ridiculous fashion decisions (really? that green?)
Don’t be sad just cause your stuck in a remote corner of the country with no other football teams.
pathetic
by foosball4949 on Sep 17, 2009 9:47 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Don't be sad because your team is too chicken to move on past the 80s.
No wonder they hired Jimmy Raye.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I have my reservations
how does it feel to have an offensive coordinator that we fired?
by foosball4949 on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, considering he turned those pieces of crap Garrison Hearst and Kevan Barlow into a respectable RB tandem,
and is a creative playcaller who realizes there are other things you can do on offense besides run straight ahead 3 times.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Has your IQ dropped even more while you were busy?
Knapp used to drive all 9er fans insane by run run run on 3rd and 9 and not get anywhere when the game was on the line. Knapp isn’t creative. Never has been. Never will be. Have fun with him.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
hey you stop right there
Kevan Barlow was terrible
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Agreed Barlow sucked
But Hearst? He was awsome. Until he blew up his ankle he was one of the best backs in the league.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
I'm with you on that.
I hate the hipsters with converses. God they’re annoying. It’s one thing to dress nice, it’s another to look like a moron.
hipster dufuses
Yea, definitely rec’d that one.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hipsters aren't allowed to follow professional sports.
It’s part of their ethos. Also, the Panthers have the ugliest unis in the NFL.
Hipsters watch professional sports strictly to be ironic
Thus, as Seahawks fans, we conveniently watch the NFL while sipping PBR.
by aerozeppelin on Sep 17, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
F$#K THIS..
THE NFC WEST IS OURS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN OURS.
IT’S TIME TO RESORE ORDER IN THE NFC WEST. ST. LOUIS, SEATTLE AND ARIZONA ALL GOT TO PLAY MAKE BELIEVE FOR A WHILE, BUT GUESS WHAT… PARTY’S OVER.
THERE’S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
THE EMPIRE IS BACK BABY…
by mr. instigator on Sep 17, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
swearing
Just a reminder that putting two symbols in between F and K does not clear the swearing rule. This is meant for everybody.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't this just be considered a game day thread?
It’s just a useless topic meant for trash talking…..
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 17, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
THE NFC WEST IS OURS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN OURS.
IT’S TIME TO RESORE ORDER IN THE NFC WEST.
LOL
The NFC West has been ‘yours’ only once in the last decade, and not a single player on that roster remains. Restoring order? Than that means you definitely believe the Seahawks are winning the division, the way it has and always will be.
Lmao, nice 6 consecutive losing seasons and drafting in the top 10 several times. How is Alex Smith and Vernon Davis working out for ya?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Silly Froggy
I’m not sure if you know much of history, but the Seahawks aren’t exactly a staple of the NFC West. This is the whopping 7th season the ‘Hags are in the division (save for
’76), same for the Tards. The ONE constant is the 49ers. Like I said, you had your fun, got to even lose a Superbowl. Congrats. But the history of this division IS the 49ers. Like I said, this year, the Niners restore order to the NFC West… Oh and I think VD will work out just fine come Sunday… when the hallucinogens wear off from that Rams game, you’ll see who’s division this truly is…
NINER EMPIRE!!!
by mr. instigator on Sep 17, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
7 seasons in the division
4 seasons as back to back to back to back division champs. There wasn’t a team this decade that was able to do the same except the Colts and the Pats.
Yeah and the only thing that separates them from the seac*ocks is they actual do something positive after winning the division.. you seagirls must think winning the division is like a superbowl win since its the only thing you can rant about having done..
Are you done yet.
Seacocks! AWESOME.
Go ahead. Say it without an asterix. You can. It’s like a South Carolina Game Cock, only it’s the imaginary spin off of a mythological (imaginary) bird of prey. So, you get to say COCK. SeaCOCKS.
Feels good, doesn’t it.
Enjoy it, winning the right to do that for a couple days is going to be the high point in your season.
