RB Glen Coffee announces retirement at age 23
Like the title says, 49ers RB Glen Coffee announced his retirement earlier today. He informed head coach Mike Singletary of his decision earlier this morning. Since the news broke, we now know literally nothing else about the situation. We have a lot of speculation, ranging from Rathman making Coffee feel really bad and Coffee wanting to join the ministry.
All that's clear to me right now is that we needed a new thread. It appears that Michael Robinson will be the "official" primary backup to Frank Gore, with Anthony Dixon in third. Mike Singletary said that Dixon has a long way to go before he's an NFL-quality running back. Some will take that to mean his pass-blocking isn't up to par, which is certainly possible, but I'd also argue that he's changed his running style radically enough to the point where he can't be trusted running as a backup just yet.
Michael Robinson is the farthest thing possible from a "sexy" choice at the running back position. When 49ers fans think of Robinson, they think of that game against Arizona in which he was in for the short yardage when the game was on the line. No, he doesn't play like a top running back but I can say that is not a direct indication of what we can get from him.
Still - there are better options there, and perhaps Dixon could be that option. Half of the beat writers seem to be saying M-Rob is the backup while others, namely Phil Barber, are saying that Dixon steps into that role. We'll have to see what's going on, I'll update this as more information comes along: if it ever does. After the jump, some quotes.
Per Ian Rapoport:
Having covered 49ers RB Glen Coffee for 3 years, not surprised he retired. He has a higher call. Wouldn't shock me if he headed to ministry
Per Barber:
RT @ChrisWesseling: Is Robinson at No. 2 or Dixon? >> Sing: "To me, I think right now Dixon just steps into that spot. "
Per Barber:
RT @rockatalic: @Skinny_Post HAVE to bring in vet RB a la Foster now, right? At least for camp? >> Sing said Baalke would "look around"
Maiocco had a post with some reactions from Mike Singletary right here.
Singletary: Well, yes. That doesn't matter. Right now, all the answers. Did it surprise me? Yes. Did I think he was having a good camp? Yes. He's a guy, that's what you want. He's an incredible young man. But he has made that decision, and that's his decision.
Barrows says that Robinson, for now, is the number two running back:
Robinson will immediately step in as the No. 2 running back, but the 49ers are hoping that sixth-round pick Anthony Dixon improves to the point where he can take that role. Dixon played in a more wide-open offense in college, and he's slowly picking up the nuances of the NFL game, especially pass protection. "He's a ways away," Singletary said. "He's got a lot of work to do."
Whatever the case, I think we have just enough time to sign an undrafted rookie in time to score multiple touchdowns in the preseason and make everybody's roster projection before being cut and going on injured reserve with another team. Let's call him "TBA" for now.
TBAWOF.
Credit to Tre9er for being an obsessive jerk and posting a fanshot before me. What a jerk. Love ya, Tre.
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I'd be happy with either.
Isn’t Lynch the number three guy in Buffalo right now?
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McGahee less trouble
though older…they need DB’s, we have 15…work it out
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I think Reggie Smith could be a good option for them.
As far as versatility goes. But is McGahee even legitimately on the block?
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yeah
ive heard about it on NFLN and ESPN. they are putting him out there because of their confidence in ray rice and this kid parmeli.
by SuspendingBJ on Aug 13, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been too busy writing to notice.
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as i said before, we have bad luck in not selecting Cal guys
Rodgers
DeSean
Tony Gonzo
Ryan Longwell
Nnamdi
I bet we get Marshawn and have the best rushing duo in the league. Wasn’t he on the block for like a 5th round pick?
Also, I could see us trading for McGahee. Maybe Reggie Smith a/o Michael Lewis for him
Dashon, Mays, and Bamm Bamm will get the record for most decapitations in one season
by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 13, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
indeed
mcgaheewas on the block for a 5th rounder.
by SuspendingBJ on Aug 13, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought marshawn was
Dashon, Mays, and Bamm Bamm will get the record for most decapitations in one season
by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
marshgahee
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you are right
sorry i got it mixed up..
but mcgahee is on the block and they need secondary help
by SuspendingBJ on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If we could get him 4 michael lewis that would make my day
i do not want 2 look back n see him getting burned again this year ,say what you wat he’s a vet ,bla blah blah i put him with roman not as bad but damm near!
by 49er_diva_recieva's on Aug 13, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with you there.
