Crabtree speaks
Amongst stalled contract talks, Michael Crabtree took a moment to share his feelings today. "This is not about football, this is about M.O.N.E.Y" (note: Crabtree actually said "dot" after each letter)
"I don't want the 49ers to guarantee that I will be super rich," Crabtree said with smirk, "I think (and everyone who kisses my ass all day) says I deserve to be super-mega rich." He also referenced his childhood idol, boxing legend Michael Tyson, when he said "(Tyson) blew through way more than $20 million. I want to do that too."
Asked if he is anxious to get on the field, Crabtree replied: "Yeah I like the field, it's green like M.O.N.E.Y" When asked who should be the starter Shawn Hill or Alex Smith - Crabtree wasn't sure because he didn't know who got paid more. "Tell me who gets paid more and I tell you who the starter is!"
The interview was ended early because something shiny caught his eye and he had to go refresh the page on his online bank account.
...and if you ask for a link to this interview, that will be funnier than the article.
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lol
AKA.............Optimist Prime
"Me, I want what's coming to me" And what's that? "The world Chico, and everything in it"
by rlott#42 on Sep 5, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Were you expecting...
…us to laugh or roll our eyes?
Never use a big word where a diminutive alternative would suffice.
by YoungWillis on Sep 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we shall trade him to the redskins for orakpo
i like the way my coach said that, and the way id agree with him
by big beaner on Sep 5, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can HTS insert the facepalm picture?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by chikmagnet_565 on Sep 5, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i should be able to on Monday (only have my phone till then)
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 5, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's spelled S.W.A.N. Hill.
I think I’ve seen this dozens of time by now and I’m getting tires of it. People: your fanposts are NOT “articles.” I mean, really.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 5, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This cannot be rec'd enough.
Well done.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Sep 6, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crabtree owens
screw u crabtree. you are in the same class as terrel owens. A NO CLASS EGO FREEK. they named streets after you, ONEWAY. hope you go to detroit
by tystick on Sep 6, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raatarded Thread
"Bar None!" - William Floyd
by maveric_87 on Sep 6, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's raatarded as well.
Dwight, Jerry: Crabtree is clutch
by 10forTech on Sep 7, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mildly entertaining
probably more truth to it than we think.
by remembertheCATCH on Sep 6, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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