The holiday that everybody has been waiting for is here, it's December 23rd, which means it's time for Festivus! If you aren't privy to what Festivus is, I suggest you form over $180 and get yourself the complete series of Seinfeld. Watch every episode, then report back here. Seinfeld really is required viewing for basically every conceivable situation in life, the universe and everything in general.
Festivus is a holiday observed by celebrating the holiday season without participating in the pressures and commercialism. It's the "Festivus for the rest of us," and it was put that way by the folks on the show, and I can't think of a better way than that to say it. One of the better traditions on Festivus is the Airing of Grieevances. As it's told in the show ...
Frank Costanza: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!
Frank Costanza: The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!
Oh boy do I have some grievances to get through! For the 49ers, for members of the football media. I've got some choice words for Matt Millen, but I'll leave that malice for Fooch, I think he'll appreciate that. I think we all have some things to say about Singletary, maybe even Jimmy Raye or some of the players.
Let's get creative with this. Air out your grievances, one in each comment and everyone else, rec the better/funnier grievances as you would a Caption This! post.