NN NFL Tournament of Badness Opening Round: Joe Theismann and Less Cheerleaders

It looks like we're going to have another minor upset at "Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck" is beating "Take A Look At The Film And Find The Rat" at the time of writing this. It's actually not all that surprising, glad to see that Niners Nation is coming to its senses in that regard. The whole "tanking the season" thing is stupid and losing is never alright under any circumstances. Today, we've got a potentially powerhouse number four seed in "Joe Theismann" taking on "Less Cheerleaders", should be a good one. I'm going to have to be quick since I'm falling behind in writing these.

So make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the left side of the bracket and of course, view the entire bracket. But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.        

(4) Joe Theismann

Everything about Theismann is annoying, from his face to his commentary. He's a terrible commentator and all we have to hear about when he does is how he can fit himself into any discussion. It's annoying. Worse than that ... the guy is just wrong all the time. Literally all the time. He doesn't know what he's talking about, which is weird, because I'm almost positive he used to play football. Why is he wrong so much? Oh, and the fact that he changed the way his name is supposed to sound so it would rhyme with Heisman? Really? C'mon, son.

(13) Less Cheerleaders

Hey, now this isn't something I care too much about, but I can see where it's getting on some people's nerves. I mean, they used to be a big part of gameday, the camera used to give them plenty of time, now, in an effort to fit more advertising in, they're taking out the cheerleaders. Sometimes, the cameramen make a spirited effort to include the cheerleaders, and then the production crew cover it right up with a big, giant, Coors Light logo. It's actually pretty awful now that I really think about it. Less cheerleaders sucks.

Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145
Day 17: Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season def. Player 'X Is A Beast - 209-39
Day 18: Players Doing Stupid Things def. Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account - 129-55
Day 19: Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck versus Need To Look At The Film - 

NN NFL Tournament of Badness Bracket and Results