We’ve been to a SB, and would have won it if men in stripes didn’t have a truly bad day. We’ve won playoff games. We gave the Cowboys one of their most heartwrenching losses ever— in one of those playoff games.
All this while you were doing what again?!?
Oh yeah, watching from home— the same place your NFL team was watching from.
Sweet.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Whine "the men in stripes" boo fricken hoo
Maybe if you guys could make it to another SB you wouldnt bitch so much about losing 1!
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Bite me.
Maybe you guys could make it to another SB if you could actually win more than 7 games in a year.
You talk a hell of a lot of smack for a team that hasn’t been relevant since Clinton was in office.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
6 losing seasons in a row.
6 losing seasons in a row who?
6 losing seasons in a row YOUR MOM!
by thebyron on Sep 18, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh wow a mom joke
haven’t heard one those before.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
*sigh*
The joke isn’t the “your mom” part. It’s the fact that you guys are calling us bottom dwellers after you’ve had six straight losing seasons.
The Hawks are historical bottom dwellers 250-266
Historically you guys arent even at 500.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
If someone made $10,000 a year for the first 20 years of his life,
than made $1 million per year for the last 5, I don’t think you’d call him poor.
by LantermanC on Sep 18, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather have 6 years of crap football...
than 30+ years of mediocrity.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
by maveric_87 on Sep 18, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't been alive that long.
And value more recent events. What’s more important to you, winning a war this decade, or winning a war back in the 1800’s?
*sigh*
Thanks for explaining that LOLZ, I was confused! I thought you were just being a silly goofball making mama jokes but then you revealed your true intention! GOOD ONE!
by mr. instigator on Sep 23, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Spoken like..
the football equivalent of a Dixiecrat.
The world moved on. You should consider doing likewise. Joe Montana and Steve Walsh aren’t walking through that door. Nor is Jerry Rice. God help us all if Bill Walsh walks through it.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Walsh? lol
You have no idea what youre talking about? If the world just moves on then there wouldn’t be record books.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Sorry...
Steve Young. Brain fart.
Although, Steve Walsh COULD be an improvement at QB for you…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Walsh found a way to win too...
23-1 as a starter.
Of course, that was in college. But still, “finding a way to win” while 8-3 is awful small sample size…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Better idea
The sentence isn’t necessary to make any kind of cohesive argument.
by David Fucillo on Sep 17, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeebus, this thread blew up ..
LOL, HELL YEAH!! It’s fun to able throw stuff around that doesn’t have to have a lot of thought into it. We break down DVOA, sift over a lot of issues with civility and reason throughout the season, but this thread is about letting it all hang out and go homer on each other. I take off my cynical tin foil hat for weeks like these, and it’s great that the fans of the other team joins in. We should all drink iBeers after this game.
Frog, have an idea for a sig yet? To refresh the idea: Whoever’s team wins get’s to create a sig for the loser. So if I win, you wear my sig for a few weeks, If you win, I wear your sig for a few weeks.
I may need to ask fans here for some ideas, but I think Willis has to be in that sig.
Well, we're waiting....
OMG
If Julius Jones is on par with Frank than Adam Snyder dwarfs Walter Jones. That was the worst insult on this thread . . . Julius Jones sucks and Frank Gore is a beast.
I'm almost certain Julius Jones will have a better season than Frank Gore.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last year the Seahawks had a horrible running game
and they still put up more yardage than the Niners.
The only things holding him back are
Edge and Forsett. I guess maybe Hasselbeck when he goes bat shit crazy and tries to break the TD record and passing yardage record in the same season.
rec'd for stupidity
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
You believe that still, even after the 200 yds and 2 td's?
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No rush.
We can decide on something after the game.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, how would you feel about adding changing our icons too in addition to the sig?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure...
You mean avatars, right?
You wear a 49ers logo if you lose, and the opposite for me if the 49ers lose.
Well, we're waiting....
