It's 12pm Pacific, and I'm already drinking beer...
by drummer on Aug 22, 2010 12:28 PM PDT
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PrintWell, I lied. I've been drinking beer since 8am this morning. Call this an early tailgate, even though I'm in So-Cal. I'm already thinking food on the grill, and may try some different recipes before tonight's game. I dare not call this an Official Tailgate thread for the front page, for I will be very drunk by the time the game starts. This is why I love Sunday football. I get to hang out with my buddies here on Niners Nation, drink lot's of beer without having to drive anywhere, and watch my team in HD, despite it being a pre-season game. The simple things in life are free. Except beer, which I already have stocked, and may need more before the game.
Cheers to another 49er season to come. I've finally got past the Lakers winning another Championship, got past Paddy Harrington missing consecutive cuts in Majors, got past J-Lo being fired from American Idol before she was hired, and ready to dig into some pork chops and eggs. To hell with it. Make this Official. I'll be the dude who carries the flag to lead the charge. It's about the TEAM, as Mike Singletary says. Niners Nation is the Official Fan Team of the 49ers. Why?
Because we have the best beer.
Fooch's Note: Consider this our official tail-gate thread leading us into tonight's game. Our game thread will be up at 4pm.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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Good thing...
That there is no Alex Smith drinking game tonight.
No. Please. Don’t start one.
Niners defense is gonna shine.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
drinking game
I was gonna write up a drinking game post about the other QB but that would have violated my vow to not write about him.
by David Fucillo on Aug 22, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You could just say it generically.
You could say “If a player on the other team is intercepted then…” etc.
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 22, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy if i started drink"n @ 8 am ...
… i’d be drunk Three times by now …!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's juz my game ...!!
WOOHOO - TAILGATE THREAD!!!
Get this game started already!
"Three man rush, and Young stumbles on the way back and fires up the middle - pass is caught by Owens! Owens made the catch!"
"HO-HI-HO-HUAHA!"
-Pat's and John's subsequent and intelligible reactions to The Catch II
Who is this drummer guy and why does he get to post on the front page? I need to hear more about getting passed this J-Lo thing? Fox realized they couldn’t constantly shoot her backside?
Her backside in SD looks better, that's why.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
Performance enhanced???
…or Photoshopped?
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
by 10forTech on Aug 22, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Obviously photoshopped
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
Sorry but it's FAKE
This is more reasonable:
Still nice!
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
Actually looks better like that
the other looks like the only benefit is that you could use it as a table to hold your beer. Looks like a Simpsons rendition of it. This one is much nicer. (Renames this post the 9ers tailgate and tail appreciation post)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 22, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
Agreed
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
So does that mean we have to come up with a Tail of the week for the Tailgate of the week ?
Who could compete with JLo in the Tail end? Maybe Eva Mendez?
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
So, does that mean you will post them next week and we can have a vote off to see which Tail wins?
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, either way, YOU'RE RIGHT !"
You don't wanna know...
what’s in many of external hard drives.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
They can all be winners. Pick a Tail of the Week and post pics, simple enough . . . it’s apart of tailgate.
Drummer's weekly tail-gate Party
Featuring… (azz girl of the week)
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
You had do to it, didn't you...
Now all I can think of is her epic ass, before this game.
I thank you.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
Done
Although will have to expand the tailgate criteria/selection eventually . . . only so many butt pinups.
Wrong! Google search:
female hot azzes—-about 5,140,000 results
female hot butts—-about 89,400 results
female hot bums—-about 580,000 results
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
Google lies
In fact they probably should get hit with a class action lawsuit for fraudulent advertisement with everyone whoever used their service getting compensated.
A number like 5,140,000 results shows up in every search request but at most they will show you 1000 results, I dunno not even 1% of their claimed search results. Even worse when you get towards 980 something their results look horribly crappy which makes me believe they don’t even have a 1000 left, let alone 5 million.
Holy S.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why beer?
Fooch tells us that “The 49ers have numerous players some that are on the bubble when it comes to a roster spot.” Is the beer where those bubbles are coming from?
Let's hope so..
Because 49er fans have the best beer.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
What kind ya drinkin' today drum?
