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Last night I tried Tebowing but I accidentally Roethlisbergered instead.

Have you heard about this Tebowing thing? Where people take a knee and mimic the Broncos quarterback in his post-score meditations. It's pretty funny, actually; NFL Network showed one dude posed on top of a snowman. I could care less about Tim Tebow. He seems like a nice kid, maybe not what I would want as a starting QB, but Denver is pretty far off my NFL radar these days, and I don't really expect him to make a huge impact on wins and losses in the league anyway. Whether he's a good quarterback or not will be debated in countless other forums and I'll gladly leave it to them.

What interests me most is the reason for the phenomenon that he represents. When Tebow entered the league as a rookie I was amazed to see that his jersey was the leading seller of all NFL players. This was, afterall, a backup who wouldn't be expected to contribute beyond a few gadget plays his first season. People have pointed to his amazing college career, but he's hardly the only QB to enter the NFL having dominated the collegiate level. He is pointed out for his faith, but as every post game interview I've ever heard will attest too, he's not the only NFL player to publicly proclaim their relationship with a higher power.

Maybe the answer is in the context of the times. From Michael Vick to Ben Roethlisberger to Dante Stallworth, Plexico Burris and, well, essentially, the entire Cincinnati Bengals roster, the list of players who have been on the wrong side of, if not the law, than at least common decency, is legion. Maybe the public is simply ready for a clean cut kid from middle America to live up to the hype. It is entirely possible that somewhere in Virginia there is a farmhouse owned by Tim Tebow in which he forces college coeds to battle each other to the death for fun and profit, and that he drives there drunk with an illegal firearm shoved in the waistband of his pants. But it wouldn't take anything this dramatic to cause the media and the public to turn on him like, well, I was going to say like a pack of rabid dogs, but it seems in poor taste.

So, Tim Tebow, the best of luck to you, and be on your guard, because the most dangerous people out to get are not 300 pound defensive lineman, but rather sleazy looking dudes in vans with wide angle lenses. The minute they catch you in any situation that might possibly indicate that you are anything less than the reincarnation of Mother Theresa with a better 40 time (but a worse spiral), you'll be facing an unparalleled firestorm of selfrighteousness and criticism by many of the same people that are currently singing your praises. And I mean that literally. Some people are actually singing hymns to Tim Tebow, and some of these same people may eventually light him on fire. It's sort of what religious extremists do between crusades. This posing thing, though, is something I can't get enough of.

If Tim Tebow's signature pose is indicative of his greatest strength, the faith that seemingly gives him the strength to overcome overwhelming odds (or at least the Miami Dolphins defense) is this sideline genuflection, what about other top flight NFL quarterbacks? Tony Romo? Confusion? I have a picture of him, hands behind his helmet, staring unbelievingly downfield as a greenclad DB sprints the wrong way with one of his many errant 4th quarter throws. Signature pose. Brett Favre? Arrogance? Can't help but picture him pointing a cell phone down his pants to photograph his first down marker. Signature pose. Drew Brees? I don't know the word but it involves him holding an entire city above his head like Atlas holding the globe.

And what about our own Alex Smith? This one is more complex. First, you need a guy pretending to be Nolan, another guy pretending to be Singletary, and two more guys driving busses under which the first two guys throw him. The word? Perserverance. Diligence. Dedication. Call it what you like, but the quarterback I'm most interested in following this year may not be getting the hype Tebow is, but he's displaying a remarkable sense of faith in his abilities and those of the his coaches and teammates. And unlike the young scrambler in Denver, who got all the press this week and probably will for weeks to come, Smith is doing it for a team that is actually relevant in the NFL landscape.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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Good post.

Liked this part:

“…the reincarnation of Mother Theresa with a better 40 time (but a worse spiral)…”

Hahaha, it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true.

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by liberty_JAC on Oct 29, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

but you accidentally Roethlisbergered lmao

Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer

by afrikabamboodle on Oct 29, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all the idioms that have made their way into standard usage, I’ll never understand how “I could care less” continues to thrive. It states in no unclear terms exactly the opposite of its intended meaning. And it does so in a way that is not remotely ambiguous to the ear.

