Caption This: Closing the book on Scot McCloughan
by David Fucillo on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT
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PrintAlright, the time has come to put a nice big bow on the Scot McCloughan era and move forward. While it's true that he will be quite active for the division rival Seattle Seahawks, it's safe to say that most of us aren't worried about what he might have to say about the franchise to his new employers. We're all going to survive this whole period of time.
However, as has been requested by numerous folks, the era will not be sufficiently closed without a Caption This contest. I haven't quite figured out how frequently we'll have these Caption This contests, but this seems like a worthy picture to caption. Ninjames mentioned yesterday that it would be the last time he would use that image, but thankfully he's not quite yet the overlord here at Niners Nation!
While we all have our opinions on McCloughan's departure, let's try to at least be a little nice. Obviously we're looking for humor, but let's not be too crass with McCloughan. At the same time, it's all in the name of humor, so do what you've got to do.
I do think it will be interesting to compare the maneuverings of the 49ers and Seahawks now that McCloughan has signed on over there. He is basically the assistant general manager up there, as he will "assist General Manager John Schneider and Vice President of Football Operations Will Lewis in all aspects of building the roster." We always keep track of moves the rest of the division makes, but I'd imagine some of us will pay a bit closer attention to the Seahawks now that McCloughan is doing his thing up there.
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“Now Scot I clocked you doing 80, have you had any drinks tonight? … Just one? Oh, you’re counting? alright well come with me…”
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
by James Brady on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I never liked my nose…if I were a braver man I’d blow it off like this
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Bartender - "What kind of scotch would you like?"
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 5. John Estes C 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Stephfon Green RB 7. Julian Posey CB
by supraman on Jun 30, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Why is there only one "T" in my name?
Giving you all the 49ers info you need at the San Francisco 49ers Examiner
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If I added two letters from my last name into my first name
I would be Scotch McLougan!
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by PHUT! on Jun 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
I have always found it hard to take Scot seriously.
Why?
Side Part.
I'm just not sure how much worse what Vick did than what "Ben" did. Glad he's not a Niner.
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Jed York tries to silence Scot McCloughan with his finger after suggesting that the Niners draft Tim Tebow with their first round pick, ultimately leading to the franchise parting ways with him.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
“If I don’t talk then they can’t smell my 3 bloody mary breakfast.”
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Jun 30, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmmmm, I think she said she was 18
"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart
by Camraman926 on Jun 30, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmmmm...
… think’n j’ve had this same hair cut since i was four …!!
Kewl
by Edggy on Jun 30, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pete, I have the 49ers' playbooks on a flashdrive that is securely lodged in my right cheek.
I’m going to need a fully-stocked bar, a stripper pole, and a disco ball installed in my office, and the number of that Bolivian guy you told me about.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
maybe I shouldn’t have had that bowl of Beerios
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pucker up and put one right here big boy
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by Tre9er on Jun 30, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
hmmmm
Think i should grow a mustache and buy a van
by SuspendingBJ on Jun 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Former San Francisco 49ers general manager Scot McCloughan can’t quite decide which nostril.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Bahaha.
Howie I think you hit on your very first try for once. Golden.
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
Win
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
"I'm just like you, but 10 times better"
by SportsChicken on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Scot McCloughan, above, is photographed attempting to pull off “Blue Steel.”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Perhaps his Blue Steel should have a more appropriate name.....
“White Rum,” “Gold Tequilla,” or “Peppermint Schnapps”
"Lord, beer me strength."
Scot McCloughan attempts to imitate 49ers fans everywhere. However, being as bad at imitations as he at being a general manager, he accidentally sticks up the wrong finger.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This one was pretty weak. I still like the idea, but I messed up the rhythm pretty badly.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Scot McCloughan attempts to answer one of life’s greatest mysteries: “Where does food go?”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Former San Francisco 49ers general manager Scot McCloughan proves that he is among the 17% of the American population who actually knows what a philtrum is.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Scot McCloughan, pictured above, still occasionally questions the decision to legally change his last name from McStubbyfingers.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This one I think is funnier than no rec’s. Look at how stubby his stubby little fingers are!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
*erp*
oops, excuse me…do you mind if I vomit in your office trashcan here?
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Try as he might to do his best James Bond impression, there was no denying that “McCloughan…Scot McCloughan” just didn’t sound right.
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by Tre9er on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
must…not…bite…nails…Singletary…said…no…more…biting…want…to….chew…finger…nail!!!
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Former San Francisco 49ers general manager Scot McCloughan quietly ponders what happened to his eyebrows.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ever been to a hibachi?
my money’s there
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Paraag,
the only thing you need to negotiate today is putting a kiss right here
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by Tre9er on Jun 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What?
This is the pose I always use to try on a new watch.
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Hmmm, liquid lunch?
What am I talking about…it’s Tuesday!
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What?
You said to hold my breath and this is how mom always told me to do it!
"I will speak at times, when it's necessary, but I don't believe in talking just because you can." - P-52
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Mmmmm
Thanks for the Carmex.
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What do I have to say about the 49er organization?
Let’s just say if I didn’t believe in being PC, I’d be holding up a different finger right now. :)
46 days to go. . .
by Mangoman on Jun 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I have a new personal motto
If I can’t talk without sounding like I’m stuttering, I’ll just keep my mouth shut.
46 days to go. . .
No thats not a cold sore, I have no idea what you're talking about
"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart
by Camraman926 on Jun 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
*Scot McCloughan miming the shooting himself in the head motion*
After he just realiazed that YES he did indeed just take a job for the Seattle Seahawks.
"See this? That little dimple under your nose. What the hell is that all about!?"
-Brett Gleason
-Daily Evergreen Staff Sports Writer
http://www.ninersnation.com/2010/6/30/1544628/caption-this-closing-the-book-on#40938031
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Kentwan Balmer WASN’T the best choice after all.
by good as gold on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC...
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Jul 1, 2010 3:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I dunno, Cinnamon...
It kinda smells fishy….
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
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