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Who's on Dope? (Metaphorically Speaking. . . )

“My high hopes, they haven’t gone anywhere,” Singletary said. “We’re 0-4 but we have a lot of football games to play. The way our team’s playing, I’m very encouraged by what I see."  -- MIKE SINGLETARY

DID HE SEE THE SEATTLE AND CHIEFS GAMES, AND THE 4TH QUARTERS, OF THE FALCONS AND SAINTS GAMES, OR WAS HE BUSY TRYING TO FIND HIS DRUG DEALER?

How about this one:

“I think everyone knows it’s a long season, it’s a marathon,” he said. “A lot can happen. You have to keep your focus now and we’re going to go over this game, learn from it." -- ALEX SMITH

WOW, YOU MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO LEARN FROM THIS GAME? BECAUSE IN SIX YEARS YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED:

1. HOW TO BE CONSISTENT

2. HOW TO CONTROL A GAME

3. HOW TO THROW DEEP

4. HOW TO THROW A SIDELINE PASS

5. HOW TO THROW BALLS OVER THE MIDDLE THAT RECEIVERS DON'T HAVE TO LEAP FOR

6. HOW TO TURN 3RD DOWNS IN TO 1ST DOWNS, (HINT: IT'S IN THE RULE BOOK) . . .  OR:

7. HOW TO WIN.

MAYBE ALEX NEEDS TO EXPLORE SOMETHING LIKE MEDITATION, OR LSD, TO FIND HIS INNER GURU? BECAUSE HIS LAST TEACHER (WASN'T THAT MIKE JOHNSON?) GOT HIM NOWHERE FAST.

 

My question to Niners Nation is, who is on dope (metaphorically speaking):

  1. Singletary
  2. Smith
  3. Both
  4. Fans who still support them
  5. All of the above
  6. Just Me
  7. None of the above . . . AND WHY?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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