Yesterday's matchup between "Players Doing Stupid Things" and "Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account" went up thirty-five minutes late, so when this post goes live, voting for that match will still be up, so be sure to head over there and cast your vote. As it stands, the higher-seeded "Players Doing Stupid Things" is winning and that's basically what I expected. Somebody else also noted that the other option can be defined as "doing stupid things," and that's why I matched them up in the bracket (after they ended up lining up seed-wise, of course).
Today, we've got a better and more 49ers-relevant matchup that I think you'll enjoy. Then again, I've been wrong a lot lately, so bracing myself for the onslaught of insults coming my way. "Needing To Take a Look at The Film and Find The Rat" is taking on "Tanking The Season to Draft Andrew Luck." I honestly have no idea which one is going to win this, especially because I know that there's actually people here who think the latter is a good idea. For shame, people.
So make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the left side of the bracket and of course, view the entire bracket. But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.
(5) Needing To Take a Look at The Film and Find The Rat
This one is pretty straight forward, as 49ers fans, no? Coach speak is bad enough, but the same exact coach speak week in and week out is infuriating. Mike Singletary went on and on about needing to look at the film, even when answers were clear as day. Maybe that means the questions shouldn't have been asked in the first place, but accountability is important. It's like ... what's he looking for? Do they have a couple guys in the back working on Adobe Premiere to insert some things for Singletary to notice to placate him? I assure you, Singletary: there are no completions, touchdowns, sacks or interceptions on film that were not there when the game actually happened. Also, remember the rat? Yeah. You remember the rat. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
(12) Tanking The Season to Draft Andrew Luck
Ugh. Really, guys? This is the best thing we can think of? You don't like a draft pick? Well that's good, we can tank the season and draft Andrew Luck. What, we have to travel to Green Bay again? Tank the season to draft Andrew Luck. Alex Smith is our quarterback? He should lose games on purpose because that will be smart for him to do. Herp and derp and derp and herp, gents. That's all I have to say to you. I wash my hands of that silliness.
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145
Day 17: Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season def. Player 'X Is A Beast - 209-39
Day 18: Players Doing Stupid Things versus Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account -
Which is worse?
(5) Take A Look At The Film, Find The Rat (119 votes)
(12) Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck (152 votes)
271 total votes