Don’t really understand why they have been so anti-local. But I would love to see them pick up Lynch
yeah
and McClain will get some carries too…did you realize two years ago he had over 900 yards rushing?!?!?
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That guy is a beast.
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No McGahee, please
he’s already 28 and on the downside.
Getting him now would be like trading for Tomlinson next year.
Lynch would be a better choice.
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
We get lynch 2 days later he's busted with another ''strap n some exstacy''
now he’s suspended 8 or 10 games maybe a year,say what you say about willis having more miles i look at lynch and he looks like he’s not playing with a full deck +he still feels like he’s starter material WTF?
by 49er_diva_recieva's on Aug 13, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Lynch can't stay out of trouble while he was with buffalo and at cal your thinking
he’s going 2 stay out of trouble ‘’back in the bay’‘hell 2 the naw i wouldn’t touch him with a 50ft-pole ’’NEXT’’!!!!
by 49er_diva_recieva's on Aug 13, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
P-52 is trying to talk Coffee to come back
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yeah, P-Willie's twitter
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Singletary said it best - you can't do that.
If it’s not there, it’s not there.
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and cake said it almost as well...
When first you say,
You’re too busy,
I wonder if you,
Even miss me,
Never there,
You’re never there,
You’re never, ever,
Ever ever there,
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I love cake
and I also love Cake.
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Short skirt and a long jacket & shut the f****k up ...!!
Gotta love a woman that wear's knee pad's to work ...!!
Second favorite band of all time.
Interviewed them several times, been to see them. So great.
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seriously
trumpet solos in rock bands are awesome.
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They're ridiculously fun guy to be around, too.
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guys, even.
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way off-topic
you should check out my buddy from high school, seriously, he’s great.
William Elliott Whitmore
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i can imagine...
it’s the whole down-to-earth, regular-kind-of-guys vibe one gets from them. i much prefer that to the douches who claim to be “indie” because they dress like 16-year old girls.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ascots and skinny jeans rock!
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Which is a shame.
Because indie music has a lot to offer as far as listening enjoyment goes.
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this
Sirius XM-U is a great station for indie
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I'm thinking an off-topic music fanpost at some point?
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i'm thinking...
my tastes would be predictable…unlike NFL team wins.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
or injuries
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or the quality of Florida Danny's jokes
(which at the moment is skyrocketing downward!)
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drain located!
commence circling!
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They still play "secret" shows at Blue Lamp bar in Sac
That secret gets leaked by noon and then you have a line of people waiting 8 hours for a show.
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, Rick James and Frank Sinatra, imo.
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You really can't go wrong
Just one of those bands where every song is a gem.
One of my favorites.
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I love both of you.
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We talked about flogging molly and dkm awhile back. I don’t think we talked about Me First and the GImme Gimme’s, one of my all-time favorite cover bands (OK, really they’re the only cover band I like but they’re loads of fun).
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You know, one thing i haven’t really heard much of is flogging molly, only time we ever listen to them is Green Beer Day back at Miami Ohio (St. Pattie’s Day)
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Drunken Lullaby and Swagger are two of my desert island albums
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How are they even comparable?
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the proper way to compare them goes as follows:
Dropkick Murphys > Flogging Molly
When life gives you fruit, add a bunch of sugar to it.
?
they are both celtic punk bands. (although i guess “punk” is a bit of a stretch for flogging molly, but i think that’s what they were going for.)
When life gives you fruit, add a bunch of sugar to it.
"rock"
is a very broad category. celtic punk is not.
When life gives you fruit, add a bunch of sugar to it.
by these3words on Aug 15, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it is
If you don’t think so you haven’t listened to enough of it
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Yeah, and Black47, as well.
Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s is some fantastic stuff. I’m not as acquainted with them as I know I can be, but I definitely like ’em.
