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by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 1:36 PM PDT
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Welcome to our first installment of the Ninersnation Community Thread. Here we can go into off-topics such as how was your breakfast? Who would win in a fight? What time is it? So now our front page football topics will be about football (strange concept, I know). First rule is, there are no rules! Second rule is that site decorum is still on. No talk into religion, politics, or dirty dirty. No personal attacks, racism, or sexist remarks. The Kitteh Era has ended, so lets try to avoid pictures and gifs. If you have a good picture, make it a link. This is going to be like the draft threads so we can come back to a discussion so that means REC ME! That is a good rule of thumb in any situation. So lets have some fun here. First topic of conversation: What was the best meal you have ever had? My mom makes a killer jambalaya that is so spicy it would burn your eyes just looking at it. It is the perfect cajun meal and I think I saw them serve it at the royal wedding.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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Favorite meal
This won’t qualify as the “best” meal I’ve ever had, but my favorite meal since childhood has been meatloaf with a baked potato. I put ketchup on the meatloaf, sour cream on the potato, and then mix it all together. So tasty.
I dislike all Meatloafs
What kind of name is that? Here is some meat, like a loaf. What kind of meat is that? Shut up and eat your loaf. You like ketchup, its simple. What does meatloaf taste like? Ketchuploaf is more appropriate.
The singer did Bat Out of Hell and I Would Do Anything for Love. That’s it. And sweat
by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 2:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well , my Mother put's cheese in the middle and home made salsa on top , that's how we roll ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
then she rolls it up in a flour tortilla
That’s a burrito.
What kind of cheese?
by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 2:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That's exactly what we do too for left-over's , everything goes in a tortilla , sharp cheddar ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
i like cheese
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have a best meal since my grandparents are Italian and they can make almost anything good...
…but they make the best lasagna ever. Seriously. Between the pasta, minced meat, and cheese (not to mention sause), it’s just so awesome.
That's a good question....
A taco would have a harder shell, and therefore be harder to break, but a Grilled cheese sandwich is square, unlike the taco, giving it sharper corners to poke the taco lol
by sanfranfanmdk on May 2, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
depends on the cheese
Whoever has the stronger cheese wins.
I can say a hard shell taco can beat me up. Ever take a bite and the shell goes between your teeth and unleash on your gums? Then that hot sauce goes into the wound. Life is tough, huh?
by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 2:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, definitely HATE when that happens....
That, and less mess, is why i usually go with soft tacos…..have you ever had a good fish taco? I had one at the Outer Banks of North Carolina, and it was fanTASTic, quite surprised
by sanfranfanmdk on May 2, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Grilled cheese
All the fixings in a taco just sort of fall out the sides. A grilled cheese is grilled together and wouldn’t fall apart after one little shaking. This makes me want to go to Taco Bell.
by David Fucillo on May 2, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They have grilled cheese sandwiches?
Never knew that. Just finished eating a Reuben. A grilled cheese (and sauerkraut and meat) with an attitude.
by ChesapeakeBay9er on May 2, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Difficult
I’d have to go with the grilled cheese sandwiches that my dad made for me when I was younger. Melted Colby Jack and Swiss and freshly cut peppers inside two slices of evenly browned sourdough bread. Mmm.
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Great movie.
Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich – in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I’d put my money on the taco.
Steelers vs Packers in the Super Bowl? I want a do-over.
by Haggardninja on May 3, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m pretty sure you’re right.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
by Haggardninja on May 3, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Niether would win.
Part way through the fight I would come running out from backstage, jump into the ring with a folding chair—and then sit on the chair and eat both the sandwich and the taco.
You know, WWE style.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
So hungry
I suddenly want a cheeseburger with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches for the bun. Cheesy goodness.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
by Haggardninja on May 3, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Grilled cheese sandwich with beef in it.
We are so on to something.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Indeed
I watch Food Network a lot. I’ve seen a few shows like “Diners, Drive-In’s, and Dives” that visit places that serve this concoction. I’ve also heard of a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger and it sounds strangely delicious. They usually have them at the Iowa State Fair. I might have to give it a try this year.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
by Haggardninja on May 3, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Krispy Kreme cheeseburger?
My taste buds are looking this up on Google as we speak, while my heart and arteries are desperately trying to unplug my internet connection.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I’ve recced this and I hope you kiddies have fun, but I have to go to sleep. Back to work tomorrow after the Bank Holiday weekend. Favourite meal ever was the evening me and my wife got engaged in Paris and we went to a stunning Italian restaurant (in France, I know – I like to mix it up) by the Pont Neuf. Wish I could remember the name of it, but it was 10 years ago. Amazing meal in a wonderful, beguiling and charming city. Love France, love Paris, love food.
Night all.
Have you heard the saying?
The British love France, hate the French
The French hate Britain, love the British
Is that a real stereotype?
I’ve never heard that before.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
nope
Somoan women did. They never saw black people before. The white troops told them that black people had tails. So when they would dance the Somoan women would reach around and try to feel for the tail. The black troops did not waste the opportunity. Saw that on Ken Burns’ The War documentary.
wow
Who knew you could pick up chicks by pretending to have a tail?