What’s worse, it has no crossover value. If I’m stuffed on quiche, I would never be able to get away with rejecting another plate of quiche by saying “I could eat another bite.” If I’m in my refractory period, I can’t expect my partner to know that we need to wait a while if I say, “I could have sex again right away.” It doesn’t make sense.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

good point

I guess I could change it up to say " I have no opinion of him either way."

by redgolddynasty on Oct 29, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was purely a tangential comment, by the way. I was glad to read the post.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Also, “could not care less” works just fine.)

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well,'I'd agree with this but add in also,

“not to mention”, yet they do, among others! And perhaps my biggest pet peave here on our intelligent site is that " a lot" is two words, not one! As in “alot” is NOT a word, alright people? Both parents were teachers and I’m only genetically doing what I’ve been schooled on for decades!

Enough said above! I can't believe the "t-raiders" are going to play in OUR stadium! Bastards!

by 23mjheart on Oct 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think “not to mention” at least gets credit as an example of paralipsis. It’s following an actual rhetorical model. It’s similar to “No offense, but…” in that the use of the statement strongly implies – rather, actually denotes – its own irony. “Could care less” is almost entirely without meaning or intent.

On the subject of pet peeves, though: “Lead” as the past tense of “to lead” is a big one for me. “Lead” is a present tense verb, or a periodic element. “Led” is a past tense verb. I’m also constantly accosted by things like: “I eat breakfast everyday.” Rather, “everyday” is an adjective. You eat breakfast every day. (In fact, EVERYSMASH may be my biggest peeve on record – people just connect words to the back end of “every” with no regard: everytime, everyplace, everycetera…).

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people are misusing it first of all.

It’s not “I could care less.” It’s supposed to be, “I COULDN’T care less,” because you care so little that you could not possibly care less. It’s similar to how people continue to use “anywayS.”

Affectionately,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
NBA’s All-Time Leading Scorer

by afrikabamboodle on Oct 29, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that it’s a misuse. What I don’t understand is how it even exists. The meaning is so plainly contrary to the intention, and the construction provides no rhetorical advantage to speak of. It has no cultural or regional significance. It’s a pure bastardization, with no reason or sense to stand for it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait

so instead of taking a knee and praying to jesus you accidentally date raped a girl? I wonder how often that sort of thing happens.

by reedkrase on Oct 30, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Tebow keeps on winning? Gtfohwtbs. He cannot win without his team. He’s horrific.

Leggoooo!!!

by rlott#42 on Oct 30, 2011 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

"Last Nite I tried Tebowing, but I accidently roethlisbergered Instead"

So basically you are saying you went to a high school, to give a motivational speach about God, Prayer, and the power of hard work, but you ended up forcing yourself upon one of the highschoolers in the crowd???

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

by chicagobullies on Oct 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol all jokes aside

not a bad fanpost. Was interesting, funny, and a pretty good read. I’m sure as you were writing this you had to try and hold back several of the comments like I made, lol, but you still couldn’t help but make a few.

I did like the one about the rabid dogs lol, nice word play, sir.

To get to the point, I had never heard about Tebowing until today, geez where have I been?? lol. As soon as I did hear about it and figure out what it was, actually I saw like four other people tebowing before I even saw Tebow Tebowing. lol

He’s a great kid with a great heart, and a passion that seems unmatched. Whether he will be a great QB in the Nfl or just a dud, I am sure will not be his legacy. He will always be known as one of the best and most dominant College QB’s of all time, and most importantly one of the best role models for children everywhere to ever play the game of football at any level.

I admire his hard-work, and his will to win, but I really do not see him ever becoming a franchise QB in the Nfl, nothing is impossible, but if anyone could prove thousands of people wrong and myself, it would be Tebow.

I am rooting for the guy and do hope he succeeds, but I really just do not see it happening, accuracy is a vital part of being a legit NFL QB, and if he does not increase his accuracy he can “Fouurgeettt AbowtT ETT”

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

by chicagobullies on Oct 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

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