Willis
Giving up free rushing yardage to Julius Jones and being personally responsible for blowing coverage on 120+ receiving yards and 2 TDs by a 240 LB fullback.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you not see him dive and eat Weaver's dust?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Who blew coverage on two carries for 159 yds?
help me out!!
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Besides...
Filling the box and still getting beat it seems to me that the player with the most blame has to be #27(Don’t even know his name but who cares)
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Same.
I lol’d
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I grinned
as well.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Must say.
You Seahawk guys have some spunk! But I’m just waiting till Sunday. I am more of an NFL fan than a 49er fan. I watched Carlson since his Sophomore season at ND when he still had the hair, man he was a beast, still is. But we shall see how he does, I’m excited for this matchup.
I had no idea how much of a legend Fearless Frog was on Niners Nation
"[Aaron] Curry is not a good pass-rusher" - Fearless Frog, 4/25/2009
He is a professional Seahawk Homer.
Property of Paul Allen, his sole mission is to infiltrate and be humiliated.
The cake is a lie.
by Sultan of Seitan on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the info
Hope he hasn’t caused you any trouble. Just fun like this thread.
"[Aaron] Curry is not a good pass-rusher" - Fearless Frog, 4/25/2009
More or less.
Actually, I feel it’s been mostly civil. Since this is basically trash talk week might as well let it go, you know?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody has a comment on this yet?
This is funny stuff here…
A Tale of Two Seahawks….
by Patrick Sean Farley, 2006-01-26
“The Seattle Seahawks used to be my favorite NFL team. Not only were they the worst team in the league, but they also had the coolest helmet in the NFL — a stylized Kwakiutl eagle emblazoned across a field of glistening silver — at once ancient and futuristic.
But the times, they are a-changin’."
“One could easily cheer for that sad bird on the left; staring balefully out at you as he charges into a battle he knows he will almost certainly lose, but which he must fight nonetheless. The bird on the right, however, is a hateful creature; an overprivileged bully who looks genuinely outraged that any weaklings would contest his Rule By Force.
The bird on the left looks like he’s well acquainted with life’s hardships; he sees the approaching conflict as a tragedy that could have been avoided through better communication. He is the reluctant warrior, living by the ethos expressed by Faramir in Lord of the Rings: "I love not the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness; I love that which they defend." He has a wife, perhaps a child back home, whom he loves dearly and wonders if he’ll ever see again.
The bird on the right, meanwhile, is a pampered jock who has never been thwarted once in his life. His privilege is transparent to him; he struts around believing that the world revolves around him because it should. He’s the arrogant squad leader who gets all his men killed because he wants a medal for "heroism" so badly. He lives for the approval of his superiors, having no inner life of his own. A childhood of vicious beatings from his "strict but loving" father has left him incapable of any emotions outside an internalized desire to punish "weakness" wherever he finds it, including within himself. One can feel pity for this bird, but at the same time, one can’t help but wish to see him humbled, just this once."
Well, we're waiting....
by drummer on Sep 17, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
What is your logo again???
Oh yeah, that’s right. A PAIR OF NUMBERS. Color me excited.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm
SF….looks like letters to me
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
LOL
Yeah. A pair of numbers. Uh Huh….. crickets
by mr. instigator on Sep 18, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
true..although the new one is slightly better, I think
it’s like they took the first version and just bold/italicized it for the second
SEACHICKENS RULE!
how much you want to bet fearless frog and ninjasocks are the same guy trying twice as hard to believe their line of crap?
Not nearly as cool
Wow, I hope you have gloves on while you’re holding those things!
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You are banned from Field Gulls.
I'm not nearly as cool as ninjasocks
And way too lazy to make too accounts.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
two
Damn it
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Fearless Frog and Ninja Socks?
Significant others, perhaps?
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You are banned from Field Gulls.