That’s the absolute last thing I would have tried…
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
He hates Franch and French
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Get give me some Del Taco over Taco Bell anyday , Big Fat steak Taco and a Large fry ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
by Edggy on May 2, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
you just made me hungry
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hence your name i'm thinkin ' ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
School sucks
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Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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get it done
I’m 27, work 50 hours a week, family, and 15 units. Don’t be me :(
by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 3:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I still hate it
but I have you guys to kill time
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Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Whats CEGEP?
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Wow, I was actually gonna explain it but I guess I forgot. My bad.
CEGEP is unique to Quebec in that it replaces grade 12 and the first year of uni. It basically eases the transition but also provides certain benefits.
Example…I’m going to McGill. Certain programs require a bachelor’s, but if you do well enough in CEGEP you can bypass that. Law school comes to mind.
Also, if you do well enough at certain courses in CEGEP, you don’t need to take them again in uni (Cal 1, Linear Algebra, Microeconomics for buseness, though I’m not going into that).
I have a cousin who lives up in Toronto
He’s applying to colleges this year and hasn’t mentioned this program. It basically gears you to begin specialization in a field that you’re interested in? That’s awesome. I wish the U.S. would adopt something like this…though I do suppose community colleges are a similar mechanism for a smoother transition from HS to college.
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You should look into International Baccelaureate
CGEP is similar to that, from what I understand.
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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FTT: Not necessarily
If you’re in Commerce, Health Science, or Pure and Applied Sciences then yeah it gears you towards your program (if you want to go into business, medicine, or engineering to list some examples).
But I’m in the International Studies program and it’s basically Social Sciences with some extra history classes (could have been geography or politics too, you have to take certain classes to graduate from the program), but I’m going into Secondary Education in Uni (High School teacher).
I dunno where to go from there though. Master’s? Maybe be a principal or CEGEP teacher (which is a fairly cushy job from what I understand…you’re a professor but without the research)? Or law?
I admittedly don’t know much about law though.
Your cousin may not have mentioned it because there’s no CEGEPs outside Quebec. I actually really like the system, but I’ve yet to see how prepared I am for Uni.
grantmp: I’ve heard of the IP, but am not sure what it is.
IB is the system they have throughout Europe
and it’s also taught at certain schools here in Canada. It also replaces grade 12 and gives you a year after grade 12 (a la grade 13) and it sets you up to study abroad (UK especially).
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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Just wait till grad school, buddy.
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
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Don't remind me.
I wanna go to Med school so at least the things I learn will be awesome.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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Med school?
Why not Math School? It’s much more awesome.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Stats major.
Although I don’t know if I consider it real math. Will take more math classes just hate the computer programming section of that major.
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Yeah, I don't care for statistics.
I like writing programs, but I don’t really understand the fancy underlying concepts. How much computer science do you need at your university?
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I'm not sure.
I applied for math/econ which only required one which I just finished. They gave me my second major which was Stats. I am going to see if I can double major so hopefully I get math/econ and stats. Just no more computer programming.
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Cool.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
NO MORE CISP
I don’t know how you enjoy it.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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Well, writing code is really fun.
I can’t stay awake in the class though. I actually hate the class part, I just love doing the labs and assignments.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I can see that the programs weren't that bad.
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Yeah, the programs are great.
Then Professor Buzz Killington comes by and wants you to know how it all works, which just ruins the mood for me.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Med school is awesome but I gave up on it too early
Coming out of senior year in HS, I applied ED to a program at Brown which was pre-med and eventually MD. I got pretty pissed when I got flat out rejected and I decided to screw that and here I am, finishing my MBA, hating every minute of it, wishing I had chosen to do what I was most interested in and get an MD.
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
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Where are you getting an MBA at if I may ask.
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fear the tree lol
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He may have went there for undergrad
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Stanford.
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Nice
very nice.
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I honestly wish it was.
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Stanford is a really beautiful campus
I had no chance in getting in as an undergrad but hopefully I can get in next time. But even then its a longshot.
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I'm talking about the MBA program
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I thought its on the same campus?
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Si.
It is.
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
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So its still purty
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The Kitteh Era has ended
And the Manraj riots begin.
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
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it is a lie
it has not ended and is actually just getting started
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly we are rebuilding our forces to stop this rebellion.
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what is your favorite head and shoulders flavor?
clicked on it a few times today
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Flavor?
Never drank any..surely not on purpose.
by ChesapeakeBay9er on May 2, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
blondes or brunettes ?
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
brunettes the darker the hair or better.
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Oh and...
toss a redhead in there too..in case I get bored LOL
by ChesapeakeBay9er on May 2, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Redheads are the best.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Remember the song
Love the one(s) you’re with :-)
by ChesapeakeBay9er on May 2, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I love redheads
Who says they don’t have souls?
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I hate you
but redhair is my third favorite hair color. After black hair and Brunettes.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
That's an easy one, brunettes.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
The one on the left
but that has nothing to do with hair color, she’s just hotter.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
duh
whoever says yes?
