The first 59 minutes will be a giant CGI Brett taking a crap on Minnesota in very slow motion. Than in the last minute he'll declare that he's decided to go play Basketball for Cleveland. Just to disambiguate who I'm making fun of, 90 percent Lebron "King Nothing" James and 10 percent Brett "Flip Flop" Favre.
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