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Starving Millionaires...
San Jose band. If you liked Sublime, you will love these guys. Awesome. Original music and some Sublime covers when they play live. Play downtown alot. Check it out, you will thank me.
Way ahead of ya. :]
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Are you serious Tre or you just playing ,don't play with me like that,+ how would that
sit with his team-mates if he did come back behind his back some of them would be like this dude quit on us how can he ask us 2 dig in .
by 49er_diva_recieva's on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Plan on giving any credit to Tre9er?
Saw his post is a couple hours old….
"[...] coordinator Bud Foster has never had problems filling holes."
he hate me
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Huh?
I figured we had 300+ comments on there, everyone was pretty well acquainted with the fact that Tre9er posted it. And it was on the front page.
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Sorry
I’m just used to seeing Fooch give credit when he bumps/replaces something.
"[...] coordinator Bud Foster has never had problems filling holes."
yeah
James is a jerk
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by Tre9er on Aug 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, I generally do as well.
But that’s usually like a “We need a post on this right now and so have to delete the other one.” That one was up for a good bit. I mean, I’ll edit it in, but Tre9er is probably my favorite guy on this site, no disrespect intended.
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if only your favoritism paid the bills
alas, it does not
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Updated with thanks.
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james...
you can’t run things worth a crap.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
banned
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:-)
did i mention cake is one of my favorite bands?
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, well, just suspended.
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I miss the graphics from that post, though.
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
yeah
my thread rocked, didn’t it?
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banned again
damnit how do you people keep getting past my banning
nb4 “what do you mean you people”
I mean jerks.
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(announcer voice)
“When you’re lookin’ at a guy like Tre9er, you know, you’re lookin’ at a guy that is gonna post some material, and then he’s gonna back that up, he’s not gonna leave his teammates hangin’—he’s gonna be all up in there like Terrell Owens ’that’s my quarterback’ you know [laughs hysterically]—but seriously, you’re lookin’ at a guy who’s posts are gonna get commented up and rec’d up and…”
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
sounds totally like Madden
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I thought the same thing after reading the first half of that.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Bama fans don't like us. Also they don't use correct punctuation
the player development under the 49rs…
was atrocious. and their fans were complete jerks to coffee from the start. i hope like all hell no other bama players end up there.
by kleph on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/8/13/1621723/glen-coffee-retires
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HEY MAN, BAMA WAS FUN WHEN WE DROVE TO FLORIDA!! I didn’t remember it cuz i was asleep the whole way
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I can't hear them over Saben's hat...
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
by return2greatness on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yes... THAT hat.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
by return2greatness on Aug 13, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i lose all use of senses...
around saban’s dong hat.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
headline fail
should read: “Saban wears codpiece for hat”
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
who knew
cod had such large pieces
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james, give me just one site decorum break here. it's for the purpose of humor.
actually, my brother (fins fan) just suggested that the correct headline should be “saban confirms: i am a dickhead.”
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
you two sit at the computer and blog together?
dang man…that’s weird.
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no...
i’m @ work right now. work with him @ the law office. he’s in the office next door. had to show him that picture when i found it. saban is like persona non grata times infinity here in miami.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BANNED
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Jimmy Raye needs that hat.
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by Haggardninja on Aug 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he wouldn't know what to do with it
he’d just run it into the ground
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Does it come with a 49er logo? If so, he probably already owns it.
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by Haggardninja on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
idk
it doesn’t provide much shade for the raisin
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does it come looking like it was trampled on by elephants?
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Shoot my Grandpas had that hat for years and years
I actually have it stowed somewhere in one of my closets now. I couldn’t make it work like he did.
TIHS THRED SI LAYM
evry1 postd mor in my one
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i didnt know you were from alabama tre
Dashon, Mays, and Bamm Bamm will get the record for most decapitations in one season
by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 13, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
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Drummer. I don't always post so much anymore. But when I do, I get recs.

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by James Brady on Aug 13, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
respect
nicely done.
I guess I might’ve gone with some alteration of this poster, subbing in “Camp Singletary” for New York, but still…
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
It's not my work..