Just wondering.
by ChesapeakeBay9er on Aug 22, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What I hope to see...
is a downhill, mow down, smashmouth machine out of the 49ers this season. We hit them in the mouth, make them bleed, take anything they give us, and make them pay for it. Physical with an F, bitches.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
So 2009 ...
I’m not sure what the motto is this season, no posters were produced. Unofficially, make the playoffs or people lose their jobs.
by bignerd on Aug 22, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ya
Lakers going to threepeat!!!
oh ya and the 9ers will win
Um, how am i supposed to sign this thing? It's a computer?!
no doubt about it.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Spell check!
Any news on whether Westbrook will play tonight?
Um, how am i supposed to sign this thing? It's a computer?!
i haven't heard
As far as coach Singletary and the 49ers – Singletary, that dude is legit. He’s legit on all levels. He’s doing what he feels is right.
---Former 49er running back Glen Coffee
I don't always drink beer...
But when I do, I make it count. Until I can’t count.
Stay thirsty, my fiends.
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
by drummer on Aug 22, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I prefer smoking pot to drinking.
If you drink too much you lose control. If you smoke to much you get hungry. lol
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
by iStoner on Aug 22, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
jah!
rastafarai.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
uuuugh stoners
so predictable.
your name is istoner, you are talking about weed, and your sig is all about weed. branch out buddy.
damn
Didn’t know there were more socal niner fans like me out there. Most people i know are “fans” of the Chargers or are crazy raider fans.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Taking it easy
I’ll be grilling about an hour before game time here. Just me and my son. Not too many Niners fans around my neck of the woods. I’d like to enjoy a few beers but I don’t do that around my boy. Sunday and Monday night regular season games you can pretty much count on me tipping a few back at the bar though. I’m looking forward to those nights.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
You don't have to drink to enjoy the party..
It’s about THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, BABY!!!
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
Indeed!
The food, quality time with my boy, and the 49ers game is all I need.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 22, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome...
I’m gonna spend the time with my family too. The thing is, they all know I’m crazy, because I can’t hide it.
Join hands brother. We’re 49er fans!!
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
I told my son earlier that we would go swimming today. I also told him we would watch the Niners game tonight. He informed me that the Niners were too hot and they won’t be playing because they wanted to go swimming and that we should go swimming like the Niners did. Needless to say after that comment, we went swimming.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
on the East coast and
STOKED to watch this game on tv! I normally hit up my brother’s place on sundays for a FULL day of NFL Sunday Ticket(thank god he has money haha). Being at home and watching is always a pleasure. Trying to decide what jersey to rock. Frank Gore, Patrick Willis, or Jerry Rice.
"It's something I think about on a day to day basis: These Colors Don't Run. Love it or leave it USA #1!"-Ricky Stanzi Iowa QB and Patriot
Blindly Optimistic follower of The Iowa Hawkeyes, San Francisco 49ers, and the Charlotte Bobcats.
NINERS FOOTBALL!!!...
THEY WILL BRAND IT, AND WILL WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE LEBRON DOES!!
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
amen.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I get another Amen?...
FOR NINERS FOOTBALL???
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
AMEN!
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant wait to see AP go nowhere against our defense.
Mays and Bowman are going to add so much speed to that defense.
by Beatclash on Aug 22, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Too bad we don't get them during the regular season
Will have to matchup in playoffs.
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Mays
I use Mays as a pass Rusher in Madden and he gets to the QB really quick. Anyone think this could ever happen for real?
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Im here at the Stick
First time since I was like 8 and Steve Young was QB lol. No beer for me though, I’m the driver. :(
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Aug 22, 2010 3:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Represent Niners Nation brotha...
Can I get a woo opp?
Well, we're waiting....
(for David Carr to start by week 7)
Woooooo!!
The San Fransisco 49ers, where got Dix, VD and Crabs!
by Badly Browned on Aug 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
44 more minutes
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
43*
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
49ers cdan suck my old nasty ass hairy balls u fagsss
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's juz my game ...!!
Lets get one more J-lo pic for good measure
"I'm blessed..... Thanks, God bless" ...hey, it worked for Tim Tebow.
a challenger appears!
Dashon, Mays, and Bamm Bamm will get the record for most decapitations in one season
by MichaelClutchtree on Aug 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
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