Caption This: Drew Brees and a (Noun)
by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 10:30 AM PST
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Welcome back to another week at Caption This, the fat-free Niners Nation segment that gives you the chance to put your own signature flair to the caption of whatever photo I choose. This week, I chose our photo because of the way it makes me think of Mad Libs, as per the headline. The fact of the photo is straightforward enough, though: Drew Brees, apparently deeply apologetic, shakes the hand of Ragnar, destroyer of things, son of Olaff, after systematically dismantling the football team of his people.
But the whole thing just makes me think of what else Drew Brees might apologetically shake the hand of. This year alone, he would have apologetically shaken the hands of no fewer than three wildcats. He would have found a pirate somewhere and said, "Sorry, man." And don't get me started on his long journey through mountain passes to find the world's last remaining giants. That was just excessive.
He seems like such a nice, young man.
As a side note, the guy who plays Ragnar is apparently the current world record holder for speed-shaving with an axe. Or he was, until Drew Brees apologetically smashed his record. And just look at how smooth those cheeks are.
Use the comments section to provide your captions, and give a rec' to any that make you laugh. Last week, Pat Willie got the most rec's. Don't be too apologetic when you take his crown.
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Ragnar then patted Brees on the back. Brees went ballistic and chased Ragnar down the field making a scene and looking like a little girl. Ragnar then admitted that it was all on him and that he shook too hard.
by mcwagner on Dec 23, 2011 10:34 AM PST reply actions 10 recs
I am pretty pleased with this
Rec.
On a side note, I love the 49ers, but am a little envious of the Vikings now, knowing that this guy roots for them. Does our fanbase have anyone THIS awesome?
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Dec 23, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve been trying to imagine the process of speed shaving with an axe ever since I learned that little factoid.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
That’s an actual fact, by the way. The guy who plays Ragnar is the actual world record holder for that particular thing.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I saw that
If you can learn to do it effectively (you know, without slicing yourself), I will buy you a ticket to the game the next time the Vikings come to SF. Because that would make you even more awesome as a fan.
p.s. I can make no guarantees about stadium lighting.
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Dec 23, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Drew Brees has no choice but to sheepishly admit that what’s in his wallet is more cash than your puny minds can possibly fathom.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
until it drops and opens up revealing
many single $1s. What do you have planned for after the game Mr. Brees? Going to let off a little steam?
“Just going to nobly reinvest in the great city of New Orleans for a few drunken, debauched hours.”
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
(In this scenario, I guess, he took a private jet back to New Orleans right quick.)
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Hey Brees...
I’m Ragnar, all-pro quarterback for the 1423 Vikings.
Brees: Umm, OK, I gotta shower
Moody and complicated
by FanBelge on Dec 23, 2011 10:51 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Brees says
I’m scared of your left hand. I’m willing to shake hands using my throwing hand.
Caption:
The Minnesota Vikings take “throwback jersey night” to the extreme as they prepare to face-off versus the Saints.
by EyeBlack22 on Dec 23, 2011 11:07 AM PST via mobile reply actions 21 recs
I like this one a lot.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
The NFL was later forced to suspend middle linebacker EJ Henderson for two games after a horned-helmet-to-helmet hit that gorged Pierre Thomas through the earhole, killing him dead, and is considering a rule change that would make it illegal to gorge any player above the shoulders.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
James Harrison was also suspended and severely fined for tweeting, "ouch"
Also, the Denver defense was penalized because Tom Brady happened to have been playing while an offensive player in another game was injured (impaled).
by mcwagner on Dec 23, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre says he doesn’t know whether or not he’ll be suiting up on Sunday after taking a vicious blow above the shoulders. Favre is known as an “ironman” around the NFL who has a streak of eighteen-thousand consecutive games started, and it would be surprising to see him out of action. He’s officially listed as questionable (decapitation) on the team’s injury report.
And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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by James Brady on Dec 23, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL, this one took me a moment.
jacobtaylor2002
by jacobtaylor2002 on Dec 23, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
I know that “killing him dead” is a ridiculous and redundant phrase, but I really enjoy the way it sounds.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hey number 9...
Rangar: You better shake the hand of the lead member of ZZ Top. This is my part-time
job.
Brees: Ohh, so sorry Billy Gibbons. How you doing?
In a heart-warming affair, Drew Brees meets his biological father for the first time before a game on Sunday, Dec. 18, wherein Brees comes to fully understand the visions of axes and burning down villages that have calmed him since he was an infant.
And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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by James Brady on Dec 23, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Drew Brees is kind of like Hiccup, the way I picture this.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
After Brees shook Santa's hand a little bit too hard.....
Santa decided to give Drew and company a loss to Atlanta for Christmas this year……as a present to all the Good 49er fans out there.
After all, Santa is wearing…………………… Gold and Red…..Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho….Merry Christmas.
I knew there was a Santa joke in here somewhere
You know, axe-wielding, incredibly menacing Norseman Santa.
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Dec 23, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
I made this coat with my bare hands, Mr. Brees, and what do you do?
French fries are really Belgian, sausages and bagels have the same amount of protein, two countries' names mean "turkey", and Santa Claus was invented by the Coca-Cola company. Is life weird or what?
Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!
The ghost of Christmas future informs Drew Brees he won't be getting a #2 seed in his stocking this year
But the Niners will!!!
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by wjackalope on Dec 23, 2011 11:34 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
Drew Brees congratulates Ragnar after he pips 49ers running back Anthony Dixon to the Most Ridiculous Haircut in the NFL Award 2011.
by LondonNiner on Dec 23, 2011 11:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Anthony Dixon has bad hair. It’s true.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
An unshaven Brett Favre comes out of his backwoods home in Mississippi to make a rare appearance at the Metrodome to congratulate Drew Brees after a victory over his former team.
Shortly after, Favre asks Brees in his infamous redneck accent, “Ya wanna see my penis?”
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by Drew Kerr on Dec 23, 2011 11:57 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Favre later showed Drew Brees his penis anyway.
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by howtheyscored on Dec 23, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Dancing with the stars
The picture taken shortly before Ragnar twirled brees around as they danced to the cha cha
First glimpses of the illusive Frederick P. Soft as he introduces himself to Drew Brees
Having not found a proper home in San Francisco he had followed his old pal Mike Singletary to Minnesota.
In the back of his mind he thinks it may only be a temporary home, as it is rumored he fancies the popular cajun cooking of the French Quarter.
Attack this day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. ~ Jack Harbaugh
by Virginia9er on Dec 23, 2011 12:05 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Ragnar to drew Brees
“Long hair dont care.”
Sourdough Sam?
Justin Smith in is civilian clothes?
by Mindless on Dec 23, 2011 12:06 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Looking around a somewhat empty stadium
at the people in period costumes, Brees realized the Saints had a HOME game this week against the Vikings, and that he has inadvertently stumbled into a Lord of the Rings convention in Minnesota…
"Football combines the two worst things about America: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings" -George Will
by lottwasgangsta on Dec 23, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Are you Norwegian? You look Norwegian.
You should come over and check out my Battle Axe collection some time, Drew.
"When they pull the chains off, I’ll come back just as strong as when I left, if not better" - 52
I'm Swedish myself...
so which clan actually sports “purple-people-eater purple” anyway?
Make it so.
Clay Matthews and Drew Brees shake hands following an NFL football game
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
by wjackalope on Dec 23, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Damn, Donovan, you really let yourself go!"
Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.
by homegrowntalent on Dec 23, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions
Drew Brees has a structured settlement, and he needs cash now.
And then God created Saturn ... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. ... Always a ninja
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