I found the pic on another board. Just thought I would share it here.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
That should be on the front page
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Aug 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was floored by this
Seeing that Coffee has retired shocked me. Did anyone see this coming? He’s retiring? Not demanding a trade, not asking to be released… RETIRING?
What’s going on in 49ers training camp that’s making Coffee want to quit so easily?
I will gladly eat crow if Brandon Jones does well for the 49ers in 2010.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s no surprise then, that cupcake players from college’s with cupcake coaches are suddenly wanting out. Ra-Ra coaches just don’t cut it in the NFL, I’m glad the 49ers have Sing regardless of who quits the team. You know for damn sure the cogs that make this machine work would never walk away from the team.
I will gladly eat crow if Brandon Jones does well for the 49ers in 2010.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan of Glen Coffee but I don't think it was the work that was the problem
The guy pushed himself hard to add 15lbs of muscle during the off-season. If he doesn’t want to play football I’m glad he quit now rather than give a half-hearted attempt during the season.
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I agree that’s it better it happens now. The guy doesn’t want to be traded or released, he just wants to retire. That’s cupcake to me. He’s got a chance to play a child’s game for a living, so I’m hoping he has an excellent reason. I’m ruling him out as a cupcake until I get more info.
I will gladly eat crow if Brandon Jones does well for the 49ers in 2010.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus doesn't hit back.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Hey
it’s 1pm PST, or past, right? So did Scot McKillop clear waivers?
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haven't gotten any tweets from Maiocco or Barrows
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Usually don't know until after.
He could have been claimed yesterday and we wouldn’t know it.
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grrr
I’ve been grilling everyone to find out to no avail either.
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so it's possible we wouldn't know possibly until tomorrow or next week?
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It should be today, just not for a while.
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the face of our next great running back
seriously, though I’d like to get him. you know, the bills need WR help too. maybe we could trade brandon jones and our 6th/7th rounder next year for him
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by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOO, that dude is ugly
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and that's a GOOD picture
in others he looks like a pissed off Jar Jar Binks
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by Tre9er on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
kinda looks like he got hit by a car...
oh wait, he was behind the wheel?
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
don't think anyone would...
trade for b jones when it’s practically a stone cold lock he’s getting cut sometime this month.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well, we have 15 DB's
3 FB’s, 8 WR’s, 11LB’s
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not a horrible idea
either him or mcgahee
by SuspendingBJ on Aug 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
And we have two 7s next year
but I think they are worth about the same as an uncovered piece of candy that’s been on the floor for about a week. They don’t get you too much. But yeah Brandon Jones and both 7s next year for Lynch to come to SF would make me a rather happy man except that he might impede Dixon’s move upwards and I like Dixon
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 14, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Peter King's twitter
Kentwan Balmer, Glen Coffee … Left to wonder—simply wonder, not make any charge—if 49ers feel overworked by Mike Singletary.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
That is most definitely not it.
If it is it, good riddance – those people don’t want to work. That isn’t to say that there isn’t some issues with the internal structure of the team though, that’s what I’m worried about. But only slightly.
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freakin called it
in my other thread, hours ago…new someone would start that crap…PK i have lost MORE respect for you
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yeah good call, I see you
That’s why I posted it.
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
I replied to PK
told him anyone who feels the need to leave Camp Singletary doesn’t belong on the 49ers, or the NFL perhaps.
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THIS
It’s farkin football. There is no such thing as overworked. I am angered by his comment. My football workout days were far more intense than any I did in the Army, no joke. And I sure as s—- wasn’t getting paid for it. I know I am not speaking for myself here too. Just annoys me that people are gifted with that kind of talent who don’t want it or appreciate it.
PK...
the guy who picked NO to win 7 games last season.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
McKillop cleared waivers.
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Damnit Maiocco beat me to it!
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YOU!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Andrew Davidson just took your spot on the guest list.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You brought it on yourself, brah.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not doing yourself any favors here.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Jake Locker?
truthfully? i don’t really care much for the Pac-11 Pac-12 or whatever, i just care bout the Big-10 and Big East… but Pac-10 has some pretty darn good QBs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hey look it's howtheyscored.
