Golden Nuggets: I'd get banned from Twitter if I was a player, probably.
by James Brady on May 12, 2010 3:01 AM PDT
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Morning folks. Ninjames here--I'm glad to see a portion of you enjoyed the changes I made to the Nuggets yesterday, and where applicable, I'll continue to do those things. Maybe I'll find a "lol" article of the day that's football related. Unsure yet. Maybe I'll get to a point where I'm linking waaay more, but we'll see. Either way, I've got some new links for you today--not a ton, but enough to make the jump, which is always nice. Should be getting these up on time, but if I don't (I currently am looking at about fifteen minutes in which to put these Nuggets together), then I apologize in advance. In fact, I may just apologize in my signature because I do it so often--but hey, the links are on me, ya know? Anyway, here's the aforementioned links, I'll shut up. Enjoy, folks.
The 49ers made the signing of CB Will James official. I like the signing, he's coming off a career year and may be able to contribute. Maybe. (Yahoo.com)
Dre Bly and Walt Harris probably won't be back as 49ers, as per the recent signing--not to mention their numbers have been given out already. (SacBee.com)
Maiocco takes a look at the 49ers and their contracts, their contract strategy and things of that nature. (CSNBayArea.com)
Davis and Dockett did some Twitter trash talking yesterday--Fooch has a post about it later but yeah. (PressDemocrat.com)
Jerry Rice's presenter into the NFL Hall of Fame will be Eddie DeBartolo. Was there any doubt? (ProFootballHOF.com)
Sando is of the opinion that Frank Gore is overvalued in fantasy projections this season. I wonder if he watched the 49ers draft--or was he too busy fawning over the 'Hawks? (ESPN.com)
Here's his latest mailbag post, though. It's always a good read, and I mostly joke about Sando--I don't think there was bias in the above article but I do hate it when the Seahawks bias shows. (ESPN.com)
A Santa Clara tax hike is likely to get... a warm reception. Awesome. (NBCBayArea.com)
A look at who made the biggest impact to their team via trades this offseason. Obviously not the 49ers... until Ginn takes a TD to the house, and the 'Hawks realize that Whitehurst is, in fact, an awful quarterback. (ESPN.com)
The 49ers didn't get a whole lot of fantasty football respect from this list, but we got some. I'm OK with it. (PressDemocrat.com)
Yesterday on Niners Nation Yesterday we began with the Nuggets, which of course is your favorite thing on Niners Nation, Fooch's post on the Brian Cushing situation, a discussion about comments made by Arthur Blank, a short discussion on the official signing of Will James, Fooch's reminder to vote or be square on the stadium measure, and the sexiest grill known to man. Food prepared in that grill will be at least 38% more delicious than food made in other grills.
Today on Niners Nation (All times pacific and possibly maybe subject to change. Maybe. Possibly. Not likely)
7:00 AM - Fooch has his look at the Twitter battle between Darnell Docket and Vernon Davis. I'll likely weigh in when it goes up.
11:00 AM - We may or may not have a post from Smileyman at eleven. Fooch told me I didn't have to put anything about it in here, but I like being recalcitrant. Update: Smileyman's post pertains to high school football rivalries, likely stemming from the recent bit about them that the NFL Network has been running/advertising. Should be good.
2:00 PM - Another post from Fooch, concerning a quote from Jimmy Raye about Alex Smith and his confidence.
49ers Tweet of the Day "@ddockett last time I checked I was standing over top of #24 with a football stuck to my glove and believe we were in the endzone" by Vernon Davis, who's Twitter is here. The guy has won this two days in a row.
Yesterday's Best Comment "he'll be alright though, he's from the hood" by DreZ, in reference to Dre Bly likely being out. I'm just finding more random things to throw in here--because I can. Earn your name in the Nuggets, bahaha. For my amusement.
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Post scheduler put it up at 3:01.
Grrr.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Shhh. You didn’t see that.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
Somebody didn't read the update.
WHO’S MAKING MISTAKES NOW SMILEYMAN
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
Davis will be the #1 fantasy TE
if only because of his TDs
Crabtree will be far better than 23rd—I hope people think he’s going to be that bad because he’ll be a steal for a ton of fantasy owners. Alex Smith will be much better than 21st as well. Heck he was better than 21st last year.
I was right, you were wrong.
I just think Iupati is going to make Gore’s life so much easier.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
Davis should make life easier for Smith more than Iupati.
But yeah.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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It's way too early in the (site decorum) morning...
I’m currently at Oakland International Airport. I’ve got a 6am flight to Atlanta. Super Shuttle picked me up at 3am and after another pickup, dropped me off at the airport at 4am. Of course the airport doesn’t really open until 430. The doors are open, but I can’t print my boarding pass until 430. So I sit here twiddling my thumbs. Oh, and Ninjames, I like the changes. They add a certain something to the Nuggets.
