Caption This: Your possible future backup quarterback
by David Fucillo on Mar 7, 2010 7:00 AM PST
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After the jump I've posted the winning caption for the Jerry Jones/Mark Cuban picture. For our next caption this contest, we are fortunate to have a classic picture that is just asking to be captioned. For those that missed it, yesterday we had a running thread for David Carr's pow wow with the Bay Area media. The only problem was that it never actually took place, as Carr was out the door before the media could speak with him.
The glory of the whole thing was that the open thread yielded some comedic gold, including some intriguing photos like this. When you're sitting around waiting for a press conference to start, it's easy to get bored. Thankfully we've got some incredibly creative people. TexansDC wandered over into the thread and posted this picture of David Carr and Darcy Maeda, who were voted Most Likely to Be Famous at their high school. We know where David Carr is. A quick google search revealed a few details, and even a t-shirt, involving Darcy.
Anyways, I'm not sure what kind of captions folks will come up with, but I'm sure people can nail a few good ones. This was the "Most Likely to be Famous" photo, so if you want, you can even make your caption a "Most Likely" about Carr.
Pinky: "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
Brain: "The same thing we do everynight, Pinky… try to take over the world!!!"
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who want a carr? you want a carr. he good for football, run like toyota, no know how to stop!
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
"…traded as many times this summer as a bad hooker’s phone number at a Vegas convention of Proctologists ."
by remembering9ergods on Mar 7, 2010 7:36 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Well, I’m glad we got the Asian joke out of the way front and center.
I mean, really?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 7, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
oh come on thats not racist…..geeez.
whats next, someone calls me racist for saying cornbread?
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
"…traded as many times this summer as a bad hooker’s phone number at a Vegas convention of Proctologists ."
by remembering9ergods on Mar 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I didn’t say it was racist. Although it kinda is. I just said it was lame.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 8, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
lame? maybe…..first of all i didnt mean for it to offend anyone so if i did offend you or anyone else, i am sorry. however, If you can’t laugh at yourself, can you really laugh at anyone else? i mean i feel sometimes get to upset over little things
as for being racist, take it as you want but im as far from racist as you can get. my best friend is Cantonesen and my daughter is kenyan. i try to keep that crap away from my daughter at the very least. i dont feel talking in a voice or in this case writing the way alot of asians(at least in my part of the country) talk. if anyone else who reads it feels it’s racist or out of place please let me know. being in the northeast things may be accepted differently here than on the west coast also. i dont know.
Again, my Apologize for offending anyone with my caption.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
"…traded as many times this summer as a bad hooker’s phone number at a Vegas convention of Proctologists ."
by remembering9ergods on Mar 8, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
I never tried call you personally racist, and I sincerely hope you don’t take it that way. I like to make a distinction between people and words. Plenty of people who aren’t even a little bit racist have said something racist in their lives. I know I have. Just like plenty of kind-hearted people say some mean things in their lives. I mean, the list of people who say words that don’t reflect their hearts could be endless.
So I don’t want you to take it wrong. I don’t think you’re racist. I do think the comment is a little bit, but the two aren’t necessarily connected and I don’t hold you at fault for it. I’m just not a fan of the pseudo-Chinese language stuff, and I’ll generally speak up when I see it. Better, I think to at least let somebody know that I think they said something questionable.
And I wasn’t personally offended either. I just thought the comment straddled a line that could have easily been avoided. I really didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. It’s not a big deal.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 8, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I thought it was funny
“big name” comedians tell these types of jokes all the time.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Mar 7, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
me too
i even laughed at “cornbread”
"There is no pressure. Pressure only exists when you're not prepared."
-The Samurai
Alex Smith is garbage...
Meh. I don’t hear a lot of “big time comedians” doing mock Chinese syntax outside of a satirical context. This wasn’t satirical. It was mocking. That’s a difference I care about. You might not. That’s probably all there is to it. I’m not going to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to state my discomfort.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 8, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
Marcy: See that guy there? He's going to sack you.
David: What else is new?
Balanced draft with offensive emphasis. Pick 13 CJ Spiller 17 to Chargers 28 DI/DET Jared Odrick 48 WR Demaryius Thomas 60 S Reshad Jones
79 Jared Valdheer 110 OG Marshall Newhouse 141 CB Akwasi Owusu Ansah 172 OLB O'Brien Schoffield 208 FB Manase Tonga (He and Britt Miller can swap off and one play blocking TE and one FB)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Mar 7, 2010 7:41 AM PST reply actions
David: I hope football don't ruin this face
Marcy: I’m not sure but i bet that guy(camera man) sure can
OK, one of you stole my boyfriend's goatee and hid it in these leaves ...
