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Finally figured out how to categorize AleX Smith!

Game manager DELUX

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via www.bbqclubs.com

He's not a regular ol' game manager, he's Trent Dilfer slathered in BBQ sauce (great completion percentage) and topped with bacon (high TD/INT ratio). Not only that, but when you least expect it, POW, there's the peppercorn crust (toughness)!

The Game Manager DELUX ain't no fast food burger, but you'd rather have a steak (i.e. Manning, Brady, etc.). The Game Manager DELUX will never blow your mind, but you're always happy and full after your meal... cuz the combination of BBQ sauce and bacon is ALWAYS delicious. Would you rely on the Game Manager DELUX for your daily go to meal? Not without some roughage (Frank Gore... just imagine fiber loosening up the... uhh... defense. Yeah, sorry about that imagery).

In all seriousness, though, I love what Smith is doing this year. I think he can take the next step away from "Ho hum #1 pick draft bust." But even if he doesn't, he's proven that he is CAPABLE of being a viable NFL starter... and I hope he keeps it up. I think he's got the moxie, smarts, patience, and determination to get there... at least now that he's got a mildly capable offensive mind drawing up the plays (cue Jimmy Raye laser eyes GIF).

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.

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