What are the odds ...
… on you being able to spell ‘recalcitrant’ correctly, but not ‘whose’? Weird.
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
Based on past performance I would say it currently stands at 100%
But that could change with further posts… :)
I'll admit to being too lazy to look up "recalcitrant"
though it sounds like someone who went through the calcium dispenser line multiple times.
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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or perhaps
a wandering vagrant calcium beggar.
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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It has nothing to do with the bone-building mineral found in calcium, I'm afraid ...
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
Found in milk, I meant to say ...
… damn I’m stupid, although I do know the difference between whose and who’s.
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
perhaps
re-treading calcium-based tires?
Even if it doesn’t, it screams “CALCIUM” to me
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yeah but you have to eat a lot of them
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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Ha ha
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
by LondonNiner on May 12, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey hey hey.
You’re implying that I’m not able to spell it correctly and differentiate its usage? That hurts, man! Right about the time I’m doing the Nuggets you’re enjoying either a late breakfast or an early lunch, I have an excuse.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
Great idea having comment of the day.
It is my sole goal in life to get Comment of the Day here at Niners Nation, now that I have given up being the Peter King Monday Morning Quarterback Tweet of the Week. HE NEVER F___ING ANSWERS ME!
by Rod Blogojevich on May 12, 2010 8:41 AM PDT reply actions
Ask him a question about the Patriots or Jets.
I bet he’ll answer you then.
I can't wait for Mango's sig to say "0 days to go".
Glad to see folks like the changes in the Nuggets.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
we don't
we lied
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Pfft. You do them, then.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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by James Brady on May 12, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a better contributor
than author
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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maybe because I have an itchy "post" finger
I don’t spend a ton of time on my stuff, just like to throw stuff out there.
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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I kind of have to spend a ton of time on my stuff
Because I have so much stuff.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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by James Brady on May 12, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Ohh yea
I saw that from Vernon.
Unfortunately tweeter is way too tweaked out and it is impossible to follow a conversion of what is being said back and forth…
I approve the nuggets modification!
Good Guess
Coach probably had Bly gone after the Falcons showboat incident. If he took it to the endzone he might had a chance. To do a post game apology, not a good look for a veteran. Just my opinion.
Let's make a good team, a Great Team!
what an honor
quote of the day! first i’d like to thank god. Coach sing for the quote and james for noticing LOL
Can u c coach sing's vision? I do!......We all know PATRICK WILLIS is our future!
It was well deserved.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
oops
comment of the day
Can u c coach sing's vision? I do!......We all know PATRICK WILLIS is our future!
Also, if anybody has anymore suggestions for improving the Nuggets...
…I’m all ears. :]
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
joke of the day?
Many football jokes are interchangeable. Because I was banned from Field gulls, and also because they play seahawks games on Fox every sunday in western canada instead of 49er games, they should all focus on the seahawks.
by Rod Blogojevich on May 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Field Gulls is the joke of the day.
Swish.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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Am I allowed to do that?
OF COURSE I AM, MY NUGGETS SOOOON
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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by James Brady on May 13, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you keep a seahawk off your lawn? Draw a goal line across the front of it. LOL. Actually, in all seriousness, the best football joke I’ve ever heard is “why did chicago trade william perry to dallas for michael irvin? They wanted a coke machine in the locker room instead of a refrigerator.” I also like the criminal ones that poked fun of the cowboys in the 90s… Although they apply more to the bengals now.
-did you hear of the bengals new defensive coordinator? its jonny cochran
-did you hear of the bengals 11-5 season? 11 arrests, 5 convictions
This is the only other one I can think of:
A group of football fans are walking home from the bar when they see a woman naked and drunk passed out in some bushes. To preserve her dignity while they waited for the cops to pick her up, they all decided to take off their hats and cover up her private areas. Two of the guys were wearing Niners caps, and so both placed them on each side of the woman’s chest. The other guy was a Seattle fan, and so he took off his hat and used it to cover her midsection. The cop arrived and after receiving an explanation from the fans, began to take some notes. He first took the hat on the left side of her chest off and replaced it, then wrote some notes in his ledger. He moved to her right side, picked up the hat, put it back again, and scribbled some more notes. Finally, he got to the Seahawk cap, lifted it, put it down, then lifted it again, put it down, and did this a couple more times. The Seattle fan was getting irritated, and suddenly burst out “what the hell are you doing, officer? Are you some kind of pervert?” The officer placed the cap down again, looked at the fan and said, “not a pervert, just surprised. Typically, when I look under a Seahawk hat, I find an a-hole!”
Sorry if I tested the limits of site decorum on that one!
by Rod Blogojevich on May 12, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
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