Repeating something over and over doesn't make it true.
by Arkie49er on May 3, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'ed my friend
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
haha I skipped this comment before but yes it does deserve a rec.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Yeah!
My dream of a Niners Nation off-topic thread has finally been realized. There will be a new one weekly or whenever one fills up, I presume/desperately hope. [Overjoyed Face]
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
So out of all of the kitten pictures I ever posted this kitten is the luckiest.
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by manraj7 on May 2, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Firefox.
The best browser for a reason.
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rec
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
which one?
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
kitten
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/slap
Kellen Moore is awesome
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mcwagner, you were wrong
The Kitty Regime appears to be alive and healthy.
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"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 2, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, yes it is
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
I got cho back
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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This one comes in second ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
by Edggy on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I wish I was that kitty.
But I would refuse to take a bath unless she took one with me.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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So I'm eating Jolly Ranchers because I'm addicted to candy and I was wondering if anyone actually enjoys Grape?
It [site decorum] sucks.
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I love Grape Soda, Welch's Grape Juice, and grapes.
A lot of other grape-flavored stuff kind of sucks though.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I love grapes too and grape skittles
but grape jolly ranchers sucks. I am going to end up with a bag full of grape flavored jolly ranchers.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Dinner
Two cans of chicken broth. Three chicken loins. Two celery, two cups of rice, a dash of vinegar. Lemon pepper. And secret ingredient: a spoon of mayo.
With it is a glass of Foxbrook sauvignon blanc
by mcwagner on May 2, 2011 6:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nice I have 4 hours before I eat dinner.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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So, we finally got to the part of our Set Theory course where we develop the Natural number system.
It is [site decorum] awesome.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Wow what a great idea.
I wonder whose idea this was. Must have been a smart, handsome, and devilishly clever member of NM. I wonder who it was…
I got a recipe for you guys. I swear to god its good.
Crock pot
4 chicken breasts or as many as you can stuff in there for college kids and leftovers
Big jar of Pace Picante
Big can of Cream of Mushroom
Pour in pot, leave on low all day, serve over white rice.
It’s called Salsa Chicken. AMAZING!!!
by hudd07 on May 2, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I got a better recipe.
Ingredients:
- Kidney beans
- Ranch dressing
Equipment:
- Toothpicks
- Cutting board with 49ers logo on it (which of course you obviously have)
Instructions:
- Place kidney bean in center of cutting board.
- Dip toothpick in ranch dressing and draw “SF” on bean, as it appears on the 49ers logo.
- Get another bean and do the same thing to it.
- Repeat step 3 over and over again like a hundred times.
- Enjoy your 49er beans.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
by these3words on May 3, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
cool beans.
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Manraj7 will feel like this when Mcwagner see these pic's ...!!
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McWagner has no power over me
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The only good thing to come out of the Royal Wedding
was Pippa Middleton. Enough said
"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."-Braveheart
Canadian election was today (I wonder how many people will care lol)
First time voting.
Conservatives won the majoryty though…not good. 40% of votes but won most of the seats. I hate this system.
The vote splitting between NDPs and Liberals was ridiculous.
Basically, the Liberal party was punished for the fact that the NDP ran a good campaign. there were a lot of ridings where the vote ratios were Conservatives 4 : NDP 3 : Liberals 3. Good for the NDP, but really good for the Conservatives.
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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So I learned that the free choice axiom proved that if you have on sphere and cut it into little pieces you can make 2 spheres of the exact same volume as the first one.
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Is that what it's called?
I’ve heard of that, but thought the name was different. Speaking of axioms, we worked through the Axiom of Choice recently. Interesting stuff indeed.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Ya I am looking for how they proved it.
Its interesting.
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Yeah, it seems pretty difficult.
It’s called the Banach-Tarski Paradox, and relies on the existence of non-measurable sets, which in turn relies on the Axiom of Choice.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
ohhhhh
I’m going to look it up. Same with the hairy ball theorem.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Cool.
Yeah, it seems to be quite a bit beyond my current level. We used the Axiom of Choice some, but not in that sense. We just proved that the Axiom of Choice implies the Hausdorff Maximality Principle, which implies Zorn’s Lemma, which implies the Well-Ordering Principle, which implies the Axiom of Choice. It’s all quite awesome. Quite awesome indeed.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Ya I'm in linear algebra so we just used the axiom of choice to explain how the set Rinfinite ie (1,1,1,1,1,1,...) has a basis.
So I don’t know much about it. But its this kind of stuff that makes me go towards math. I try not to talk about it because people (mostly my family) make fun of me :(
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So you can't comb a hairy ball flat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem
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Ah, but you can comb a hairy 2-torus.
Interesting result, that there must at all times be a cyclone somewhere on Earth. (For each layer of air anyway.)
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Not Related
My favorite theory is Schrodinger’s Cat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger’s_cat
The concept that they cat is both alive and dead at the same time… strange stuff.
That is pretty interesting.
Poor cat. [Sad Face]
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Poor cat?
It never dies.
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It may live in one universe, and die in another.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
NEVER DIES
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
I think you misunderstand the situation.
