If I were GM of the 49ers for a day, what would I do?
It couldn't get worse, this team is like poo.
I'd trade Alex Smith the the Montreal Alouettes
For a washing machine, that's what I'd gets.
I'd tell Mike Singletary that Jesus was outside,
than I'd lock the door and wait until he cried.
His face would get red, He'd know he'd been used
And fallen for my rather, clever ruse.
I'd not let him in, no matter how mad he got,
He'd have an aneurysm his head would get hot.
Than he'd be so sad that he'd have to retire,
And I'd hire Marty (Site Decorum) Shottenheimer
I'd punch Jed York, he'd hurt in the worst way
Who cares if I'm fired, I'm only GM for one day.
And when he called the police, I'd run far away.