I don't know who that guy is, but I can't stop looking at him. I want to be that guy. Heck, I want you to be that guy. I want you to be that guy so I can stand next to you and tell people I stood next to that guy. Then, we can switch roles because you should totally be able to tell people you stood next to that guy, too. That guy is awesome. He is what we all want to be. He is the guy on the sideline watching the play who is anonymous enough to make faces. Oh, to be that guy.
That other guy is less cool. His hat is weird. And his beard looks like Josh Cribbs's hair. We don't want to be him.
Now, I'll segue into my wrap-up by apologizing for last week. I took my bye. I couldn't do anything to avoid it, but being away makes me miss the segment. So here's to hoping I've returned for a good week. Caption the crap out of that guy, and rec' any captions that make you smile. NinerFanTucson won the last go. Will it be you this time?