The paradox is that the cat could be both alive and dead, not that it never dies. Although cats really are to awesome to ever die. I suppose you’re right, cats never die, they just go missing in action.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Precisely like Spartans
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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Exactly.
Though I wouldn’t be surprised if Spartans were just cats in disguise.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Cats that are 7 ft tall
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
You don't know man, it's the future.
Anyway, it could be several cats working together.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Explains how they can dodge bullets.
But dogs>cats
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Perhaps in your dreams.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
you can’t comb a hairy ball flat.
I don’t want to know who figured that out, and I don’t want to know what they were doing at the time.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
When I heard of it. I decided that it was the best theory ever.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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by manraj7 on May 3, 2011 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ha-ha, yeah,
haters are going to hate.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
They are zoning me out now.
Im like so in math I learned. Then they interrupt with something stupid.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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by manraj7 on May 3, 2011 11:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I want this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bpHPzu_wEM&feature=feedlik
Kellen Moore is awesome
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On this note
I have decided that I will give the draft a break for 1 week. Then on May 8th I will create a 2012 draft thread. :)
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Very physical guy, but major speed questions.
Not as shifty as Boldin after the catch either. Big bodied, though, and that’s impressive tape against an Alabama defense.
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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Wow, this is gonna need some help
Got kitten pictures, math questions and what you ate for lunch, eek.
sd377 wants to ban me for unleashing the Kaepernick Supernova Gamma Ray
you changed your picture
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 3, 2011 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I really did not see math being such a hot topic. This is just a rare glimpse into the mind of the 49er fan.
Sparkling Grape Juice and Pepper Jack. Or a Sharp Cheddar. The sharper the better.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Math is always a hot topic.
Today I have to prove that multiplication of natural numbers is commutative. Shouldn’t take too long.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
this
its super cool
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
It is.
I first had to prove a separate claim, that for all natural numbers k, k*1=1*k. A useful claim, as it enables you to prove that multiplication of natural numbers is both associative and commutative, without presupposing either fact. It’s sort of like a sauce, one of the awesome variety.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
The closest I ever got to that was proving that a*0 = 0
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We'll probably have to do that at some point.
Right now we’re just dealing with the natural numbers, so there is no concept of zero to concern ourselves with.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Its pretty cool
basically you start off with 0 = 0
and I will let you finish it.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Alright, here's how we go about it:
Proposition: For all m in Z, m * 0 = 0.
Proof: Let m be in Z. Then m = [a, b] for some (a, b) in N x N. We note that for all k in N, [k, k] = 0. Hence, [1, 1] = 0. Thus, m * 0 = [a, b] * [1, 1]. By definition of multiplication of integers,
[a, b] * [1, 1] = [a*1 + b*1, a*1 + b*1]. We have previously shown that for all y in N,
y * 1 = 1 * y. Hence,
[a*1 + b*1, a*1 + b*1] = [1*a + 1*b, 1*a + 1*b] = [a + b, a + b], by Mult1 of Theorem 4.9 (Existence and conditions of multiplication of natural numbers). Since a and b are in N, (a + b) is in N. Since (a + b) is in N, [a + b, a + b] = 0.
Therefore, for all m in Z, m * 0 = 0. Q.E.D
I probably could/should have factored the “1” out there using the distributive property of multiplication of natural numbers before using “Mult1”, but I don’t feel it’s necessary and am lazy.
I’m sure your method is much more concise, if a bit less rigorous.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
You did it a lot harder than what I did.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Yeah, that's pretty much how we do things in Theory of Sets.
Of course, the proof is only valid for integer multiplication, I assume that yours is for real number multiplication. We won’t be defining the real numbers in our class, so we don’t concern ourselves with their properties. Ha-ha, that is what Real Analysis is for.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
so it was for integers too.
It was pretty awesome.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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Javelin
Which NFL QB could throw the Javelin the furthest?
My top three would be Freeman, Newton, then Kaep.
whatever you do, don't google "Javelin injury"
unless you’re sick like that.
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YOU SICK BASTARD!
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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your'e supposed to pretend you didn't fall for it.
you know…like I didn’t…yesterday…
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Speaking of getting Rick-Rolled...
My son loves Thomas the Train, which I’m totally fine with. However, the theme music gets stuck in my head. Which sucks, because whenever I whistle or sing it (because it gets stuck in my head) he immediately wants to watch Thomas.
As much as I try, I can’t stop myself from whistling it, though. It’s like my unconscious mind says to my conscious mind, " omg omg OMG — you HAVE to check out this song it’s the BEST SONG EVER " and then I my conscious mind goes and checks it out and gets rick-rolled into singing the Thomas the Train theme.
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It’s not as bad as the link LondonNiner posted. Being honest here.
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I don't trust you.
Where’s manraj when you need to use him as a poison tester link screener?
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Its not bad.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
that's a pretty lame theme song.
i might have to fire you and hire a new link screener.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I heard it while on mute
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Wow, I'm bored!
