Caption This!
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:36 AM PDT
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Welcome back for another week of Caption This! I feel like last week's installment was the post-Glen-Coffee pick-me-up I needed, and I have all of you (well, those who contributed captions) to thank for that!
Last week, one of the problems that I had was finding an image that was funny enough to stand on its own, but versatile enough to call for a wide range of mockery. This week, there was no such trouble! Earlier in the week, David Fucillo (Fooch) even made a front-page caption-contest suggestion when he saw a picture of Alex Smith sharing a rather hearty laugh with what can only be described as a particularly effulgent Jimmy Raye.
It was a good suggestion, and one that I was fully prepared to take to heart until I saw the picture I decided to use.
So, sorry David Fucillo (Fooch) - maybe next week. That is, assuming the Raiders don't supply us with a season's worth of photographic comedy gold this Saturday. Er... you know... that does sound like a distinct possibility. So maybe the Smith/Raye Caption This! just isn't going to happen.
Anyway, enjoy this one. As always, use the comments section to supply your captions for the photo above, and feel free to rec' any that happen to make you lol irl. Srsly.
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Scheduling fail. Just sayin'.
/was included in on the email, divulging information to make Howie look bad
And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.
I just got my 27s and my 28s mixed up. It totally happens to every guy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Only to you.
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
EVERY GUY!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate Byham.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
"Do I need to shave?"
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
by 49er16 on Aug 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A Vikings player is seen performing the Football Heimlich on 49ers tight end Nate Byham.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You stole my comment
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 27, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You did a nice job with yours, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Feel free to rec it!
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Done and done.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
As pictured, Nate Byham takes the phrase "cough up the ball" literally.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 27, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Under distress, rookie Nate Byham launches a football from his 007 hand glove.
Vikings defender is lucky Nate wasn’t wearing his electrical shock elbow pad.
by bignerd on Aug 27, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
49ers rookie Nate Byham struggles to catch a pass, mainly because he's wearing his chin strap like a breathe right strip.
Niners cut [insert name here]... days later [insert same name] signs with Seahawks. One man's trash is another man's Seahawk.
by Andrew Davidson on Aug 27, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
To the great dismay of his coaches, 49ers tight end Nate Byham continues to struggle with the concept of a chinstrap.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
God my chinstrap smells funky..
"A house divided against itself cannot stand."
~Abraham Lincoln
(SUPPORT ALEX SMITH)
by Iupati_like_its_1999 on Aug 27, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions
Caption:
Everybody was kung-fu fighting…
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Aug 27, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
was the ball
on the way in or out of his hands? It looks like a PI if it is about to be caught.
by NorthCaliBayBoy on Aug 27, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
Out
I think this was where Nate threw it up the middle and Byham got drilled.
"If you don't love it, leave it! USA, number one!" - Ricky Stanzi
by Haggardninja on Aug 27, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption:
49ers rookie TE Nate Byham finds out the hard way that there are risks anytime you attempt to make a fashion statement.
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Aug 27, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Sing: thats not a nose strap Rook its a ching Strap!
is Byham a rookie wasn’t sure.
VD is a good thing and nobody wants to catch Crabs this year
frustrated with a dropped pass
San Francisco rookie Nate Byham uppercuts himself
by mcwagner on Aug 27, 2010 1:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
49ers TE Nate Byham grimaces
as Vikings defender Tyrell Johnson asks him if those are his keys “right down there.” Byham later thanked Johnson and collected his car keys, which, he stated, he had accidentally left in his right sock, along with two dice, a piece of Bazooka chewing gum, and a Will Clark rookie card. Photos taken of Byham earlier in the game showed that in the same sock, he also had the phone number of a “Kimberly” written on a Hooters napkin.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
Caption:
Son of a [site decorum] what the hell did I ever do to Nate Davis?
Hey, remember that one time when we were arguing and I was wrong? Yeah, me either.
by SanFranSoldier on Aug 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nate Byham gives Jimmy Raye the "Pinky Signal,"
indicating that he needs to come out.
Alaska is a state, dammit! Can I get a Niner game on TV up here?
After the game, Byham extracted a slight measure of revenge by enjoying Johnson with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
by Rod Blogojevich on Aug 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
And on the second pre-season game ...
Mike Singletary had such a lack of confidence in Nate Davis, that he stuck any old rookie called Nate in at quarterback and asked him to why not see if blowing the ball to the receivers had any success.
LondonNiner - member of the legendary David Carr thread, 6 March 2010.
Nate Byham's girl friend puts on a Vikings Uniform for some foreplay.
“Give it to me”…..“OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH”
I can feel the baby kicking
Coach Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours.
Coach Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket first and then get on the bus.
Ouch!!! Damn, that hurts!!!
How much am I getting paid to do this?
by 49erFanSince1950 on Aug 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Tyrell Johnson uses TACKLE attack... It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
"Having potential is the worst insult you can give because it means you haven't done anything yet."
by DividedByZero on Aug 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec’d for coinciding with my interests.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Your NATE BYHAM faints.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Use next Tight End?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on Aug 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a doctor in the house?
“In keeping with the NFL’s new emphasis on safties, Defensive players demonstrate a new variation of the Heimlich manuver.”
K.C.Edwards -AKA- "THE" DarkkStarr
49ers TE Nate Byham gets the last laugh...
…as he wins his bet with Vikings defender Tyrell Johnson, who promised he could “knock the snot” out of Nate. Nate wins on a technicality, as Johnson had not counted on Nate’s clever use of his chin strap.
It's not whether you win or lose... no, wait... of course it is!
by W.Tyler #26 Kicks @$$ on Aug 28, 2010 2:15 AM PDT reply actions
I was gonna come up with my own...
but I like that one.
I feel bad for Byham, not for the hit, but for the fact that a half-second later, the pass is going to hit him in the neck.
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Aug 28, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
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