Which is to say, comedy gold. Here's a brief transcript from last Sunday's game, provided with some minor narrative flourish.
We now return to the field of play.
"It's alright," Avant announced, breaking off his route. "I say, Dashon, can you really fly?"
Instead of troubling to answer him, Dashon flew around the field, taking the ball on the way.
"How topping!" said Jackson and Vick.
"How sweet!" cried Henery.
"Yes, I'm sweet, oh, I am sweet!" said Dashon, forgetting his manners again.
It looked delightfully easy, and they tried it first from the three-point stance and then from a standing position, but they always went down instead of up.
"I say, how do you do it?" asked Jackson, rubbing his knee. He was quite a practical wide receiver.
"You just think lovely wonderful thoughts," Dashon explained, "and they lift you up in the air."
He showed them again.
Yes. So, that happened. Totally happened. I pulled that transcript straight out of the gameday audio. If you find it and keep listening, things get really interesting. Totally.
And, if you managed to figure that one out, you now have the added bonus of being able to picture Alex Henery wearing an old-timey girl's nightgown. Yay!
Man, Dashon Goldson jumped really high there. Go ahead and write some captions about it. As usual, rec' any that make you laugh and try like hell to get more rec's than LondonNiner, who will be defending his title again this week.