NN NFL Tournament of Badness Opening Round: Dallas Cowboys Stadium, Pro Bowl Is A Joke
Due to yesterday's poll going up late, the match between "God Cares Way Too Much About Football" and "The Tuck Rule" is still going, and you can go vote in it here. The seeding isn't holding up, but it's also seeding that I didn't expect to at this point. I'm glad that, at the time of writing this, Niners Nation hasn't devolved into a stupid religious debate on the matter. You guys are great, because lesser blogs would already have been a big cluster[site decorum] of whining. Today, we've got the joke that is the Pro Bowl taking on the new Dallas Cowboys stadium .. oh boy! Yesterday's match finishes at 2:25 p.m.
So make the jump to read the descriptions of the participants for today, read full results from the left side of the bracket and of course, view the entire bracket. But first: remember, we are voting on what we believe to be the absolute worst thing of the two. If you're voting in a worst food contest, and you like pizza more than hamburgers, you would then vote for hamburgers in that matchup. Get it? Got it? Good. Make the jump.
(2) Pro Bowl Being A Total Joke
It's really pathetic that the NFL's All-Star game is actually less meaningful than the all-star game of other sports. The Pro Bowl is just ... well, it's a joke. Inevitably, I get upset when there's snubs each year, even though I know that it really is meaningless. The best players don't always make it, and sometimes the voting is just an absolute joke. It's a popularity contest, and it's voted on when there's still about a third of the season remaining. Anyway, they're doing everything they can to make this thing relevant, moving it around, moving the date around ... it's never going to work, not without some significant changes. The Pro Bowl sucks.
(15) New Dallas Cowboys Stadium
So there's some seats that are completely obstructed, and some where you can only see half of the field. That's a great design choice there, Dallas. Beyond that, there's a ton of standing room ... standing room tickets that are incredibly overpriced. Plus, on a couple occasions, they sold too many tickets and packed people in like sardines. The video board is a monstrosity and it's just ... there's so much to it, that it starts to take away from the game. There's no reason for most of it, and I can say that by most accounts of people who have been there, it's just not a fun place to enjoy a football game. Screw that place. Let's try to vote on the stadium alone, not our hate for the Cowboys.
Day 1: "America's Team" def. "New York FOOTBALL Giants" - 428-40
Day 2: Rookie Holdouts def. Week 16, 17 Byes - 266-65
Day 3: Seahawks Alternates def. Buccaneers Loser Uniforms - 328-118
Day 4: New Referee Rule Limiting No Huddle def. Icing The Kicker - 180-116
Day 5: Twitter Beefs def Madden Curse - 125-108
Day 6: Prevent Defense def. Wildcat Formation - 296-65
Day 7: Chris Berman's Mannerisms def. The Many Faces of Philip Rivers - 188-185
Day 8: Player 'X' Is A Football Player def. Player 'X' Is A Future Hall Of Famer - 194-96
Day 9: Brett Favre's Media Whoring def. New AFC and NFC Championship Trophies - 293-39
Day 10: Fans That Take It Too Far def Franchise Tag - 231-42
Day 11: Daniel Snyder def. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish - 126-76
Day 12: Garth DeFelice def. Donovan McNabb And Overtime Rules - 207-48
Day 13: TV Blackouts def Player 'X' Always Being Wide Open - 253-43
Day 14: Players Celebrating When Down Big def. Being A "Poor Man's" Something - 244-35
Day 15: NFL's Exclusive License With EA def. Super Bowl Halftime Shows - 161-139
Day 16: Cortland Finnegan def. Frank Gore's Love For Moran Norris - 191-145
Day 17: Player 'X' Being A Bust After One Season def. Player 'X Is A Beast - 209-39
Day 18: Players Doing Stupid Things def. Rashard Mendenhall's Twitter Account - 129-55
Day 19: Tanking The Season To Draft Andrew Luck def. Need To Look At The Film - 152-119
Day 20: Less Cheerleaders def. Joe Theismann - 182-139
Day 21: Al Davis Drafting Like He's Being Advised By Ricky Bobby def. Matt Millen - 186-128
Day 22: New Kickoff Rule def. The Dancing Robot on FOX - 240-152
Day 23: God Cares Way Too Much About Football versus The Tuck Rule -
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Anything with the words dallas cowboy gets my vote
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Reporter : "What do you remember about the BCS title game"
Cliff Harris: "That we lost"
the mythical pro bowl
I’ve never been to Cowboys stadium but from what I’ve seen and heard it sounds like the venue most perfectly suited to the Dallas Cowboys: totally slick and expensive, but can never live up to expectations.
That said, the Pro Bowl is by far the worse of the two. To be honest until the modern internet age I didn’t even know there was an actual game! Growing up I just thought the “Pro Bowl” referred to a hypothetical all-star team that never actually played but nonetheless got the recognition and a nice bonus or something.
I wish the probowl was mythical
the real thing is horrible. The players don’t care, they can’t really practice together, superbowl participants can’t go, there’s no point having it after the superbowl, it’s just not good football.
I’ve never been and I’ll never go to the Dallas stadium, but I’ve got nothing against the world’s largest dome stadium itself, other than the fact it has been tainted by the cowboys presence.
Stadium vs. Pro Bowl
I went with the Pro Bowl. I figure the Cowboys stadium is perfectly suited for the team. You made this comment
Beyond that, there’s a ton of standing room … standing room tickets that are incredibly overpriced. Plus, on a couple occasions, they sold too many tickets and packed people in like sardines.
I get the point that the tickets are expensive for a lot of people but I’d actually say the second sentence proves they’re not overpriced from an economic standpoint. I say more power to Jerry Jones for this ode to him.
i dont get the hate for the pro bowl
its just a game for the best players in the league to get together and be recognized and have some fun. if you don’t like it, nobody’s holding a gun to your head to watch it.
The Pro Bowl may be a joke, BUT
I still want to see our players nominated for the Pro Bowl, which gives me something about it to cheer for.
Can’t say the same about anything related to Dallas.
The cowboys have a crappy new stadium
And that’s just a really good thing, how could I vote for it?The pro bowl does suck, no one even seems to care anymore.
The pro-bowl is/will be relevant to the niners
Anything to do with the cowboys, by definition, is not only irrelevant, but is characterized by a quintessential state of suckage. This innate suckage, however, does not rise to a level of import greater than ridicule. Pro-bowl wins.
by OffensiveInterference on Jun 16, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
The Pro Bowl is a tremendous joke
but I have to pick the Cowboys stadium. Anything that has to do with the Cowboys automatically sucks.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson
Random Theory: The Pro Bowl would be more exciting with players fighting for roster spots
Because those guys would actually be willing to tackle each other. Make it a survival match, where the winning side gets the opportunity to not be cut.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
My vote is for the Pro Bowl
I never watch it, but every year it’s almost a joke at some of the players that make it in during horrible years based on name recognition alone.

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