Yesterday I got a raise and a pay cut at work. How is that you may ask? I’ll enlighten you. My employer has a sales department and a retention department. I work for a local cell phone provider in the corporate office as a retention specialist. My job duties were to “save” customers from leaving the company with very little flexibility. I also activated new lines, renewed contracts, and other random duties. My employer decided to give all of the contract duties to the sales department which eliminates any commission that I used to get. In place of the lost commission, I got a $2/hr raise. I like to complain about it but I guess I should be thankful I at least got the raise but it doesn’t make up for the $700+ a month commission I used to bring in. Now that I have less responsibilities, I can spend more time on Niners Nation during the day. I guess there is always a positive that can be drawn out of a negative.
There. I’m done venting.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
i was a sales rep
Commission is great but it was very stressful if you counted on that income. It would turn you into a shark instead of having customer care first. I would prefer the guaranteed income with more spare time anyday. Maybe propose a profit sharing program. If the companies net is so much a percentage of it is shared with all employees. This will help getting all employees working towards a common goal and keeping an eye on waste. It will promote constant improvement as everyone likes more money and it would give a sense of ownership in the employees.
by mcwagner on May 3, 2011 11:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You don’t have less responsibilities; you have fewer responsibilities. Jeez, I’m surprised they didn’t just fire you, just for that ;)
Thanks for the grammar correction
Good thing you aren’t my boss! You would have fired me over the cracked pepper turkey sandwich comments.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
My job had soft sales
It wasn’t that bad. The stress is usually from customers whining and complaining about everything and I have to listen to it. You would be surprised to learn the effect that has on a person.
My commission would go up and down depending on the month. I didn’t bust my [site decorum] to get massive commissions but it got to a point where I started depending on them because of the increased expenses of being a single father. I’ll survive with my wage but I’m going to have to make some changes to adjust to the pay cut. I’m the kind of worker that likes to be busy all the time. I don’t like to sit here with nothing to do. It makes me feel expendable.
They have somewhat of a profit sharing program. It’s not much but any extra money is always appreciated. We usually get an extra check every quarter ranging from $50 to $200.
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reply fail
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by Haggardninja on May 3, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Pearl Jam or Nirvana?
Beach Boys or Beatles?
Guns N Roses or Metallica?
NWA or Public Enemy?
Simon and Garfunkel or Credence Clearwater Revival?
I'll bite:
Nirvana
Beatles
GnR
Public Enemy
CCR.
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Nirvana
Beach boys
Metallica
Public Enemy
CCR
Minus the Bear beats all
by mcwagner on May 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
are you a RealTMR podcast fan too?
That’s where I heard of Minus the Bear.
The “what happened if they got a bear” bit killed me.
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This is tough!
Pearl Jam
Beatles
Metallica
Public Enemy
CCR
Allow me to explain a few of my choices.
While Nirvana gave “grunge” popularity, Pearl Jam has more talent overall. It also doesn’t hurt that their first album “Ten” is in the top 3 of all time favorite albums. It was epic.
Beatles – There is no competition there. That’s like comparing a Rolls Royce to a Pinto.
Metallica – Although I’m not a big fan of much after “And Justice For All” they have done more as a band than GnR ever will. GnR had the potential but Axl ruined that. It’s a shame.
Public Enemy – Flavor Flav is the son, Public Enemy #1
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
I can only speak of the first three:
Nivana
The Beatles
Guns N Roses
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
When I think of the Beatles now I think of a Walrus in a yellow submarine.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Manraj, I know you are only eight but you need to expand your musical repertoire if that’s what comes to mind when you consider the Beatles.
I'm getting younger and younger everyday
But its a walrus and a yellow submarine
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I liked I am a Walrus
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
I actually do enjoy the Beatles even though I don't enjoy that genre of music.
I also like John Legend. Dude can sing.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9s1I1TZqJg
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
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Def Leppard
Best English band ever. Its not even close
by mcwagner on May 3, 2011 2:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I have definitely rocked to "Let's get Rocked"
It was my favorite tune at one time. Ludicrous to me now, but I was forgivably young at the time.
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no shame it that
mow the lawns, who me?
walk the dog, not my style Dad.
take out the trash, no way.
Tidy your room, c’mon get real.
Sorry Dad gotta disappear, lets get the rock out of here.
I'm seeing a distinct lack of early-2000s pop-punk bands on your list.
It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Is it a bad sign for Jimmy Smith's career prospects that when I saw...
“Jimmy Smith ‘Wired Up’ At Ravens Facility” I expected him to be wired up on cocaine or meth?
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lol
It’s okay, all those leaders in the Ravens locker room will keep him in check. I heard it from the media so it must be true.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I love Dave Chappele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eLABXmjySE
Kellen Moore is awesome
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I also love Dave Chappele
and Charlie Murphy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUrqy1Ec06c&feature=related
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Charlie Murphy
Here’s a little known fact, Charlie Murphy’s twitter account follows @NinersNation.
by David Fucillo on May 3, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG OMG OMG
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Thats pretty freaking awesome.
how’d you do that?
Kellen Moore is awesome
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well...
He just started following me one day randomly. Also, I don’t know if he has someone else handling his twitter account who decided to follow NN.
by David Fucillo on May 3, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That is pretty darn cool though
and I’m jealous.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I don't like the Rick James series.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
No? I really like Charlie's "True Hollywood Stories".
