Hi, everyone! In our continued search for a role for me to fill that I actually can fill as we move forward, we've decided to let me take over the Caption This! Up until now, it's always been a fun, if irregular, feature of the website. I'm hoping to make it a regular feature, and only a little bit less fun.

Previously, we've followed up the Caption This thread with a poll voting for the best caption. I've always liked the original thread the best, though, and I'm not sure that we need the poll to accompany every single one of these. I mean, I can do it if you guys really want it (and if you do, say so in the comments), but I've always felt that by the time we got to the poll, all of the fun was already over.

That said, let's get down to business.

I will give you the picture. You just supply the caption. Easy as that. The funnier the better!

As usual, if you like a caption, feel free to rec' it! It might not go toward a poll, but there's no sweeter feeling than seeing a comment go green.

However, since this is my first time in charge of this feature, I feel that it is important to reiterate the ground rules: This is about entertaining each other. It's not about being a jerk. The rules are simple: Have fun, and don't be a jerk. In this case, being a jerk is defined as writing a sexist, racist, or homophobic caption. Don't be a jerk. Those captions will be deleted.

So, without further ado, the picture's to the right. I went with Raye because, man, just look at that guy. Even if none of the captions are any good, I can still at least laugh at the picture. Anyway, knock yourselves out.