Yes
they are looking like soul mates, they can even finish each other’s sentences, I can see the future headlines now on the Field Gulls Site, "Two Field Gull site member’s find True Love one Site". A reporter asks Frog and Ninja how they knew it was love; both say "we knew from the moment where we could finish each other’s sentences." Poll to follow, how many believe this partnership will last?
Good idea.
Then we can move to San Francisco and become 49ers fans!
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, a 49ers fan making a gay joke
That’s like Andre Smith making a fat joke.
by ninjasocks on Sep 18, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I didn't Assume
That both of you were Men! And not everyone is Gay in San Fran! Hell, I grew up In San Jose, Joined the Air Force and have never been back to California!
Can we at least agree that Jose Cortez sucked?
"[Aaron] Curry is not a good pass-rusher" - Fearless Frog, 4/25/2009
jose cortez
could probably make an open field tackle on seneca wallace and break his leg…well i know with your team of glass figurines that’s not saying much but still…
and no you are not getting off the hook for all the trash talk…let me put it to you in caveman terms:
“Us NI—-N—-EEEER FANS. We STICK together! NOT R—-A—-Y—-D—-E——R Fans dat hit one nother over head in jon…”
See so easy a caveman can get it.
12th man....
Laaaaaaaame. Thats how bad the Seacocks are. They rely on having a 12th man to help them play and they still lose.
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
Just jealous because your lousy fanbase doesn't want to help out because you have such a pitiful stadium.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 17, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
was that...
meant as a burn?
Fail.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 17, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually agree,
I think it’s cool that we get a ton of false starts and all, but let’s be honest, it’s jut some marketing scam to make fans feel like they’re part of a win, when really, they’re not Or at least not more than 5% (or 5% more than any other home field advantage). People actually buy jerseys with the number 12 and the player name ‘Fan’ on the back? I mean come on, get real. Give the players and coaches some damn credit and stop trying to steal their thunder.
I disagree wholeheartedly, and we should have this convo over on fieldgulls in a seperate thread.
When I was coaching HS hoops, there were places you loved and hated to play because of the fans, the atmosphere.
I’ve been to the Denver/Seattle frozen game, and to the NYG SB run game. I can tell you an electric stadium isn’t something the team would take for granted, nor is it a minimal (5%) advantage. It weighs on you, continuously. And when it is your fans that provide that advantage, you don’t see them as “stealing your thunder” but as giving you an advantage. And in competitive sports, you’ll take any advantage you can get!
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
But our special teams..
Okay, so our ability to put together consistent drives is still in question after week 1, and the hawk’s 28-0 is asterisked cause it was the rams. But we have this guy – Joe Nedney. Can’t convert on 3rd downs? So what. bring out Nedney to kick 50, heck, 60 yards of awesomeness.
Niners win by 35 points this Sunday…all in field goals.
Andy Lee is definitely a stud, much better than out punter, but
I’d take Olindo Mare any day over Joe Nedney.
Obviously,
You’ve never had the blessing
“Kick Me Nedney”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGOB6rid5VI
The cake is a lie.
by Sultan of Seitan on Sep 18, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You'd take deion Sanders over any of your d backs
He tackles better!
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You are banned from Field Gulls.
Obviously,
You’ve never had the blessing.
The cake is a lie.
by Sultan of Seitan on Sep 18, 2009 2:41 AM PDT reply actions
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Props, we're beating Brendan Scolari's record.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I was fired up for the game before
going thru and reading just got me even more fired up for sunday. Win or lose it will be a great game, and i have to admit i almost peed myself reading “how to report dead birds.” All in all u have to commend frog for his devotion to his historically mediocre team. Seahawks are good team, but that shouldnt be based on their performance last week. Yes they dominated the team they were playing, but lets not forget that team they dominated was the Rams. They looked liked they were back playing in L.A.
And no more bringing up the seahawks record last season, we all know they were a better team than their record showed and dont worry frog we all know why. This is this season and we can both agree both teams are miles better than last year. As the voice of reason stop trying to convince urself your team will totally dominate the niners when we both know deep in the depths of ur heart, you really want to say that ur scared and will be watching the game in the fetal postion. Crying for Hasslebeck to run away just a lil faster from that big meanie #94. I can read next weeks threads already “if Justin Smith didnt kill hasselbeck we would’ve won.”