… was it you? You?
"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...
Or ...
David: Marcy, will you quit starting a fight with the cameraman and tell me how to shake this terrible feeling that my chin will fall off if I don’t keep my hand EXACTLY here ….
"This could be another Very Special Team" ... Superbowl winning Niners lineman Dan Audick ...
After an unrivaled high school theatrical career, avid thespians David and his brother Marcy Carr set Guienness record for longest time spent in one position.
Darcy: im the one who taught him how to take a sack
49ers are the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
by swagger on Mar 7, 2010 8:56 AM PST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
darcy: you know david if j.t o’sullivan was still here we would have a pretty good circus act
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
"…traded as many times this summer as a bad hooker’s phone number at a Vegas convention of Proctologists ."
by remembering9ergods on Mar 7, 2010 9:00 AM PST reply actions
darcy: um david…..
david: hmmmm?
darcy: is that patrick willis coming at you like a speeding locomotive?
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
im gonna be all up on you like a spider monkey!
"…traded as many times this summer as a bad hooker’s phone number at a Vegas convention of Proctologists ."
by remembering9ergods on Mar 7, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions
Don’t take the picture yet. I have to pop this pimple.
Don't trust this guy. He lies.
by urnext on Mar 7, 2010 9:11 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's nice
Seriously, what is his hand doing on his chin like that?
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
He was trying to do the
aloof look I guess and she was trying to do the tough cool girl look.
Balanced draft with offensive emphasis. Pick 13 CJ Spiller 17 to Chargers 28 DI/DET Jared Odrick 48 WR Demaryius Thomas 60 S Reshad Jones
79 Jared Valdheer 110 OG Marshall Newhouse 141 CB Akwasi Owusu Ansah 172 OLB O'Brien Schoffield 208 FB Manase Tonga (He and Britt Miller can swap off and one play blocking TE and one FB)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Mar 7, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
After a quick picture with a fan, Dallas Winston hurried to reach the brawl against the Socs with Darry, Soda Pop, Ponyboy, and the rest of the Greasers.
by Blank x2 on Mar 7, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Even if you’ve only read the book, it’s pretty funny.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 7, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 7, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
lol
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Mar 7, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Illustrated: “The Thinker” and “The Uncle Sam”
Source: Encylopedia of Silly Poses. 2nd ed. vol XIII. Ministry of Silly Poses, 1998. pg 249. Print.
S.S.D.D.
by .KARMA on Mar 7, 2010 9:29 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Teen Pregnancy is at an all time high
..and to help bring awareness to this epidemic, MTV has created a new reality TV series depicting the lives of young teens pre and post partum.
Season 1, Episode 1; Bakersfield, CA….
David Carr Will Help us Win the SB
David Carr will be a great QB for us. He learned from Eli. He will lead the team to the next level!
Perhaps this...
Unknowingly, Darcy Maeda correctly predicts David Carr’s draft position, his career touchdown total, and the number of SF fans that want him on their team with the point of a single finger.
Ju-ust a bit outside
by WayOutInLF14 on Mar 7, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions 9 recs
David Carr is great
He will do well behind our OLine. He is the next coming of Montana
by FootballFan68 on Mar 7, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
Troll
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Mar 7, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
Hannah Montana, maybe
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
by LondonNiner on Mar 7, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Caption
Starting Quarterback; Darcy Maeda exudes the confidence and swagger synonymous with the signal caller position while 2nd string hopeful, David Carr attempts to provide structural support to his glass-jaw with the tenuous assistance of a noodle-arm.
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Mar 7, 2010 11:25 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
David Carr ponders
Hmm I wonder if I could make a bunch of reporters and fans wait for hours one day. While Darcy points and says “You are going to be forced to watch me sing one day while spending ‘quality time’ with your wife and family”
Balanced draft with offensive emphasis. Pick 13 CJ Spiller 17 to Chargers 28 DI/DET Jared Odrick 48 WR Demaryius Thomas 60 S Reshad Jones
79 Jared Valdheer 110 OG Marshall Newhouse 141 CB Akwasi Owusu Ansah 172 OLB O'Brien Schoffield 208 FB Manase Tonga (He and Britt Miller can swap off and one play blocking TE and one FB)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Mar 7, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions
wow is it really this qiuet
4 us just one ice nmove 4 us and im cool 2 the draft if we make 2 then thats money as anyone heard any rumors lately??
by jayjonna415 on Mar 7, 2010 11:59 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
really?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Mar 7, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Huh?
Is English your first language?
I survived the David Carr Press Conference Thread 3/06/2010
Credit to iaalexeeff
by Hoopers Judge on Mar 7, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
we have a winner!