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
No he wasn't good in that one.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
I also found this really really funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGklw7hyK0&feature=related
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Saw that in a Boondocks episode awhile back.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
So i'm in class now and I want it to end.
Why won’t it end? WHYYYYY
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Wait—
The more Recs the longer it stays up top.
Really? I thought it was the five most recent posts with at least 3 recs, regardless of how many more they had.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I'm surprised you didn't know
mcwagner is a rec whore.
Trees rule. Don't deny it.
Check out the one and only Stanford SB Nation blog, Rule of Tree.
by FearTheTree on May 3, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the word whore ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
Oooop's .. cause i am one ... best place to meet hot chick's ... Dog Park , had some real good luck as of late , also help's to have cute pup's ...!!
I'm your " Huckelberry "...it's just my game ...Jimmy Raye your no daisy ...!!
rec's
I was always under the impression that if something has a whole bunch more rec’s it’ll stay up top in the Rec’d ones.
by David Fucillo on May 3, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
no, no it doesn't.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
What sort of parallel universe have I stepped into here? Is Manraj educating Fooch on how Niners Nation works?
Well I spend so much time on here.
I know most of the rules because I broke all of them.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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That's how we learned the rules too.
Fooch told all the mods, “Just watch manraj. Everything he does is against the rules.”
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
true story.
One week I think I got a warning every day. It wasn’t right.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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I just checked your moderation history
and apparently twolfe activated the “automatic daily warning” feature for your account. I didn’t even know that feature existed.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Explains why I keep getting the same vague warning.
You have been warned. You know you shouldn’t have posted what you posted.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
But I haven’t posted yet?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Sometimes they warn me because they miss me.
It goes like. Hey manraj, long time since you broke any rules. Just a friendly warning don’t forget about us.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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I've never seen anything last more than 14 days up top, regardless of total recs.
And if there’s too many rec’d posts in the last 14 days, it always seems to be the oldest post that gets bumped.
Never seen them ranked any way other than chronologically by time of posting.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
The newest TD dance craze this season...
Will be the Cat Daddy!
Niners, Lakers and the Warriors... when Lakers have the night off.
Lebron James has one thing that Kobe Bryant will never have... a bronze medal.
Well its going to be super duper hot.
No shirt time
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Was I that obvious
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
warm enough
It’s gorgeous out in SF today.
by David Fucillo on May 4, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Got the take home portion of our Set Theory and Logic final today.
It’s due 8:00 am May 19. Doesn’t look too terrible at first glance.
For question one, we must show that the relation <= on the set of cardinal numbers is both anti-symmetric and transitive, and that the relation < on the aforementioned set is transitive.
For question two, we must prove The Principle of Transfinite Induction.
Finally, for question three, we must prove that in any nonempty subset S of N, there exists a least element. (In the context of the question, we are showing that N is “well-ordered” by the relation >.
Good times.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Man I wish I knew what you said.
But I shall.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Here, I'll help you cheat:
- Obviously the Cardinals number is <= to our team’s number, because the Cardinals suck. Example: Derek Anderson.
- How could the Principle of Transfinite Induction not be true? Until someone answers that question, I think we should just take it as fact.
- What?
No need to thank me, it’s what I do.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I’ve got a presentation to give in the morning and it’s gone 9pm and I haven’t even started writing it.
MUST. GET. OFF. NINERS. NATION.
You have been assimilated.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
Read that comment again. Assimilated, not assassinated.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
Constipated?
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
Discombobulated. My favourite word. Right after McWagnerIsAnIdiot. Although that strictly isn’t a word.
How about ManrajStopPostingKittehPics?
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"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
haters va la haine
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Best pickup lines?
One my favorites is:
Don’t you know we are in a drought? We should save water and shower together.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
both
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
One time at a gas station I knocked on a woman’s window, she lowered it and I told her I lowered my cholesterol (the Cheerios commercial, this was a few years back)
Have you seen my Olympic gold medal? I set it down somewhere around here when I had to go save a puppy from a burning orphanage.
If you touch my arm one more time I will have to alert the authorities, Miss.
I have used all of these with success. The goal is to come up with something new and unique with every women, because they are unique as well. Practice your smile and eye contact. Never ever touch them, let them come to you. Always exaggerrate,they will laugh or believe you. Never put yourself down unless it is lighthearted (I dance like a stick, not I’m not good at dancing). Let them talk and actually listen so you can bring up something they said (women love it when a guy can manage to listen). Always ask for their number, don’t give yours. If they decline, excuse yourself politely. Pretend that their dad is sitting next to you.
Those aren't funny...
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
I just like making people laugh.
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Its just that I gave you the keys to the GTO and you prefer your tricycle
by mcwagner on May 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't get it...
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
Im not competitive I just addicted to winning.
Have you seen my Olympic gold medal? I set it down somewhere around here when I had to go save a puppy from a burning orphanage.
Awesome sauce.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
Its all in the delivery. They HAVE to know your kidding
by mcwagner on May 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
but what if I actually lost my Olympic gold medal?
Kellen Moore is awesome
Katie Mcgrath is our savior
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except for the special ones that will think you are serious lol.