The guy who threatened to ban me from McCovey…
GUESS WHAT HOWIE
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he's mad
did you see his “caption this” post? dead
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NOOOOOOOO
Howie’s the only reason why i joined this place last year!!! haha
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
man, we really are in the dumpster then...
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Did I do that?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This is funny to anyone who watched Family Matters.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Urkell!
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Man, I recently found out that Family Matters was actually a Perfect Strangers spinoff. I had no idea.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect Strangers
now THAT was television…ah how I long for the day I can finally visit Mepost
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Didn't the guy from there..
leave show biz to become our “GM”?
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 14, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I was more of a “Wonder Years Fan.”
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
remember when he had the giant zit?
and he blew dried it and put all kinds of stuff on it and it only got bigger? Then he finally decided to take the advice and pop it? I do.
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Sadly
I do remember that episode. Wasn’t he going to prom or some type of dance?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
yeah
he wore a band-aid over it for a while…
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present
urkle references are blog gold.
by (Florida) Danny Tuccitto on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
potato, potahto
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Pika doesn't get it
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Yes. You did. Prepare for the banhammer. Which actually is more of a crowbar of sorts.
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McKillop cleared!!
wohoo good news!
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Dashon, Mays, and Bamm Bamm will get the record for most decapitations in one season
by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Mc BooFoo Strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s see the the tune goes on…………..
Coffee, Balmer, Cody Wallace, what other piss poor draft choices……………..
Come on now.
McCloughan had some great picks with this team. We would not be in position to take the west without him. He had his bad picks, and I’ll admit that Balmer and Wallace were abysmal, but there is no need for that.
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every GM has a few bad picks
because you can’t tell everything there is to know about a college player before you draft him.
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Quality of quantity.
The non-misses have worked out pretty darn well. Your reality isn’t reality at all.
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He's right
Most draft picks don’t work out, which is why we do a draft every year
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
I come back after a few months to see Italia is still here and hilarious as ever.
by Fearless Frog on Aug 13, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Switching to decaf.
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I actually took a nap today. I have today off, so I could do that. I feel great now.
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I hardly ever sleep.
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too busy eating babies
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The Giants bullpen also gives me nightmares.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Yeah I'm writing up a preview for the series now.
Even though nobody from McC reads them. :[
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Personally
I find those previews useless. I can go to MCC for previews. I go to SBN Bay Area for this type of stuff.
http://bayarea.sbnation.com/2010/8/13/1620970/giants-as-raiders-cowboys-dbtb-08-13-2010
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I'm trying to make the DBTB better, as well.
Today they looked better, I think. As far as the previews for that stuff, we’re trying to work our way into a better groove. Get more personality into the previews and things of that nature. I think people will start to go more, especially because McCovey just takes a quick look at things, we try and get in as much stats as possible and things of that nature.
Did you like the Down By The Bay better today than usual?
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Also - our football coverage surely has something to offer.
The Raiders stuff I wrote yesterday, for instance – got some good views, I’m hoping some folks read it, things of that nature. Good for me, good for SB Nation, etc.
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I think you guys do great work
I may not comment on every article, but I read that site every day. I don’t need game previews and game recaps for every Niners, Giants, Raiders, etc. game. I like the top 5 lists and the Down By The Bay stuff.
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Hey, I read em, whaddaya want, comments?
by Svedish Chef on Aug 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many hate-tweets Peter King got
in response to his comment about wondering if players feel Singletary works them too hard?
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he's like the national version of Ray Ratto
every now and then he does something really good…but mostly he’s just way out there
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He's just mad because he loves coffee so much...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coffee made the featured headline on Yahoo ...!!
Gotta love a woman that wear's knee pad's to work ...!!
Arabica or Yucatan?
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Don't the Raidahs have a bunch of disappointing RBs?
Surely they can spare one… say, McFadden.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I like Bush
but the raiders will probably want more for him than DMC.
