Crabtree Nickname
by 9erguy on Sep 7, 2009 11:22 AM PDT
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I've searched around Niner Nation and was surprised to find that no one had discussed a nickname for Michael Crabtree. I had previously read that he prefers to be called Crabs. Though I think we can be more creative than that. In the poll below, I'll put some of the stuff I've both heard and came up with. My personal favorite is Moneytree. Though I think it'd also be funny to call him [site decorum] as the mention of his name makes me think of curse words.
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Maybe a fanshot
There’s enough Craptree posts out here. he’s a beaver taint
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
Fagtree
Recently announced on ESPN that he will more than likeley sit out the season and Re enter the 2010 NFL draft
by Italian King on Sep 14, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
He'll be traded come March 1st
He won’t get a chance to re-enter the draft…
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Too many words
Didn’t make this a fanshot as it was just a bit over the 75 words or more that is needed by a fanpost. Moreover, as far as I know, the fanshot doesn’t allow for a poll to be posted; something I really wanted.
There are many Craptree posts out there, but none so far have touched on nicknames for him so I thought it was appropriate….
I don't really like the Craptree one..
Moneytree and Cashtree are pretty good.
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
I don't call him craptree
I call him beaver taint
AKA.............Optimist Prime
Banned in 13 comments from the Gulls and I am proud!!
lol well thats
interesting
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
Crabs
Because he is like an nasty annoying itchy little sea creature that hangs out around my crotch.
Quote of the year "I want to wear a Dwight Clark jersey to the new cowboy stadium."
TMI
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Sep 7, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, he'll do anything for money
But he won’t… do… that.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Sep 8, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
The #10 pick
Cause he needs reminding and his name is worthless to me until he’s in the uniform that bares it.
You gotta bring ass to get ass.
Just sign Mr. Crab
The niners need a super star on offense to take the pressure off the run game on sundays. Ohh and its been a long time coming since we had a big threat at WR im not saying he will be a top ten WR but he looked very promising.I’ve been a 9er fan all my life now 25 yoa . I just want to see the dynasty that got us 5superbowls rise agian. So just sign him it makes us another weapon that we do need so thats my thoughts to a new year go 49ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The MC Crab Commander
because his initials are MC and that reminds me of the MC Bat Commander from the Aquabats.
I take full responsibility for my irresponsibility.
I don’t know. All of my favorite nicknames come from all of my least favorite fanposts. I think I’ll wait for one of those to come around. Here’s the list so far:
1. Shaun Hill = Swan Hill
2. Scot McCloughan = Mc Boo Foo
3. Michael Crabtree = ???
I guess we’ll just have to wait for the right fanpost.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
seriously
It’s just matter of the right time and the right place. We clearly can’t force the issue when it comes to a great nickname.
by David Fucillo on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm..
i think his name should be some adjective..
like
God, he was so crabtastic today.
would that adjective be used
when he scored a touchdown, or when he demanded more money immediately afterward?
I take full responsibility for my irresponsibility.
I am still going with
Crabs, for reasons mentioned above but change it to your crotch, lol.
Quote of the year "I want to wear a Dwight Clark jersey to the new cowboy stadium."
I wouldn't say it's superior to any of those,
but I’ve been calling him Crab-Ass since he was in college.
Chris Cohan- YOU'RE FIRED!
Did you know something about him ?
I’m wondering if he was a Prima donna then ?
Who was Crabtree favorite Prime donna ? Yea, most of you have guess it ! DEION !!!!!!!
by LASVEGASNINER on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
ahh nothing quite like a rousing childhood game of Crab-Ass in the school yard
It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s*** up everyday.
I don't blaim you
I’d still be upset too after Texas Tech owned Aaron Rodgers…
Dwight, Jerry: Crabtree is clutch
dollartime
since he is only worth that much now. lol
by warriorfan4life on Sep 14, 2009 2:03 AM PDT reply actions
I can see the future
i believe that u should only get a nickname when u actually play. So foreseeing that he won’t be playing till next year, I see his nickname being “2010 2nd round draft pick”. Its a bit long but for some reason with crabtree it just flows naturally.
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