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Caption This: Alfonso Ribeiro Watching the Cowboys Tank

Your Caption Here!

This week, let me just say, was not lacking in possibilities for the Caption This. The Jim Harbaugh sideline reaction shots alone are worth... hang on, I need to do the conversions... at 1,000 words a piece, with 1,000 words equaling between 150 and 275 laughs, plus or minus 10% for extreme Harbaugh faces, carry the two... Ah, yes. The Jim Harbaugh sideline reaction shots alone are worth several thousand laughs.

Now, yes, I understand that this is not necessarily the perfect photo for a Caption This. One guy. Smiling. Only so much to do with that. I get it. But, come on. It's Carlton. He magically appeared in my image feed. There was the Jaguars' new mustachioed owner. There was Harbaugh doing something that I assure you was hilarious. And then there was Carlton. My hands were quite literally tied. And while that admittedly made it difficult to set up this thread, I pulled through by learning how to type with my... wait, this is a public forum... let's just say my feet.

As for context, the headline here pretty much says it all. Apparently, this photo of Alfonso Ribeiro was snapped while he was watching the Giants beat the Cowboys last week. And if the fact that this is Carlton means nothing to you, at least the Cowboys losing should.

So give us your captions, and rec' any that make you smile. Last week's thread got a great turnout, and it took a heroic effort from James Brady to take home the most rec's at 14.

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“It’s not unusual to see the Cowboys blow a game, da da da da da (Carlton dance).”

by mdsmooth on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Geoffrey -

Can you make me a sandwich?

Make it so.

by Ranger10 on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

Caption:

Alfonso Ribeiro assumes a sappy expression of pleasure at successfully clearing out the box with a ridiculously nasty beef.

Make it so.

by Ranger10 on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

I would have rec'd

I’m a sucker for fart jokes.

Moody and complicated

by FanBelge on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Crazy to think he probably makes enough royalties off Fresh Prince to continue doing nothing.

"It’s easy to lie with statistics, but it’s easier to lie without them." -Fred Mosteller
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by John Stephens on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A camera man

While scouring the crowd for a good picture, is shocked to see Alfonso still has enough money left over from Fresh Prince to attend a footbal game. While Alfonso is just happy to have his picture taken again.

by h0ckeysk83r on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Caption:

Geoffrey must be around here somewhere… Cuz the Cowboys just served, haha. You mad?

by EyeBlack22 on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Go Tony!

And I thought my career was in the toilet…

by Da Bum on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

The deeper the Fresh Prince pull, the more hearty the rec’.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Cowboys

The guy that played Carlton over a decade ago is laughing at you. Sucks to be you.

by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Even worse...

…it’s the guy who played Ricky Schroeder’s side-kick laughing at you!

by Bigmouth on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Even worse...

…it’s the guy who played… um, he played… hmm. Well I’m sure he has done something else since then. (good pull with Silver Spoons)

by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

google says his net worth is 5 million

so I guess he hasn’t really had to do anything else

by reedkrase on Dec 16, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

..

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 16, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Alfonso Ribeiro as talent scout for Last Comic Standing,

has high expectations for the Dallas Cowboys in Season 8.

[ and yes, he really is a talent scout for last comic standing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfonso_Ribeiro ]

by reedkrase on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Caption

“I GOT INTO PRINCETON!”

"Aaaaaaaal Apalachicola"

by bonbrillio on Dec 16, 2011 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Its amazing how much this guy enjoys watching Wild Wild West

by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Hey Romo!

What do the Cowboys and me, balls-deep in Jessica Simpson, have in common? We both just blew it—AGAIN.

I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Dec 16, 2011 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

That's funny...

I wonder if they do that in Colorado….

"Hey look over there. Isn't that John Candy?"

by Pat Willie on Dec 17, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

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