Caption This!
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 7:00 AM PDT
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PrintAfter the utter failure that was last week's Caption This!, I'm hoping to make a case for comeback blog feature of the week with this one. I mean, Glen Coffee can't retire again, can he?
So I was looking through the pictures that AP has available through SBN, and I was starting to get worried. A lot of them are just mildly funny. Every now and then, there was a picture of Singletary making a face. Somewhere in there, Alex Smith was signing autographs. There was a picture of Iupati squeezing his fat head into a 49ers helmet. Justin Smith sports a funny smirk in another. But nothing that I would characterize as pure comedy gold (okay, that Iupati one is pretty funny).
Then, I stumbled across Vernon Davis.
Have fun with this one, guys. You know the deal by now. Use the comments to write captions for this picture (they practically write themselves, don't they?) and rec' the ones you like.
Just, enjoy.
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VD: "Howie is an utter failure."
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
I am Trogdor the Burninator!
I may hate your timing, but I can't hate your reason for leaving. Vaya con Dios, Glen Coffee.
OK vernon ready for the picture
Say CHEESE!!!!!!!!
by On the fifty on Aug 20, 2010 7:21 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
fgsdgs
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
"Alex, more butter on my toast please."
I don’t think that at all… and of course this is all speculation on your behalf
by Drew K on Apr 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT
"My toothbrush is about this big"
I don’t think that at all… and of course this is all speculation on your behalf
by Drew K on Apr 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT
by goatfather on Aug 20, 2010 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Where is tosh.0
lets put 20 seconds on the clock
I don’t think that at all… and of course this is all speculation on your behalf
by Drew K on Apr 14, 2010 2:05 PM PDT
after returning from the dentist still experiencing the effects of novacaine
Vernon Davis cheers on his team from the sidelines.
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
by Tre9er on Aug 20, 2010 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"Hey! Hwroo sparked the gayrterade wif zyrocaine?!"
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
by Tre9er on Aug 20, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is twelve inch's ...!!
Gotta love a woman that wear's knee pad's to work ...!!
by Edggy on Aug 20, 2010 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
As Andy Lee punts his leg creates a sudden rush of wind, catching Vernon Davis off guard on the sidelines.
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
by Tre9er on Aug 20, 2010 7:37 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
lol
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 20, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang I shouldnta drank outa McCloughan's water bottle I think...
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
HEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUYS!!!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
by PNK on Aug 20, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Do i look like Elway , clap your hand's if you agree ...!!
Gotta love a woman that wear's knee pad's to work ...!!
by Edggy on Aug 20, 2010 7:38 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Which VD? Oh, you mean the clap!!!
by seafood lover on Aug 20, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I can't let Dashon win the "looks like a horse" contest man!
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
by Tre9er on Aug 20, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brains!!!! Hungry!!!
jacobtaylor2002
by jacobtaylor2002 on Aug 20, 2010 8:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Alex you threw the ball there, while I wanted it here
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 5. John Estes C 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Stephfon Green RB 7. Julian Posey CB
you need to add another 6th to your sig
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
6 and 4 (trading back for Bowman)
I’ll get on that right now :)
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 5. John Estes C 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Stephfon Green RB 7. Julian Posey CB
updated
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 4. Colin Baxter C 5. John Estes C 6. Brandon Saine RB 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Damarlo Belcher WR 7. Julian Posey CB
and again
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 4. K.J Wright OLB 5. John Estes C 6. Brandon Saine RB 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Damarlo Belcher WR 7. Julian Posey CB
now make a fanpost to discuss your picks
seriously, I can’t take any more debating the 2 guys who might or might not make the roster anymore…I’d like to fast forward to each preseason game then to week 1.
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
Don't be surprised if i actually have a fanpost up in the next few hours from now
1. Pat Devlin QB 2. Jack Crawford DE/OLB 3. Kendric Burney CB 4. DeAndre Brown WR 4. K.J Wright OLB 5. John Estes C 6. Brandon Saine RB 6. Chris Hairston OT 7. Damarlo Belcher WR 7. Julian Posey CB
why would I be?
I asked you to!
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 20, 2010 8:20 AM PDT reply actions
MWAHAHAHAHAH, Sloth likes candy!
I know what I'm talking about, I started at right guard for the 1992 College Park Falcons.
I can't believe it took this long for this joke to make an appearance.
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
When I was Curling
I could get it THIIIIIS close.
OR..
Alex, can’t you throw it THIIIIIS much closer to me!
you guys suck
my captions pwn! haters…
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
BBBB-IIIIII NGO AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
Joe and Steve were under the same system for years... don't expect Smith to be super so soon.
49ers tight end Vernon Davis realizes with shock that cutting his dreads off got rid of the only thing keeping people from looking at his mouth.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
That might work
if he didn’t still have dreads in this pic. :P
by mr. instigator on Aug 20, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, hey, I didn’t see those. For some reason I thought that was just the back end of the do-rag hanging off the back.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm
The picture is from December 2009. I don’t think he shaved them off until the offseason, but I can’t quite remember.
by David Fucillo on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he had 'em removed prior to the Eagles game last year.