I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice.
we don't even know if we need a veteran RB yet
we just know we don’t know. Dixon could come a long fine and be ready (ready as Coffee was last year) and M.Rob knows his crap, even if he’s not a great runner.
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McFadden for Michael Lewis? Yes please.
Even with his fat contract.
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Aug 13, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks.
Not even because I want Michael Lewis, I just don’t want McFadden.
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I'm out!
tweet me if someone else quits!
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San Francisco's Quiet Offseason
is quickly erased by a busy, crazy preseason. What is going on in San Francisco? All these injuries and players going AWOL? I guess now is the best time for things like this to happen, but it’s unfortunate.
More for Gore? Is the silver lining Michael Robinson’s value as a special teamer?
I will gladly eat crow if Brandon Jones does well for the 49ers in 2010.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
Niner running backs
If coffee’s heart isn’t into football no one should try talk him into coming back. I say the Niners keep Brit Miller as the starting Fb Norris as the back up. Keep Dixon, Robinson, and Caulcrick as back ups to Frank Gore. Caulcrick was a RB in college, just maybe Caulcrick can be to the Niners what Brandon Jacobs is to the giants.
by bmcrae83@yahoo.com on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Apologies to 49erFanSince1950
I had to delete your comment because there was something screwy in the html that caused everything below it to be crossed out. Not sure why it does that but it happens every so often with the cross out or the bold or italics. Not your fault.
No problem, Fooch. By the way, my proposal was a bit of a joke; but consider ...
1. They need players everywhere.
2. Buddy Nix is their GM … he’s not even smart enough to come in out of the rain!
by 49erFanSince1950 on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Westbrook for a season as a 3rd down back?
Bad idea, good idea, meh?
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
do you mean Brian "Questionable" Westbrook?
doesn’t seem like a guy that would be signed by the team that cut Allen Rossum.
First Balmer, now Coffee...who knew McBooFoo had such an eye for quitters?
only for vet min. and i like it
Can u c coach sing's vision? I do!......We all know PATRICK WILLIS is our future!
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Big surprise to me
I know he wasn’t very productive for you guys last season, but I heard he was putting a lot of work into getting better.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
Good luck to you Glenn!
You’re timing could have been a little better though, like before the draft!
The "overworked" theory...
doesn’t hold water for me. i know guys say it’s a tough camp, but they’re all tough. Coff knew it was going to be tough…he added 15 el bees.
Sando recently remarked that the Niner camp isn’t the hell-on-earth that people make it out to be.
my idiot 9er hating friend
says coffee probably just didn’t want to play for the niners. he said he thinks coffee will end up on someone else’s team later in the season
"There is no pressure. Pressure only exists when you're not prepared."
-The Samurai
Alex Smith is garbage...
In order for him to do that, the 49ers would have to release him from his contract.
Which they are not obligated to do and won’t until the length of it expires.
by Fearless Frog on Aug 13, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
running backs
No wesbrook, injury prone always has been and he’s just one hit from another concussion. If anything, the niners should try to make a trade with the cowboys for rb Tashard choice!!!!!
by bmcrae83@yahoo.com on Aug 13, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
no need to trade for any back up RB
westbrook is out on the street. LJ willie parker one is getting cut from washington. No need to panic to replace a backup.
Can u c coach sing's vision? I do!......We all know PATRICK WILLIS is our future!
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Hmmmm
Willie parker in for a season to play 3rd or second if Dixon takes a bit to season and then he and MRob and Dixon doing the job when Gore needs some spelling. What does this do to change our draft outlook for next year? I was thinking of our needing a later round (4-6) COP back next year but has that changed any?
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 14, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Just had a thought..
wonder who I can trade Coffee to on Madden 11 for a player or a draft pick and watch them go away.
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 14, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I've heard that Jehuu Caulcrick is the best pure runner of our three FB candidates...
Why not give him a shot at RB and see what he can do? But I’m also not against picking up a veteran from the waiver wire or in trade for a 5th, 6th, or 7th round draft choice. It’s possible to do both because Caulcrick is already on the 80-man roster, and Coffee’s retirement opens up a roster spot…
After all was said and done, a lot more got said than done.

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