"The Football The 49ers Team has The excitement of the bear, the velocity of the deer and strenght of the buffalo.
See that Super Bowl Trophy, David?
Someday, it could be you holding it!
by Riding The F Train on Mar 7, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions
then she adds
If you get a job as a trophy polisher.
Balanced draft with offensive emphasis. Pick 13 CJ Spiller 17 to Chargers 28 DI/DET Jared Odrick 48 WR Demaryius Thomas 60 S Reshad Jones
79 Jared Valdheer 110 OG Marshall Newhouse 141 CB Akwasi Owusu Ansah 172 OLB O'Brien Schoffield 208 FB Manase Tonga (He and Britt Miller can swap off and one play blocking TE and one FB)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Mar 7, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Darcy: “See that man David? He’s really a cybernetic being from the future. He was sent back to try and kill you.”
David: “Yeah, but he’s got Bud Light!”
by Riding The F Train on Mar 7, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions
His name is Patrick Willis?
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by SportsChicken on Mar 7, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Caption
One of these people went on to become famous and the other is David Carr.
by TexansDC on Mar 7, 2010 12:09 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Get Smart Anyone?
Agent 99: “Why is that man running at you? Is he an enemy agent?”
Maxwell Smart (after getting tackled): “Ahh, the old ‘sack the quarterback’ trick! That’s the 20th time this week!”
by Riding The F Train on Mar 7, 2010 12:13 PM PST reply actions
Caption
Two young kids strive to one day be body doubles for Brad Paisley and Margaret Cho.
by chase348 on Mar 7, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Ferris Bueller?
Marcy: “I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her!”
David: "I think we should shoot her. "
by Riding The F Train on Mar 7, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions
Most likely to...
…stop, collaborate, and listen.
by Bigmouth on Mar 7, 2010 1:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Carr looks like the Air Bud kid all grown up
Since the death of Air Bud, his owner, David, ponders the possibility of switching from basketball to football.
David: Hey um, you. You think you can run on all fours and catch footballs with your mouth?
Darcy: You got it, as long as you can throw it accurately.
David: Umm…
by NFLQBClub98_YoungRice on Mar 7, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions
Carr: i was voted most likely to be famous
camera guy: dont you mean most like likely to get sacked
darci: shut up!
49ers are the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
by swagger on Mar 7, 2010 1:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions
or
“for the last time, I’m telling you, my right forearm’s so big because I’m a future #1 QB and FOR NO OTHER REASON!!”
Darcy Maeda and David Carr walking through the forest one day see a strange sight.
Darcy: (pointing) Who’s that running towards us?
David: I don’t know, let me think (puts hand towards chin thinking intently).
Dracy: He’s getting closer.
David: ……….
Daivd: I know who that is! It’s Patrick Willis! (Sack)
I survived the David Carr Press Conference Thread 3/06/2010
Credit to iaalexeeff
Darci: i think thats godzilla over there coming this way
carr: hmmmm no i think thats no way oh s*** patrick willis!
49ers are the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
by swagger on Mar 7, 2010 9:53 PM PST via mobile reply actions
David: I’m going to be a famous NFL quarterback and kids all over the nation will look up to me as a role model…
Darcy: (with sweet voice and fixed smile in place) Gee, David, you’re a nice guy and all, but why don’t you want to use your brain? You could become famous for your powers of persuasion, your public speaking ability, your calm presence before a crowd, and you wouldn’t have to get hit in the ribs a single time…
David (to himself): She’s a girl, I can’t tackle her… she’s a girl, I can’t tackle her…
Revised
In a rare moment in his life, David Carr poses for a picture that doesn’t involve a defensive player taking him to the ground.
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by mountaindew77 on Mar 8, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Young Clark Kent and Margaret Cho implore you. Don't Do Drugs! It will make your chin fall off.
"The Football The 49ers Team has The excitement of the bear, the velocity of the deer and strenght of the buffalo.
that was terrible but I havent been around in a few days and I had to throw something out there
"The Football The 49ers Team has The excitement of the bear, the velocity of the deer and strenght of the buffalo.
The first thing I thought when I saw the image was “Margaret Cho.” The resemblance is kind of uncanny.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 8, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
You must have missed my post about 20 lines up…
“Two young kids strive to one day be body doubles for Brad Paisley and Margaret Cho”
Definitely think Carr looks more like Paisley than Clark Kent.
Ah yes.
I did indeed miss that one.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Mar 8, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
good one, I missed it too
I have no idea who Brad Paisley is but I’ll take your word for it.
"The Football The 49ers Team has The excitement of the bear, the velocity of the deer and strenght of the buffalo.
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