Caption This!

Caption This! is beginning to convince me that I'm a bad person.

I have no preamble today. I really don't. There's no good way to lead up to this photo. Or to talk around it. It looks like she's grabbing his crotch. And I'm a bad person for asking you to write captions about it.

So, you know, don't be a bad person. Don't be like me. I can see this Caption This! ending poorly, but I've chosen to trust all of you to keep it classy instead. I mean, go ahead and keep it sexy. That photo ain't nothin' but sexy. But classy sexy. But seriously, this is a test run for photos of people apparently grabbing crotches. Don't force me to not post funny pictures of people apparently grabbing crotches in the future. Or... apparently grabbing crotches in the past, if you want to be accurate. Posting pictures in the future of people apparently grabbing crotches in the past. The English language is funny.

Also, I think it's important that we get more Google search traffic for the word crotch at this site.

So, you know how we do it. Use the comments to leave your captions, and rec' the ones you like the most. Last week's winner was supraman. Crotch.

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