Again i just want to say its going to be a great game and i cant wait, but frog u totally overhyped them, abd are sadly mistaken if u think the niners are going to be dominated. Good day all and have fun
It's just mindless trash talk man, no worries.
“Yes they dominated the team they were playing, but lets not forget that team they dominated was the Rams. "
Right, but what do you have to say about Shaun Hill’s 5-3 record as a starter last season when 2 games were wins against the lowly Rams?
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I do agree mindless trash talk is fun
like i said SF and Seattle are both different teams from last year, the only team that is the same is the Rams. And though it sounds like im knocking the seahawks (which i am) i do respect how good of a team they really are. It really is going to be a good game and teams should matchup well, both teams will be tested. I never liked talk of previous years wins and losses. In football the casual fan wont notice but even the smallest roster move does affect teams. And nothing is ever the same year from year unless your the Rams, and do please if u know a Rams fan tell him im trash talking his/her team. Just really jacked up for the game this week, cuz i believe to win the division seattle is the team to beat. Forget the cardinals, cuz niner fans and seatle fans all know what last year was.
oh and one more thing
Its so great to read threads that dont mention players that don’t even have a contract with the team, its so refreshing i needed this.
You mean like...
could the outcome have been any different if Michael Crabtree just would have signed, went through training camp and given you an actual option to throw the ball to aside from Josh Morgan, “Bust” Wells, and “Dinosaur” Bruce?
You get to not think about it too much BEFORE the game…. but that question is going to be in the forefront of Niner fan dialogues after you fall behind us for the division lead.
For the record though, I like your post right above, but this was just too much an invitation to ruffle a niner fan, so it had to be done.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
nooo blasphemer !!!
do not mention that name haaha
Hah!
Sorry, couldn’t help it, couple of your boys got me all riled up…
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 18, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Its ok
your wideouts have their problems as well. I mean i think we should all learn by now if the patriots trade you or dont resign you, even after you are superbowl mvp there is something wrong with you or your past your prime. Poor Raiders.
Same goes for T.J. They overpayed for a player who had his best years in cincy and we all know Hasselbeck can never be as good as a healthy Carson Palmer, so expectations for T.J. to produce should be nullified. Nate is probly the only wideout that is the only bright spot for the team
Palmer and Hasselbeck have similar numbers.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ur right they do
hasselbeck is very understated it seems, i fell victim to east coast bias media coverage. after i read ur reply i took a look at his numbers and didnt realize they are better than i thought. you just dont hear about hasselbeck to much. his bro works for espn, man he really should show him so more love. eh whatever go niners haha
East Coast bias?
Maybe you just don’t watch that much football.
There’s no reason not to know how good a QB in your own division is/has been.
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
somewhat true
i dont get to watch as much football as i would like to, the only chance i would get to see the seahawks play other teams other than the niners would be sunday night and monday night, even those I dont get to catch all those. Last time i seen him play and it was not the niners he was throwing a touchdown pass in overtime, but one problem with that it was to the other team.
Dont worry im not forgetting the superbowl year but i didnt really watch the playoffs or superbowl that year so i cant remember him playing and putting up his numbers, and before u say “see you dont watch that much football”, trust me i wouldve have given anything to watch football than go thru what kept me from watching. so yeah ur right i admit that i havent been keeping up on my division qb’s like i should. now i know how good he can be it got me more fired up for this weeks game.
And now to throw in the mindless trash talk Hasselbeck still sucks and justin smith is going to use him for toilet paper. Patrick Willis is going to tie a string to him and turn him into a tampon for Seneca Wallace.
a lullaby to froggy
Hush little froggy don’t you cry
papa niner’s gonna sing you a lullaby
and when you’re down on your sea-chickies
daddys gonna buy you a nintendo wii.