I THINK!
by mr. instigator on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure it was ins-season, but I don’t remember the week.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
During the season
I know he didn’t have them for the last game against the Rams.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 20, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
“That was a good try, Ginn. Next time, try catching it with your hands instead of your elbows.”
(What was coach thinking when he traded a fifth round pick for Clifford Franklin?!?)
by ZeroOneInfinity on Aug 20, 2010 9:15 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Vernon Davis picks himself up after the team’s daily “hit them in the mouth” practice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Having given up on ever improving his hands
Vernon prepares to catch balls like a dog
by foosball4949 on Aug 20, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
First it was football. Then it was curling. Now...
Vernon Davis is setting out to become the best ever…. at doing the robot.
If I wanted to be a Colt
All I gotta do is look like this and have a d#*k this long! Not doin’ it man!!
27 da. . .Shut up mango :P
I'm on twitter now. Please follow me! www.twitter.com/@yougomango
by Mangoman on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Caption:
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground. With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground, call youself a cool cat, lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground, giddy up!
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions
too soon ????
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
VD: IF YOU'RE UNAHAPPY WITH YOUR QUARTERBACK AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!
If you’re unhappy with your quarterback and you know it,
Clap your hands
(Clap hands twice)
If you’re unhappy with your quarterback and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you’re unhappy with your quarterback and you know it,
Clap your hands.
VD is a good thing and nobody wants to catch Crabs this year
by azNinerfan on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
That's just wrong!
27 da. . .Shut up mango :P
I'm on twitter now. Please follow me! www.twitter.com/@yougomango
Coudn't help myself I hope he proves me wrong
VD is a good thing and nobody wants to catch Crabs this year
It works either way
Substitute unhappy for happy and it’s still good.
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
But clever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL U!
I survived the David Carr Press Conference Thread 3/06/2010
Credit to iaalexeeff
The New and Improved Bay Area Connections:
Alex Smith to Michael Crabtree
Stephen Curry to David Lee
Madison Bumgarner to Gerald Buster "Jesus" Posey
by Hoopers Judge on Aug 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Five...Five Dollar...
Five Dollar Foot LOOOOONGG!
"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II
by Ranger10 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Nice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that Crabtree's line?
"But, what he accomplished last year was great and very few individuals can pull that off..."
---Mike Singletary on Michael Crabtree
"Aww, dammit guys - THIS is how you toss the pizza dough".
-Chef V. Davis quotes at the 49ers School of Culinary Arts in Italian 101
"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II
An off target pass from Alex Smith to the back of VD's head...
…had the most unfortunate results…
by Rix Vedder on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Alex, man, your hands are THIS big
When this .sig was awaiting the Final Sabean Apocalypse, I never once in a million years suspected it would be a "good" Apocalypse. Bengie... Don't let the door hit you IN YOUR GIANT ASS on the way out!
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game totally stalled and basically dead at this point
vernon davis says
This is my O face
by zogamer7 on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
OH, OH, OH...
you know what I’m talkin’ about – OH.
"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II
DOUBLE KARATE CHOP!!!!
HI
VD is a good thing and nobody wants to catch Crabs this year
JUDO CHOP!!!
VD is a good thing and nobody wants to catch Crabs this year
HEY GINN!! TRY USING THESE TO CATCH!!
Sorry, a bit of a low blow. I’m glad to see that Ginn has been having a good camp.
Meanwhile, Michael Crabtree (not pictured) takes Vernon Davis’ example to heart and crab walks around practise.
I will gladly eat crow if Brandon Jones does well for the 49ers in 2010.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 20, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
Aaaaa-men....Aaaaaa-aa-men...aaaa-aa-men, a-men, amen!
Everybody say aaaaa-aa-men….c’mon y’all, it’s Sunday! Aaaaaa-aaaa-men…aaaa-aaa-men, a-men, amen…louder in the back, Iupati! Altos, you’re a little flat…that’s you, Nedney!
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Oh baby youuuuuuu!
You got what I neeeeeeed!
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
A terrapin? Why, Mr. Byham, I'm glad you asked.
A terrapin’s a turtle…’bout this big. Kinda looks like Coach Raye. Now, you got any other silly-ass questions, or are you ready to go in and do some preacher curls?
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
by kinglouie33 on Aug 20, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
"kinda looks like Coach Raye"
EPIC
Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Tedd Ginn/Delanie Walker, Frank Gore, Brian Westbrook...which one is getting the ball and where?
Let's talk on Twitter
Alex's pass was off by THIS much !!
Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!
Vernon Davis putting his lessons from Mr. Miyagi to use
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
Wax on .....Wax off???
Another year, another chance to hope for the team !!
I was thinking more of the locker room scene where he did the healing thing on Daniel
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority
Hey Hey ...It's the Joe Show..
So do I get on? No? Aww c’mon Joe! Why not? You hate me!
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 20, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Yeeeaaaaah!!!
Coach Sing said I could pull MY pants down this time!!
VD caption
Shannon Sharpe ain’t got nothing on me…check out the horse face I can make.
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