Caption This: Alfonso Ribeiro Watching the Cowboys Tank
This week, let me just say, was not lacking in possibilities for the Caption This. The Jim Harbaugh sideline reaction shots alone are worth... hang on, I need to do the conversions... at 1,000 words a piece, with 1,000 words equaling between 150 and 275 laughs, plus or minus 10% for extreme Harbaugh faces, carry the two... Ah, yes. The Jim Harbaugh sideline reaction shots alone are worth several thousand laughs.
Now, yes, I understand that this is not necessarily the perfect photo for a Caption This. One guy. Smiling. Only so much to do with that. I get it. But, come on. It's Carlton. He magically appeared in my image feed. There was the Jaguars' new mustachioed owner. There was Harbaugh doing something that I assure you was hilarious. And then there was Carlton. My hands were quite literally tied. And while that admittedly made it difficult to set up this thread, I pulled through by learning how to type with my... wait, this is a public forum... let's just say my feet.
As for context, the headline here pretty much says it all. Apparently, this photo of Alfonso Ribeiro was snapped while he was watching the Giants beat the Cowboys last week. And if the fact that this is Carlton means nothing to you, at least the Cowboys losing should.
So give us your captions, and rec' any that make you smile. Last week's thread got a great turnout, and it took a heroic effort from James Brady to take home the most rec's at 14.
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I have no idea for a caption, so here's a gif of Carlton dancing:

by Neama on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
“It’s not unusual to see the Cowboys blow a game, da da da da da (Carlton dance).”
by mdsmooth on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Will Smith:
Who in the world is Alfonso Ribeiro?
by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Caption:
Alfonso Ribeiro assumes a sappy expression of pleasure at successfully clearing out the box with a ridiculously nasty beef.
Make it so.
Alfonso's facial expression
As Tom Jones walks right past him
Alfonso Ribeiro smiles with delight finding out that he loses to Jim Drukenmiller in the championship round of “You Ain’t Done $*&^ Since 96”
by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Crazy to think he probably makes enough royalties off Fresh Prince to continue doing nothing.
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by John Stephens on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
A camera man
While scouring the crowd for a good picture, is shocked to see Alfonso still has enough money left over from Fresh Prince to attend a footbal game. While Alfonso is just happy to have his picture taken again.
by h0ckeysk83r on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Caption:
Geoffrey must be around here somewhere… Cuz the Cowboys just served, haha. You mad?
by EyeBlack22 on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions
It looks like there may be a job opening in Dallas
Better call my agent
Go Tony!
And I thought my career was in the toilet…
New Jaguars owner Carlton Banks
has apparently done well since Princeton.
by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 11:21 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
The deeper the Fresh Prince pull, the more hearty the rec’.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, Cowboys
The guy that played Carlton over a decade ago is laughing at you. Sucks to be you.
by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Even worse...
…it’s the guy who played Ricky Schroeder’s side-kick laughing at you!
by Bigmouth on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Even worse...
…it’s the guy who played… um, he played… hmm. Well I’m sure he has done something else since then. (good pull with Silver Spoons)
google says his net worth is 5 million
so I guess he hasn’t really had to do anything else
Alfonso Ribeiro as talent scout for Last Comic Standing,
has high expectations for the Dallas Cowboys in Season 8.
[ and yes, he really is a talent scout for last comic standing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfonso_Ribeiro ]
Its amazing how much this guy enjoys watching Wild Wild West
by mcwagner on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Hey Romo!
What do the Cowboys and me, balls-deep in Jessica Simpson, have in common? We both just blew it—AGAIN.
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.
Whenever the Dallas Cowboys Lose a Game...
The Whole World Smiles With You.
"Hey look over there. Isn't that John Candy?"
by Pat Willie on Dec 16, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
It most surely does NOT have to be a Fresh Prince reference to get a rec
In fact, Cowboy hating is way way better in my book.
Alfonso Ribeiro enjoys watching reruns of Fresh Price on Jerry's gigantic jumbo tron which were getting better ratings than the game that day.
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Alfonso Ribisi enjoys watching a highlight on the jumbo tron of Tim Tebow doing the "Carlton" after a 4th quarter score in last weeks game against the Bears.
……….Later that day, Ribeiro was stoned to death for laughing.
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by Drew Kerr on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's funny...
I wonder if they do that in Colorado….
"Hey look over there. Isn't that John Candy?"

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