Crabtree speaks
by Redding49ers on Sep 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT
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Amongst stalled contract talks, Michael Crabtree took a moment to share his feelings today. "This is not about football, this is about M.O.N.E.Y" (note: Crabtree actually said "dot" after each letter)
"I don't want the 49ers to guarantee that I will be super rich," Crabtree said with smirk, "I think (and everyone who kisses my ass all day) says I deserve to be super-mega rich." He also referenced his childhood idol, boxing legend Michael Tyson, when he said "(Tyson) blew through way more than $20 million. I want to do that too."
Asked if he is anxious to get on the field, Crabtree replied: "Yeah I like the field, it's green like M.O.N.E.Y" When asked who should be the starter Shawn Hill or Alex Smith - Crabtree wasn't sure because he didn't know who got paid more. "Tell me who gets paid more and I tell you who the starter is!"
The interview was ended early because something shiny caught his eye and he had to go refresh the page on his online bank account.
...and if you ask for a link to this interview, that will be funnier than the article.
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lol
AKA.............Optimist Prime
"Me, I want what's coming to me" And what's that? "The world Chico, and everything in it"
Were you expecting...
…us to laugh or roll our eyes?
Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.
i should be able to on Monday (only have my phone till then)
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 5, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it's spelled S.W.A.N. Hill.
I think I’ve seen this dozens of time by now and I’m getting tires of it. People: your fanposts are NOT “articles.” I mean, really.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
This cannot be rec'd enough.
Well done.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
crabtree owens
screw u crabtree. you are in the same class as terrel owens. A NO CLASS EGO FREEK. they named streets after you, ONEWAY. hope you go to detroit
mildly entertaining
probably more truth to it than we think.
by remembertheCATCH on Sep 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
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