Froggy you’re like apollo creed in Rocky 2 you keep getting bombed but like Jason Voorhees you come back…if only your team would be as fierce…may you have the courage to show up post Sunday and accept major razzing without excuses…
Rec this if the 49ers lose.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 18, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yall got yall but kicked
You sorry douche bags!!!!!
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That was...
very classy of you.
Every heard “be humble in victory and gracious in defeat?”
Apparently not. I would think, as a fan of a team with such a storied tradition, you would have. Pure class…
You won your home game vs. the Hawks.
If you are going to win the West, that’s a requirement. If you are going to compete, it’s still the requirement.
You are SUPPOSED to win against the Hawks at home.
You won against the Hawks minus Hasselbeck, Mebane, Tatupu, Hill, Sean Locklear, not to mention Tru and Big Walt. Sweet win for you. Kinda sucks though, that it was the HOME GAME against us, and we ended up so banged up that we still have some solace knowing we get a rematch at home with the hope of having most if not all of those guys for the rematch.
I’m not making excuses through injury. The Niners won. Frank Gore broke two HUGE runs, and the general flow and momentum of the game definitely favored your team. HOWEVER, if this game makes you feel confident that the division is yours, well, enjoy that feeling while it lasts. I live in Denver right now, and at 2-0 with wins against the Bengals (on the luckiest play of the decade) and the lowly Browns, there are Bronco fans that seems to think they are “for real” this year.
It’s a long year.
Enjoy the win. But be ready, you still have to come to our house, and you’ve got a hungry and rejuvenated Arizona team licking its chops for a rematch.
It’s gonna be a long year, may the best team win.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 20, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
injuries
I definitely think the next game will be closer if you guys are healthy.
And I do actually think you’re kind of making excuses because of the injuries. Personally I have no problem with it because you guys definitely were beaten down.
by David Fucillo on Sep 20, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
See my post...
on NinjaSocks "you were right I was wrong’ thread.
I modified this statement a little, giving more credit and congrats.
Lott42 Calling us douche bags isn’t allowing much wiggle room.
Bottom line—
Nice win for the Niners, and at this point, injuries are an expectation for the Hawks… but we still have the HOPE of getting healthy.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 20, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
live with it
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You should...
be more gracious in victory.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 20, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
just ignore him
i think he forgot to take his meds
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
for the same back and forth posting on your gracious site I was banned so I'm rubbing it in a little!!
I still look at the seahawks as our best comp in this division and the game in your stadium one of the hardest each year, and I’m just goin’ a little extra, you’re aware that FF has been a frequent visitor on this site and was always the same way in regards to any comments made during the offseason. This little extra is for him, really!!!
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oh please
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"oh please" nothing. Got an example?
I’m not saying it’s not possible; I don’t know him personally and haven’t read every post he’s written, but I haven’t seen him write stuff like that. That’s probably why you got banned from Field Gulls; we let people post if A) they keep it civil and B) they back up what they say.
Didn't write anything like that at field gulls
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You are banned from Field Gulls.
You were banned because JohnMorgan does
not tolerate any trolling on his site from other teams’ fans. He wasn’t singling you out.
Give it a break, dude.
trolling?
Yall give it a break, you guys are saying win with dignity and crap. I do what I want, period end of sentence go find a shoulder to cry on!
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lol
NO………you seahawk fans are crying over words, ninersnation is enough for me, your site is just full of softies who can’t take bantering like you dish it out!!
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just pointing out the differene is all!
"Catchin a ride on the Muthaship" Optimist Prime is just the co-pilot!
"Go Sing GO"
X's and O's? don't need 'em. Perrenial all pro's? just stat guys, not important!
Culture of Winning? Can take you places, especially while hitting people in the mouth!!
Wow I changed my sig big deal.
It says it doesn’t matter and it was time to change it. I will probably change my sg a few more times this season!
