Caption This: Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban at the NBA All Star game
by David Fucillo on Feb 21, 2010 10:36 AM PST
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PrintApologies for the lack of material thus far today at the site. I was out for a friend's birthday last night and it got a bit ugly by the end of the night. Given that I thought we'd go with something light today. Up till now our Caption This contests have only involved the 49ers. However, given that things are completely quiet at this point in the offseason, I thought we'd mix in something else that is so clearly asking to be mocked.
The 2010 NBA All Star Game was in Dallas this year, hosted by Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. As has been the case of late for any event in Dallas, Jerry Jones wanted to help host the event at his personal temple, also known as his new football stadium. Once again another attendance record was set in the building as the game played host to 108,713 fans, setting the record for most people to ever watch a basketball game.
I'm not a huge NBA fan, but I enjoy checking out games on occasion. I cannot even begin to imagine what it must be like to watch such a game in the cheap seats. Football is ok from the nosebleed seats because it's a fairly big field and you can generally see enough of what's going in. Basketball is significantly smaller. A regulation basketball court is 94 feet in length, so not even 1/3 that of a football field.
I'm sure we can come up with some good captions, although it might be a bit more difficult with not much happening in the picture. It took place during a timeout in the 4th quarter of the game itself.
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Mark Cuban finds out he’s the illegitimate love child of Jerry Jones.
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by Drew Kerr on Feb 21, 2010 10:46 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Jones: “I’m not joking Mark, I really can’t move my face out of this position!”
by David Fucillo on Feb 21, 2010 10:49 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
"All hat... no cattle..."
It’s a Texas kind of saying, and it’s particularly applicable to those two.
Cuban: “C’mon… stop pinching my butt Jerry… It’s not funny anymore.”
Jones: “But it’s so firm Marky”
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by Drew Kerr on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
A trade
I’ll trade you Wade Phillips for Rick Carlisle. It’s not like they really matter anyways…
Ju-ust a bit outside
by WayOutInLF14 on Feb 21, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Jerry and Mark trying to make light of their team’s first round failures. Not picture: T-Mac.
by VigilanteSteve on Feb 21, 2010 12:50 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
A display in Dallas, Texas, shows two of the most realistic wax sculptures that have ever been made.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
I admire a guy that puts down $300 million of his own money on a new stadium
"Proving 2nd class ownership is profitable"
by More False Hope on Feb 21, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions
Senator Palpatine speaks in confidence to a fat Anikin Skywalker about the many benefits of letting himself go to the Dark Side. Skywalker was heard saying, “I think I’ve already let myself go enough already.”
I don't know about that, to the groin.
Also, Anikin Skywalker is bad at English.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
Also,
Anakin is spelled with an “a” not an “i.”
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by mountaindew77 on Feb 21, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well sure, that’s the Tatooine way to spell it. I’m using the Romanization.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I see.
My mistake.
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by mountaindew77 on Feb 21, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever spelled Anakin right without looking it up first, though. It’s just too bad that I made so many mistakes in my caption, because it distracts from the fact that Jones really does look like Palpatine in that picture.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
I also wish I had seen that thewhizkid beat me to this joke in the first place.
Gah, this thread has been a massive fail for me.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
what are we going to do tonight brain?
The same thing we do everynight, Pinky… try to take over the world!!!
by crevis1987 on Feb 21, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions 14 recs
The only question I have
which one is Pinky and which one is the Brain?
Yes Drew K, Tim Tebow will probably get picked in the first round.
WIN
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Feb 22, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones attempting to keep a straight face while discussing the possibility of one of their teams going deep into the playoffs.
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by mountaindew77 on Feb 21, 2010 2:31 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
hey mark between me and you k now the real reason i let go of T.O and pacman,why ‘’because him and T.O ran a train on jessica simpson and that was romo that ran in the bathroom and start fighting pacman ’’ now you keep that what’s word keep that on the under .
by jayjonna415 on Feb 21, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Mark Cuban laughs at joke told by Jerry Jones’ original mouth, now lifted discretely behind Jones’ right ear; current mouth remains motionless.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Feb 21, 2010 5:23 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Cuban: “You know Jerry, a lot of people call me a younger version of you.”
Jerry: “Heh, yeah, except I have three championships you’ll never have”
Cuban: “[site decorum] you Jerry!”
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by mountaindew77 on Feb 21, 2010 6:31 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
mark cuban: e-gads! for the money you paid that hair piece is atrocious and just wait until it’s shown on that billion dollar TV of yours.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
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by remembering9ergods on Feb 21, 2010 8:01 PM PST reply actions
CUBE.... I AM YO FATHAH
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Cuban: So I fly to Paris to sign closing papers on the Eiffel tower!
Jones: Ha! You probably paid less than I paid for this entire stadium!
My Will Clark will kick your honor student's ass!
How about this?
Cuban: “I’ve got a hundred million that says I’m richer than you, Jerry! What do you think?”
by 49erFanSince1950 on Feb 22, 2010 4:00 PM PST reply actions
Jerry Jones: “Where’s uh… where’s Donald Trump Cuban, he’s late. Didn’t I tell ya to invite him?”
Mark Cuban: “I locked that S.O.B. in an electrical closet with Eli Manning and some Oreo’s. Don’t worry you’re gonna win your first game in this stadium.”
Jerry Jones: “You been hangin’ out with Mike Leach?”
Mark Cuban: “hahahahaha!!! How’d you know?”
Jerry Jones: “Christ Cuban, nice job. What do I owe ya?”
Evil laugh…
Cuban: “Heh heh heh… muah hah hah ha!”
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