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For the 4 of you that read them...More Predictions...


I mis-spelled Predictions on the last one...Not this time....

1.       Tony Romo will date Madonna sparking a feud between Romo and Alex Rodriguez. The fight will end when she dumps them both for not being able to win in the Playoffs.

2.       Matt Cassel will start for the Chiefs, before faking an injury to allow Brodie Croyle to take the beating.

3.       Chad Ochocinco will announce that he and Carson Palmer got matching tattoos. He will then break into Palmers house to babysit his kids, and fight Palmers wife. He will have gotten his idea from the movie Obsessed.

4.       Drew Brees will throw for 64 TDs this year, to 17 different players, including 3 offensive linemen and 2 linebackers.

5.       Vince Young will still try to convince people he is going to be a Super Bowl quarterback one day. When asked if he expected to get his starting role for the Titans back soon he responds, “I don’t know, but Kerry Collins will die eventually right?”

6.       Kurt Warner will admit that he is in fact 55. Vinny Testaverde, not to be out geezered, vows to return and play into his 70’s.

7.       Bret Favre will bid a tearfull farewell, claiming his body just cant take it anymore, he will contradicit himself months later with a comeback. Another easy one.

8.       Mario Williams will reach double digit sacks again. Every sports writter will write him an apology letter for saying the Texans made a mistake.

9.       Josh McDaniels will alienate every player on his team, when instead of trying to trade them, he tries to trade places with any other coach in the leauge, except the Raiders.

10.   Chris Cooley will grow another afro, not because its in style,  but because he is challenging John Riggins for best hair in franchise history.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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