"Catchin a ride on the Muthaship" Optimist Prime is just the co-pilot!
"Go Sing GO"
X's and O's? don't need 'em. Perrenial all pro's? just stat guys, not important!
Culture of Winning? Can take you places, especially while hitting people in the mouth!!
"if only your team would be as fierce"
I don’t think any team could be as fierce as the San Francisco 49ers.
HEY HEY HEY
I have missed this entire post. AND WOW!!!! 49er fans need to calm down for a second here, i know it’s fun homerism at it’s best. But for real? We won one game!!!! One game!. I mean do you all want to be eating dirt if Seattle wins? They wont win, but c’mon!! Even without Hill, Trufant, Spencer and maybe TJ, Mebane, Jones and Totupu. Hasselbeck, Jones and Carleson are a pretty solid 3.
Either way have your fun and once we win this frog will revert back into a tadpole. LMFAO
by nocal81(Vincent) on Sep 18, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
lol coming from a guy wearing socks and sandals LMAO
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
I wish I knew what that had to do
with Willis having trouble sleeping because someone snuck a pea under his 12 mattresses.
lol i have no idea what that means
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Patrick Willis might miss the 4th quarter
because he has to get home before his coach turns into a pumpkin.
How did you like Gore doing the stanky leg on your defense?
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Now it's guys kissing guys.
So you’re from San Fran and you’re a Seattle fan to hide the truth?
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Willis Is a Princess?
LMFAO I guess that makes Ray Lewis queen B, Shawn Merrimen the queen of England and Mike Singletary homecoming queen.
by nocal81(Vincent) on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Remember when the 49'ers last went 12-4
They had a solid coaching staff then.
what they have a solid coaching staff now?
jimmy (the emperor) rayes OC
greg (i also lead a bike gang) manusky
and unforgettable pull down my pants Samurai Mike Singletary
Hey even if they aren’t great coaches they have got to be some of the most colorful.
about an hour to go until kickoff
Part Fools, it’s almost time for a new sig!!
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
We may need some suggestions..
And I’ll choose the one that I think is best.
Well, we're waiting....
fooch can we get a front page post for suggestions?
or maybe people can throw out ideas in the recap thread
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Maybe I'll put up...
another fanpost tomorrow, since the bet is between Frog and I.
Well, we're waiting....
that works
Your guys FanPost during the week got plenty of discussion so I’d imagine that would work for this.
by David Fucillo on Sep 20, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe..
Posters can post their suggestions here, and maybe a poll with the best ones can go up for vote. But I don’t want to single out Frog as bait for other posters to pile on him. There were a lot of SEA fans in here smacking away (which is good). Frog is big enough and a good sport to man up. I don’t want to be disrespectful of that.
Or maybe I’ll get off of my ass and think of a Sig myself.
Well, we're waiting....
agreed
i didn’t mean everyone go off on Frog, I just figured people could come up with some clever quotes since there are usually some really good ones for the caption contest and stuff.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Drummer
you know (as do all of us) that you are more than capable of coming up with an excellent Sig for Frog. You just have to narrow it down to one, because I’m sure you’ve got 1000s.
by Andrew Davidson on Sep 20, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't even thought of it...
yet. But I will post it tomorrow, along with some final thoughts of what turned out to be a fun week, and brought all kinds of traffic here, not just in this thread, but others as well. Props to SEA fans for sacking up.
Well, we're waiting....
by drummer on Sep 20, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
second that
props to the hawks fans that sacked up.
by Andrew Davidson on Sep 20, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
one of the pics of gore
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We don't really do that here
It was a fun thread and no harm was really done.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention
it wasn’t really a thread for cohesive arguments, it was a thread for chik and I to yell over each other why OUR/MY/YOUR team is better than YOUR/MY/OUR team, then laugh about it later in good spirit and jest.
Mancrushed. Jake Locker for Heisman 2010.
by Tyler Jorgensen on Sep 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
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