Next up on the podium is our quarterback Billy Bob Bob.
Gentlemen: I want to start with some thank you's. For last night's pre-game prep, thank Aphrodite and her son Eros for a memorable meet & greet. Without that we wouldn't have been able to come so close to winning - losing by 18 to Tampa Bay ain't bad.
When the lights went out, I prayed to Apollo, who controls the sun. Also gave praise to Hades who controls earthquakes - I'm sure that went through everyone's minds.
Our D played great, all thanks to Vulcan and his guidance of Alton & Justin.
A shout-out to Athena for guiding our coaches’ great game plan.
Personally I need to double-praise Apollo for my strong arm and for our unstoppable 4-man backfield.
Finally, by the great Mars, I promise revenge against these guys the next time we play.
And to conclude, let me say that being American is so great & so much better than being a soft Brit, a snooty Frenchie, a cheating Greek or a drunken Russkie.
Obviously America is the best thanks to our political system. Imagine trying to sit down and have an intelligent discussion about healthcare if the Constitution hadn't divided us into Democrats and Republicans.
Well, my time is short. Any questions?