"You know whats funny? I always thought uhm dogs lay eggs and I learned something new today" Peter Griffin
by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 4, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“Wow! Girl, you just made me go from 6:00 to 12:00!”
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
“Can I borrow your phone? My mom told me to call her when I met the girl of my dreams.”
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
LOL
i don’t think that will put you on her parents good side.
Kellen Moore is awesome
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Chicks dig it when you're on their parents' bad side.
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Parents don’t. I love it when people love me.
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It's the girl or her parents.
You can’t have both.
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Yes I can.
I’m awesome.
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If I ask you to have sex will the answer be the same to this question?
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Si je vous demande d'avoir des rapports sexuels sera la réponse de la même à cette question?
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“Hey. Let’s have sex.”
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that might be crazy enough to work
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I had a friend of a friend go up to random girls at a club and tell them he had a small penis then asked if she would be interested in having sex. It actually worked for him one night. I don’t think I could do that, even if it was true.
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by Haggardninja on May 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Lets substitute that for small “manhood” or sex organ. Its funnier that way too. I’m not against the word, but Fooch gets the giggles when he hears it.
by mcwagner on May 5, 2011 11:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I like the term “junk”.
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by Haggardninja on May 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey do you like my Buger King pant's ....
… home of the Whooper …!!
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So I'm trying to learn French its quite difficult.
Currently I know how to say do you speak french?
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If you want a good laugh, check this out:
Edggy originally posted this link in the Nuggets, but I thought it might be easier to laugh about in this thread. Just a ridiculous article, with a few equally ridiculous comments. The most laughable one that I saw was posted by one “gteare28” in which he states,
Look, his track record with the Bills sucks too, 4 SB appearences and no rings?
Must be nice to be so accustomed to your teams success that you’d love to see the guy who built your garbage team into a perennial Super Bowl contender kicked to the curb because he’s “only won one Super Bowl”. Unfortunately, I was only a child when the Niners were great; were 49ers fans this whiny in the 90s?
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I’m not a front page poster so I guess I can trash another blog’s writer. I have never seen someone more upset with having a great team. I think NN has some of the best writers. I’m still confused why James hasn’t made it his profession.
by mcwagner on May 4, 2011 7:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of front page posters, did Josh Branco and Drew just vanish away?
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I never saw Josh Bronco
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Should we bring out the squad?
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Yes this BBS cat has issue's , prime example of what's revelent or irrevelent in one's life ...
… this became way to personal in which one has no control over …!!
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I could just see this guy with sweat dripping down his nose onto his keyboard that is being abused by his pounding fingers. Pounding down in that quick chicken-pecking style with the index fingers erect and the other fingers curled into a tight fist. Talking to the monitor about how he has the answers and that he will no longer tolerate the lies. How only mother understands him. The heat from the single lightbulb slowly swaying above him in his dungeo… er, basement burns into the growing bald spot on his head.
by mcwagner on May 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Exactly , funny you ... Guess i'll post it here , got that contract today ( Happy day's )...!!
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I just saved money by switching my car insurance to Geico.
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But , do you love your bank ...!!
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Yes, yes I do
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Yes , i like the punk rock one best ...!!
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I love that one.
But for some reason I see the job interview one like ten times as often.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Me too ... would really like to hear full version of that song thou ...!!
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So is this thread supposed to help relive the memorable David Carr Press Conference thread?
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I missed that thread. stupid school
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Remember when you posted a link to a blog about Kaepernick and was wondering who it was. It was Kaepernick’s Sister-in-law. He just retweeted his brother and she was in the picture. #stalkingabilityleveledup
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thank you thank you
I will be here all week
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My new favorite quote from Harbaugh is ... ( More is More ) ...!!
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water is wet
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Community challenge:
Everyone post a link to the last non-football-related site you visited, no matter how embarrassing it is. Check your browser history if you have to.
Go.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Facebook.com
southwest.com
Only two nonsport related sites.
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and
http://crazythingsparentstext.com/
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and
Kitty cat picture bank dot com
by mcwagner on May 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
no I actually use google for that.
say if I want something that talks about being quiet I google quiet kitteh.
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I don't understand the challenge part. Unless it's not a challenge for us to conquer, but rather you challenging us individually.
Anyway, here’s one of my favorite "Wally"s:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2005-04-03/
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Yeah, I meant I was challenging each of you to do this.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
well most of my websites are football related.
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I’m afraid doing so would get me banned from this site.
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Because we know thats not football related.
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the Cowboys don't play football.
They are actually actors. Cowboys games are staged, like WWE fights.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
by these3words on May 6, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
true story huh
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Remember how some people were seated on folding chairs at the Super Bowl?
Yeah. I wasn’t surprised they had folding chairs at the Cowboys stadium.
They had several ladders lying around as well, but certain ticket-holders didn’t consider that “seating”.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
especially the people standing outside in the snow.
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 6, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This really deserves to be green
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oh crap
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Investigating people are you ...!!
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hopefully going to teach some people a lesson, I guess a little investigating
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 5, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Because high school kids and bad writing make me laugh
http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students/
Kaepernick may have some growing to do as a passer, but you don't get to 10,000 yards passing in college without being able to read a defense.
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by grantmp on May 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
number 6; lol
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This to be exact ...!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230614753300&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
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do they have motors?
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup up to 35,000 rpm , i have 35 car's at the moment ...!!
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Awkward but any advice?
I pulled out my contacts a week or two ago and, in the process of doing so, pinched a chunk of white in my left eye. They’ve been stinging for a while and hurt like a (site decorum) gone wild when I put my contact in my eye.
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I'd consider seeing a doctor.
If you’re a student you ought to be able to do so without paying.
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Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
I've seen my optometrist
She said that the pain isn’t something that is generally lingering but that there might be a probability of stinging for a little bit of time.
That was about a week ago.
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Ahh, the old "Go on, you'll be fine."
Well, perhaps you could see her again and she’ll think that this is a non-general case. Or get a second opinion.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
see another one, dr’s make mistakes and sometimes they can be in a hurry which causes them to not really pay attention to you.
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by HUNGRY HUNTER on May 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes , you should seek out another opion , the eye is one the fastest healing part of the body , you should of had some improvement by now ...!!
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go to a hospital.
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COLIN KAEPERNICK will be on Colin Cowherd's show sometime today.
Not sure when, but it was announced a couple minutes ago on the show and I thought it should be posted here.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
I think it's coming up after this commercial break.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
Points from the interview:
- Says Andrew Luck hasn’t told him much about the offense Jim Harbaugh runs, just what type of coach he is.
- Says he doesn’t have a playbook, but he’s “working on getting one from a veteran player who has one”.
- Says he sees himself as a passer first. Says there’s a difference between a running quarterback and a quarterback that can run.
- Says he’s motivated by the fact that 5 quarterbacks went ahead of him in the draft, wants to prove he’s the best of the bunch.
- Excited to play for Harbaugh.
No real shockers there, mostly just saying the right things. Oh well.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
yea...
Media interviews have gotten pretty much like that at this point. And given my own opinion of Colin Cowherd, I wasn’t expecting much more.
by David Fucillo on May 6, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
working on getting one from a veteran player who has one
Him saying that worries me. Are there potential fines for him admitting this?
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I'm pretty sure this is fine.
The play-books were handed within the rules to certain veterans, and there are no rules against player-to-player contact. As I understand it, if he gets a play-book from Harbaugh, then the team gets fined and what-not, but if he gets one from a fellow player, then everything’s cool.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
players can talk to players
coaches just can’t talk to players.
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Colin Kaepernick isn't under contract at the moment
and whatever veteran player he’s talking about is currently locked out of the league.
I’m not a lawyer, but it doesn’t sound like the NFL could legally impose a fine for this.
We don't need 8 in the box. We have 52 in the box.
On a semi-related note...
did you guys know Colin Cowherd is developing a sit-com for CBS? He mentioned it on the show. Said the pilot episode is completed and now they’re waiting to see if it gets picked up.
I don’t know what it’s called.
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yep
Also heard Mike Greenberg is working on a pilot too.
by David Fucillo on May 6, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, everyone gets to make a pilot.
Let’s get a Niners Nation TV show going, shall we?
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Definitely
I think we could come up with a pretty good TV show involving this site…Lot of characters.
by David Fucillo on May 6, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume I'll be the main character.
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I'll be the Costanza/Wally of the show.
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Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Who?
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What, really?
I would be like a combination of George Costanza and Wally, two of the greatest characters ever. They each inspire me in their own special way. Here’s a classic Wally:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2005-04-03/
And another:
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
Eleanor Rigby - "Greatest Song" or "The Greatest Song"?
Great I got a list of heroins that could be the female main character
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you really are addicted to women, aren't you
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It’s because he’s 11. He’s yet to meet a real one.
by LondonNiner on May 6, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
adolescent male
can’t judge me
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I'm sorry, I read that as heroine.
Talk about changing the context.
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David Fucillo, the main, runs a sports blog and has a cast of zany characters that he helps out of a jam. CBS is interested in it to replace “Two and a Half Men”. They asked if Fooch can be a drunk, womanizing, gambling degenerate to which he said, “easy”.
Fooch and Ninjames should do Everybody Loves Fooch. Since James is 10 feet tall he can play the giant brother.
we can even diss his hands every now and then.
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Then they asked Fooch what kind of women he wanted on the show
and his answer was the same.
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he wants a drunk womanizing gambling degenerate woman?
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I love Colin Cowherd's show , it's a great way to keep my anger in-check and prove you have no control over other's .....!!
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Aqua di Giora commercial girl has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen.
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Emily Didonato
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Please stop posting pictures … of my wife. I won’t tell you again. It’s distressing for her. Now I’m going to have to calm her down with a special cuddle.
If you need help...
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Beautiful eyes
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There's a girl @ Homedepot that has eye's like that but green ...
.. i’m constantly buying thing’s i don’t need , then taking them back …!!
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by Edggy on May 7, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
You know I have to fix my uhh... turtle
where is this store?
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I don't know what language is that but I'm learning it.
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Russian I think
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